The on/off Margaret Thatcher movie from Oliver Stone, the maker of JFK, is rumoured to be on, with the gorgeous Sienna Miller to play the young Margaret Thatcher. Just in case anyone accuses Guido of sexism, note that the pictures (from Layer Cake) are from her memorable scene with Daniel Craig, the male totty d’jour. He has not been lined up to play Dennis…

LibDem councillor Myrna Bushell has her own professional website. From it Guido learns that she is “is a very sexy auburn professional multi-talented adult entertainer…” where she boasts that she has recently appeared in Razzle and Fiesta Magazines, (nothing to do with Lord Razzle presumably).

She can strip off various costumes including traditional “French Maid, Schoolgirl, Sexy Nurse, Headmistress, Devil Lady, Catwoman, Jungle Jane, Sexy Secretary, Miss Whiplash, Cowgirl, Miss Santa, Sexy Horseriding lady, Vampiress, Witch, Army Girl, Bunny Girl, Sexy Gypsy Lady etc.”

Fantastic. Her website informs us that she is a talented pole dancer as well. But her talent does not end there, she also talks dirty for £1.50 a minute to phone callers, “Proportional representation, prepare for government, fancy a coalition big boy?” Those are the sort of words that usually bring a smile to LibDem’s faces, Guido suspects that the language is very, very different in this case.

How have her fellow LibDem councillors reacted to the news? Illiberally – they have resigned in disgust.

Hat-tip : LibDemVoice

The French press is even more craven in the reporting of political misdoings than our own tame/feral* Lobby. So it is no surprise that it was the French blogosphere, not the Paris press, that made it impossible to keep Socialist party leader François Hollande’s affair secret.

François had four children with Ségolène Royal (pictured left), the losing French Socialist Presidential candidate. He is having an affair with TV8′s political reporter, Valerie Trierweiler (pictured right). When announcing their split the elegant Ségolène said that now “he was free to enjoy his romantic life alone”.

France has strict privacy laws of the kind that some of our politicians would love to have over here. Blogs now make those laws almost impossible to enforce. Technological progress.

Hat-tip : EuroSoc

*You choose.

Big Brother has brought together the usual collection of crazies – starting off with an all girl line-up. For fans of political totty there is an interest, Emily Parr is an aspiring actress, who politically considers herself to be right wing and will be voting Conservative at the next election.

The Sun reports her “coke-fuelled lesbian romp in front of pals at a party”. They picture the posh 19-year-old looking wasted next to a toilet. You get the hint.

Partygoers were apparently stunned as she stripped another girl. “Emily then fondled her boobs before disappearing into a bedroom with her for the night… She also performed crude acts on lads at the bash and did a raunchy lapdance for one … One partygoer said: ‘We were at this girl’s house outside Bristol last April and I saw Emily sniffing coke in the kitchen.’”

Why doesn’t Guido get to go to parties like this any more?

Guido doesn’t have much time for Neo-Con cheerleaders, but put them in a short skirt…

Michelle Malkin is a blogger with a huge following in the U.S., five million hit her blog every month. Where are my pom-poms?

Watch her over on GuyNews.TV

Arty types are head-in-hands over proposed 35% funding cuts from 2008 – Tessa Jowell will use the money to fund the 2012 Olympics instead. So about a hundred luvvies convened at London’s Shunt Vaults last Wednesday, to try to work out what to do. Enterprising Sally Marie, a choreographer and contemporary dancer, suggested that one breakout group discuss finding other sources of funding. But only one other comrade came over to join her… and he was from the Arts Council. Sally, whose dance company received £20,000 of taxpayers money from the Arts Council last year, tells Guido that: “Arts Council funding is the lifeline for all of us – I know this as well as anyone. But it’s not a question of taxpayers money or nothing. There’s more money out there – let’s find it if we can.” How refreshingly Thatcherite.

UPDATE : Am very disappointed with the co-conspirators complete lack of wit in the comments compared to the Popbitchers on this subject. In fact they had superior political analysis as well. They are just a bunch of music media mongs.

Maybe this Kamm chap is right about you lot.

Guido’s readers have been complaining about a lack of totty and some have even complained about a bias towards pretty young Tory gels*, problem solved. Bias balanced. Ciao.

*Particularly grateful to the co-conspirator who sent pictures of a Young Conservative (in a bikini) pre and post boob job. Guido thought Tories were opposed to inflation?

In an article last week Guido suggested that Alan Rusbridger, the editor of the loss making Guardian, was paid an “obscene” £487,000 last year. Guido would like to apologise for this error since he was not paid £487,000.

Piers Morgan gets him to reveal, in a brilliant* interview, that he actually trousered £520,000 last year. Some priceless banter in the interview (see the “how much is a loaf of bread?” bit). You can sense some testosterone issues in the room. Strangely they didn’t discuss Rusbridger’s private life in much detail, which is odd when you consider what him and Piers have in common.