Boulton and Co?

Swiftly deleted.  It was sent via a text message according to the Twitter meta-data.

Well Mrs Fawkes would kill Guido if that wasn’t for her…

The MP Who “Tried it on” with Myleene Klass

20140210-092009.jpg Readers will remember single Myleene Klass causing hearts to flutter when she tweeted a picture of an MP’s business card with her finger covering the name, claiming she’d been chatted up on a plane. In yesterday’s Sun Guido named the gent in question – Tory backbencher Mark Pritchard. Mark met Myleene at customs after they had both been to Sierra Leone, where Pritchard’s The Music Charity distributes second-hand instruments to orphanages and schools. “I think she was chatting ME up,” chimed Pritchard when Guido asked. “I think we could make great music together.”

Sally’s Hunk Revealed

The Sun have identified the lucky recipient of Sally’s snog. Clinton Baugh is a 49 year old professional dancer and DJ who says he is looking for “the love of a good woman”. They’re just friends…

Wendi Deng Loves Tony Blair’s “Power, Body, Legs, Eyes & Butt”

Vanity Fair have what they say is a steamy love note Wendi Deng wrote about Tony Blair. In broken English, she pines for her regular companion on the Murdoch ranch:

“Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t. Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . . And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else and what else . . . ”

Those Chinese whispers look like they might have had something to them…

Charlie Brooks’ Lesbian Porn DVD Collection

Horses for courses…

Stay Klassy

Seems one jet-setting MP has been getting awkwardly close to glamorous pop star Myleene Klass this afternoon:

Of course this is just HearSay…

Lesbian Lovers Outed at Hacking Trial

Laughs in court as cleaner Fernando Nascimento gives evidence at the hacking trial this afternoon. It turns out that found inside a jiffy bag in the underground car park beneath Charlie Brooks’ Chelsea Harbour flat was a copy of a renowned piece of literature concerning Sapphic love. Nascimento was pressed further on Brooks’ copy of Lesbian Lovers:

Counsel: “If you had opened it you wouldn’t have forgotten it.”

Nascimento: “I don’t understand English.”

Counsel: “There wasn’t much writing on the magazine.”

Nascimento: “…If I had seen it I might have taken it.”

The case, er, continues…

Hollande Presser: Best of the Tweets

French journalism at its finest…

Pic via @davidamoyal

WATCH: Grand Mufti-Diver Sex Tape

The grand mufti of Kyrgyzstan, the highest Islamic authority in the country, has quit after a sex tape in which he stars was leaked online. Fun-loving cleric Rakhmatulla-Hajji Egemberdiev defended himself by arguing the woman in the video was […]

Penny Phwoar-daunt

Penny’s first dive will be on ITV on Saturday at 7pm. Guido will be tuning in…[…]

Hollande’s Triple Dip With French Actress

Ooh la la! François Hollande is refusing to deny that he has been bonking glamorous French actress Julie Gayet. Tabloid mag Closer has photos of the pair routinely arriving separately at a Paris flat in the evening before a chauffeur […]

Wonk Watch: IEA’s Turn

It’s basically Wonk Transfer Deadline Week with more movements announced this afternoon. Ryan Bourne, who has given the CPS its recent oomph, jumps to the Institute of Economic Affairs to be their new Head of Public Policy. Glamorous Steph Lis […]



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