Her husband might have caused a storm in the Hunt debate yesterday, but it’s blue skies ahead for Sally Bercow as she suns herself in the Caribbean. The Mail reports that the Speaker’s wife is enjoying a boozy all-expenses-paid holiday at the five-star Hilton hotel in Barbados, where she will be giving a speech on her Twitter cock-ups. What is it with Sally and taking her clothes off on camera…

Despite being one of Jeremy Hunt’s most vocal defenders on the airwaves and the twittersphere, Louise Mensch failed to make the Commons vote this afternoon. Other Tory MPs were dragged from hospital beds, funerals and even their own honeymoon to troop through the Lobby, but it seems an exception was made for the member for Corby, who was paired. Why? Because the Queen was visiting her marginal constituency…

When George Galloway put an old jacket up for sale on eBay this morning he made the rookie error of leaving his buyer feedback open for all to see. It seems the Bradford MP buys his Valentine’s day gifts from the auction site, including a pack of “retro love heart tea light candles” and Valentines’ candy. But the shopping did not there – in February Gorgeous George made an order with Funky Bunky, an adult shop selling “sex toys, cleaners, massage oils, creams, lubricants and great adult games”:

Here kitty, kitty, kitty…

UPDATE: The account used by Galloway – “georgegalloway-bradford-charity-boxing-page“ - appears to be an eBay charity page. Odd use of a charity account…

Looks like Tim Montgomerie is June’s Babe of the Month in Tatler…

Via Iain Dale

Guido reckons he’d probably be a little more enamoured meeting Angelina… 

Sky’s resident older lady Kay Burley spent most of her interview with the Telegraph’s infamous Bryony Gordon comparing notes:

“Oh, Chuka Umunna is very hot. So if he wants to give me a ring… Oh, he’s old enough. And Andy Burnham. He’s another politician I fancy… Dominic Raab. He is very good looking.”

Though hard luck boys, apparently she will never date a politician. She didn’t rule out climbing the greasy pole herself though – apparently she wants to become a councillor…

I loved it when @richardpbacon earlier asked employment minister Chris grayling if he shopped at @Ann_Summers—
Jacqueline Gold (@Jacqueline_Gold) May 25, 2012

… Chris Grayling answered "erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm erm…..

I promised to send him a goody bag!—
Jacqueline Gold (@Jacqueline_Gold) May 25, 2012

Via: OnTablets

Reliable Tory sources tell Guido that IDS SpAd Susie Squire is being lined up to replace Henry Macrory as the Head of Press at CCHQ. Guido spoke to Susie this morning who refused to comment on our well sourced speculation.  The frontline job at DWP is one of the toughest spinning jobs in government, yet Squire, a veteran former spinner for the Taxpayers’ Alliance,  has still managed to remain popular amongst hacks…

Via @CallumMay

UPDATE:

I see I've been credited for a lame gag by @guidofawkes. Probably a good time to emphasise that my jokes are not the views of my employer…—
Callum May (@callummay) May 10, 2012

BBC types eh!

Madeline Grant, a 19-year-old student at Oxford University was running for the position of librarian of the Oxford Union with the slogan: ‘I don’t hack, I just have a great rack.’ As a result, a Union tribunal on Wednesday evening fined her £120 for ‘bringing the Union into disrepute’ and the politically correct humourless lefties have made Madeline’s life a misery.  She says she “wanted to make a point about the people who run the Union taking themselves far too seriously, and their response has proved  that point. I’ve also found it very interesting that I was being accused of sexism, but they went to great lengths to punish a woman for making a joke about her body. I can’t help thinking that seems strange.”

She shouldn’t worry, anyone can see she has a great future in front of her.