We say farewell to Sadie at Westmonster. Her star shone bright briefly before Guido saw her off. Whatever happened to the Honourable Fiend?

We now say hello to another girly political gossip from the Westminster Whirlwind (a.k.a. Katy Taylor-Richards). Her new blog for the Express this week takes a look at some of Dessie Swayne’s moves.

They do say write about what you know…

They did invite Guido to the Conservative Future Xmas party but alas it seems the only girls an old rake like Guido sees nowadays are his own progeny.

Still this came in an email and it would be a shame not to share…

That alleged line from Bill Clinton in his former mistress’ book Sleeping With the President: My Intimate Years With Bill Clinton by Gennifer Flowers, where he is said to have claimed that Hillary “has probably eaten more pussy than I have” has now gone mainstream thanks to the London Times.

The U.S. political gossip blogs are now re-telling the story. The story is about Hilary’s aide, the hot-looking totty, Huma Abedin (pictured), with whom she is alleged to be having an affair. Hilary’s campaign says “it is not even a tabloid trash story”.If Hilary Clinton says it is tabloid trash, it must be trash, right? Mind you, that is exactly what she said about Monica Lewinsky and come to think of it, Gennifer Flower’s affair with Bill…

Not much to report this morning, Ming has hinted that the Huhnie monsters could have been behind his demise. Huhne himself is expected to launch his campaign today. The Cleggies are texting all and sundry – Shane Greer has a screenshot of the hastily hidden, soon-to-be launched Clegg campaign site.

Some are speculating that the 29 year-old Julia Goldsworthy might run as a marker for the future. So after arguing for 18 months that age (he was 66) and experience (of sprinting) trumped looks and charisma, they could switch to a photogenic reality TV show contestant as leader – Julia is 40/1 on Betfair. Excellent idea, it couldn’t be any worse…

UPDATE : A co-conspirator says she has told her local rag she definitely won’t be running. Boo.

UPDATE II : John Hemming, who has confirmed he wants to run, is a mere 180 /1 on Betfair. He tells Guido he expects to get 5 nominations already!

UPDATE III : Vince Cable has ruled himself out this morning. Telling Nick Robinson that given “the current irrational prejudice about age… an older candidate is not electable”. Rationally, the 64 year-old slaphead is almost indistinguishable from Ming to voters.

UPDATE IV : Steve Webb says he has enough nominations, but is coming over all coy and pretending he is not sure if he really wants to run.

This poster for the upcoming Polish elections on behalf of the Women’s Party (Partia Kobiet) has the slogan: “Everything for the future… and nothing to hide.” Which, typically of politicians, is a barefaced lie since they seem to be hiding behind a poster.

“We are beautiful, nude, proud. We are true and sincere, body and soul. This is not pornography, there is nothing to see in terms of sex, our faces are intelligent, concerned, proud. We do not have our mouths open nor our eyes closed… All that interests us is the future, the position of women in society. We will open the archives of the former secret communist agents, we will make known their corrupt affairs,” says party president Manuela Gretkowska. Naked anti-communism? Gets Guido’s vote…

Hat-tip : Raincoaster

Recess Monkey* is having a bit of fun with some Tory girls in the back of a car. The new Tory Stand Up, Speak Up site has three videos with these nice girls on a 40 minute car journey discussing Conservative policies, Pete André and Jordan, Grazia magazine and Victoria Beckham.

He mocks them. Guido wants to remind you that it is Recess Monkey who during the Labour deputy elections directed an eight part interview with Hilary and Tony Benn waffling in semi-darkness into a video camera controlled by a Parkinson’s sufferer. (Surprisingly Hilary didn’t win the leadership election.)

Like the Monkey, Guido too wants to know, who are the girls?

The on/off Margaret Thatcher movie from Oliver Stone, the maker of JFK, is rumoured to be on, with the gorgeous Sienna Miller to play the young Margaret Thatcher. Just in case anyone accuses Guido of sexism, note that the pictures (from Layer Cake) are from her memorable scene with Daniel Craig, the male totty d’jour. He has not been lined up to play Dennis…

LibDem councillor Myrna Bushell has her own professional website. From it Guido learns that she is “is a very sexy auburn professional multi-talented adult entertainer…” where she boasts that she has recently appeared in Razzle and Fiesta Magazines, (nothing to do with Lord Razzle presumably).

She can strip off various costumes including traditional “French Maid, Schoolgirl, Sexy Nurse, Headmistress, Devil Lady, Catwoman, Jungle Jane, Sexy Secretary, Miss Whiplash, Cowgirl, Miss Santa, Sexy Horseriding lady, Vampiress, Witch, Army Girl, Bunny Girl, Sexy Gypsy Lady etc.”

Fantastic. Her website informs us that she is a talented pole dancer as well. But her talent does not end there, she also talks dirty for £1.50 a minute to phone callers, “Proportional representation, prepare for government, fancy a coalition big boy?” Those are the sort of words that usually bring a smile to LibDem’s faces, Guido suspects that the language is very, very different in this case.

How have her fellow LibDem councillors reacted to the news? Illiberally – they have resigned in disgust.

Hat-tip : LibDemVoice

The French press is even more craven in the reporting of political misdoings than our own tame/feral* Lobby. So it is no surprise that it was the French blogosphere, not the Paris press, that made it impossible to keep Socialist party leader François Hollande’s affair secret.

François had four children with Ségolène Royal (pictured left), the losing French Socialist Presidential candidate. He is having an affair with TV8′s political reporter, Valerie Trierweiler (pictured right). When announcing their split the elegant Ségolène said that now “he was free to enjoy his romantic life alone”.

France has strict privacy laws of the kind that some of our politicians would love to have over here. Blogs now make those laws almost impossible to enforce. Technological progress.

Hat-tip : EuroSoc

*You choose.

Big Brother has brought together the usual collection of crazies – starting off with an all girl line-up. For fans of political totty there is an interest, Emily Parr is an aspiring actress, who politically considers herself to be right wing and will be voting Conservative at the next election.

The Sun reports her “coke-fuelled lesbian romp in front of pals at a party”. They picture the posh 19-year-old looking wasted next to a toilet. You get the hint.

Partygoers were apparently stunned as she stripped another girl. “Emily then fondled her boobs before disappearing into a bedroom with her for the night… She also performed crude acts on lads at the bash and did a raunchy lapdance for one … One partygoer said: ‘We were at this girl’s house outside Bristol last April and I saw Emily sniffing coke in the kitchen.’”

Why doesn’t Guido get to go to parties like this any more?