Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Boulton and Co?

Monday, February 10, 2014

The MP Who “Tried it on” with Myleene Klass

20140210-092009.jpg Readers will remember single Myleene Klass causing hearts to flutter when she tweeted a picture of an MP’s business card with her finger covering the name, claiming she’d been chatted up on a plane. In yesterday’s Sun Guido named the gent in question – Tory backbencher Mark Pritchard. Mark met Myleene at customs after they had both been to Sierra Leone, where Pritchard’s The Music Charity distributes second-hand instruments to orphanages and schools. “I think she was chatting ME up,” chimed Pritchard when Guido asked. “I think we could make great music together.”

Friday, February 7, 2014

Sally’s Hunk Revealed

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Wendi Deng Loves Tony Blair’s “Power, Body, Legs, Eyes & Butt”

Vanity Fair have what they say is a steamy love note Wendi Deng wrote about Tony Blair. In broken English, she pines for her regular companion on the Murdoch ranch:

“Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t. Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . . And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else and what else . . . ”

Those Chinese whispers look like they might have had something to them…

Monday, January 20, 2014

Charlie Brooks’ Lesbian Porn DVD Collection

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Stay Klassy

Seems one jet-setting MP has been getting awkwardly close to glamorous pop star Myleene Klass this afternoon:

Of course this is just HearSay…

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Lesbian Lovers Outed at Hacking Trial

Laughs in court as cleaner Fernando Nascimento gives evidence at the hacking trial this afternoon. It turns out that found inside a jiffy bag in the underground car park beneath Charlie Brooks’ Chelsea Harbour flat was a copy of a renowned piece of literature concerning Sapphic love. Nascimento was pressed further on Brooks’ copy of Lesbian Lovers:

Counsel: “If you had opened it you wouldn’t have forgotten it.”

Nascimento: “I don’t understand English.”

Counsel: “There wasn’t much writing on the magazine.”

Nascimento: “…If I had seen it I might have taken it.”

The case, er, continues…

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Hollande Presser: Best of the Tweets

French journalism at its finest…

Pic via @davidamoyal

Monday, January 13, 2014

WATCH: Grand Mufti-Diver Sex Tape

Penny Phwoar-daunt


Seen Elsewhere

UKIP on 23% With Survation | Mirror
UKIP Could Deal With Dave | Douglas Carswell
Tories Would Lower Benefit Cap | Telegraph
Bashir Twitter Meltdown | Mirror
Bashir is a Wrong’un | Norman Tebbit
Natalie Bennett Says it Should Not be a Crime to Belong to ISIS | Indy
LibDems Fifth in London | Standard
45 Mirror Group Stories Linked to Phone-Hacking | Press Gazette
Dave’s Diet | Speccie
Pink’O’Flynn | HuffPo
Trojan Horse Destroying British Values | Nick Wood


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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”


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