Wednesday, October 22, 2014

The Guidos: Social Media Hero or Heroine of the Decade

The nominees were:

  • Louise Mensch: For services to international trolling and picking Twitter fights
  • Cllr Karen Danczuk: for selfless services to selfies and feminism
  • Brooks Newmark: for not putting down the loo seat before photographing himself masturbating in the bathroom mirror
  • Aidan Burley: For cultural diversity online and really entering into the whole Olympic spirit

And the winner:

Stay tuned for the rest of the winners throughout the afternoon…

Monday, October 13, 2014

Twitter Mensch Fight of the Week: Nads v Louise

It’s a day ending in ‘y’ so Louise Mensch has been at the internet again, with predictable results.

Round one of this weekend’s transatlantic duel saw her go after Nadine Dorries, who she probably should have known from previous experience is a brave choice of sparring partner.

Seconds out…

K.O. 

If that were not enough, Louise then decided to swing for someone she clearly presumed would be a softer target:

Except Karen is in politics. Elected politics. She is a politician. A Labour councillor, and Louise isn’t, having abandoned her seat. No one has a pop at Mrs D and gets away with it…

Friday, August 22, 2014

Too Many Tweets

Westminster Public Affairs have done their annual Twitter tot up. When they’re not on holiday, the 461 MPs online sent a total of 718,431 tweets in the last year. “Over this twelve-month period MPs spent a combined total of over 115 days (or more than 2774 hours) sending Tweets.” That’s an awful lot of time wasting… 

So who are the biggest blabbermouths?

Well apparently George Galloway – who recently described being an MP as tedious – comes out on top with 16,399 tweets.

The top-Tweeting Conservative MP is Michael Fabricant with 11,311 tweets – some of them costing him a job as the Vice-Chairman of the party.

Shouty-crackers Karl ‘anger management’ Turner is seemingly as much of a gobsh*te online as he in Parliament and on trains, topping iLabour with 12,577.

While Tim Farron’s campaign to convince everyone he is a thoroughly nice bloke, while simultaneously knifing his leader, sees him top the LibDems with 14,741 Tweets.

Wasting time on the internet is meant to be Guido’s job.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Twitter Bitch Fight: Mann v MacShame

This could get interesting…

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Snapchat Now More Popular Than Twitter Among 18-34s

Remember those crazy Snapchat guys who turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook for their zero revenue firm? Bloomberg reports they are now in funding talks which value the app at $10 billion. Data from Business Insider shows that 1 in 3 US smartphone users between the ages of 18 and 34 are using Snapchat, twice as many as nine months ago and considerably more than Twitter. If Facebook had bought them out Mark Zuckerberg’s company would now own the three most popular social networks in America…

Friday, July 25, 2014

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Thursday, July 24, 2014

A Non-Awkward Miliband Selfie

Friday, July 18, 2014

Keep in Touch With Guido

Over on Guido’s Facebook page you can see what politicians fear the most:

CLICK HERE TO LIKE GUIDO ON FACEBOOK.

Follow @GuidoFawkes on Twitter to keep up with the number one politics source – no other publication is read by more MPs.

Follow @MediaGuido if you want to find out who is up and down in media la la land.

If you don’t want the Twitter frenzy and just want a once-a-day Monday to Friday summary:

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Guidogram subscribers get sent the Happy Hour evening email or just the once-a-week on a Thursday summary of the week. It is free and read by most insiders in Westminster. With nearly 20,000 subscribers on the email list what are you missing? Click here to join the thousands of subscribers who get the Guidogram first...

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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Greens Sack Councillor Who Called War Heroes “Hired Killers”

Two weeks ago Green councillor Ben Duncan put in his application to be consigned to the dustbin of loony tunes who have thrown their careers away on the internet. Today, his party has finally obliged and booted him out. Lisa Murray, chairwoman of Brighton and Hove Green Party, says:

“The panel of inquiry has concluded that Councillor Ben Duncan should no longer serve as a member of the Green Group of Councillors on Brighton and Hove City Council.

This follows his recent statement on Twitter concerning the armed forces which understandably offended many both within and outside the party.

The panel concluded that since this recent incident follows a history of making comments in social media that many would view as inappropriate for someone in such a position, taken as a whole, Councillor Duncan’s actions amount to a breach of standards and judgement expected of a Green councillor, bringing himself and colleagues into disrepute.

Councillor Duncan’s removal from the Green Group is for the remaining council term.

From this point Councillor Duncan will not participate in votes or discussions in the Green Group or be involved in any decisions of the Group and will sit as an independent councillor and not be counted as a part of the Group.”

Bye!

Friday, June 27, 2014

Ed Balls Calls Colleague “Anus”

Ed Balls covering himself in Twitter glory once again…


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“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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