Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Real Life Anti-Sex League Oppose #CheckEmTuesday

Predictable po-faced Twitter bores Political Scrapbook and Stella Creasy are ramping the faux outrage meter, whingeing about the Sun admirably using Page 3 to encourage women to check themselves for signs of breast cancer. As the Sun’s Fabulous magazine team is demonstrating above they are backing CoppaFeel founder Kris Hallenga, who has been diagnosed with incurable breast cancer. Even No More Page 3 are mostly backing the Sun, so it isn’t very sensible for the less popular politically correct elements of the Twittersphere to behave like a real-life 1984 Anti-Sex League, accusing the paper of hijacking her campaign. How many women have ever decided to check themselves for cancer because they read Political Scrapbook?

The Sun’s editor David Dinsmore and Page 3 girls (pictured above) are fully behind this public health initiative. You can read more about the Sun’s campaign here, and check out the CoppaFeel website here.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Boulton and Co?

Swiftly deleted.  It was sent via a text message according to the Twitter meta-data.

Well Mrs Fawkes would kill Guido if that wasn’t for her…

Monday, February 10, 2014

The MP Who “Tried it on” with Myleene Klass

20140210-092009.jpg Readers will remember single Myleene Klass causing hearts to flutter when she tweeted a picture of an MP’s business card with her finger covering the name, claiming she’d been chatted up on a plane. In yesterday’s Sun Guido named the gent in question – Tory backbencher Mark Pritchard. Mark met Myleene at customs after they had both been to Sierra Leone, where Pritchard’s The Music Charity distributes second-hand instruments to orphanages and schools. “I think she was chatting ME up,” chimed Pritchard when Guido asked. “I think we could make great music together.”

Friday, February 7, 2014

Sally’s Hunk Revealed

The Sun have identified the lucky recipient of Sally’s snog. Clinton Baugh is a 49 year old professional dancer and DJ who says he is looking for “the love of a good woman”. They’re just friends…

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Wendi Deng Loves Tony Blair’s “Power, Body, Legs, Eyes & Butt”

Vanity Fair have what they say is a steamy love note Wendi Deng wrote about Tony Blair. In broken English, she pines for her regular companion on the Murdoch ranch:

“Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t. Whatever why I’m so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good. He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt . . . And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage . . . and what else and what else and what else . . . ”

Those Chinese whispers look like they might have had something to them…

Monday, January 20, 2014

Charlie Brooks’ Lesbian Porn DVD Collection

Horses for courses…

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Stay Klassy

Seems one jet-setting MP has been getting awkwardly close to glamorous pop star Myleene Klass this afternoon:

Of course this is just HearSay…

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Lesbian Lovers Outed at Hacking Trial

Laughs in court as cleaner Fernando Nascimento gives evidence at the hacking trial this afternoon. It turns out that found inside a jiffy bag in the underground car park beneath Charlie Brooks’ Chelsea Harbour flat was a copy of a renowned piece of literature concerning Sapphic love. Nascimento was pressed further on Brooks’ copy of Lesbian Lovers:

Counsel: “If you had opened it you wouldn’t have forgotten it.”

Nascimento: “I don’t understand English.”

Counsel: “There wasn’t much writing on the magazine.”

Nascimento: “…If I had seen it I might have taken it.”

The case, er, continues…

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Hollande Presser: Best of the Tweets

French journalism at its finest…

Pic via @davidamoyal

Monday, January 13, 2014

WATCH: Grand Mufti-Diver Sex Tape

The grand mufti of Kyrgyzstan, the highest Islamic authority in the country, has quit after a sex tape in which he stars was leaked online. Fun-loving cleric Rakhmatulla-Hajji Egemberdiev defended himself by arguing the woman in the video was simply his second wife. Very niiiice!


Seen Elsewhere

Cracknell v Boris | Sun
British Muslims are Failing to Integrate | Dan Hodges
Dear Sarah Wollaston… | ASI
Treatment of Ashya King’s Family Authoritarian | Brendan O'Neill
Stop the War Should Disband | Rob Marchant
State Should Not Act as Parent | Kathy Gyngell
Guido’s Column | Sun
Don’t Bottle Schools Revolution | Dom Cummings
Sack Bercow | Melanie Phillips
Tories Should Have Open Primary in Clacton | Mark Wallace
Osborne Tricked Into Haircut | Janan Ganesh


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