Monday, May 19, 2014

Tory MP Mike Freer Reported to Standards Commissioner

Mike Freer, the Tory MP for Finchley and Golders Green, is in a spot of bother. He is being accused by local opponents of the oldest naughty trick in the book, delivering campaign material using House of Commons resources. Tory activists have been putting unsolicited letters campaigning on the mansion tax through the doors of residents in “well to do areas” in Freer’s constituency. They are headed on Commons notepaper and contain a freepost envelope addressed to his parliamentary office. Party political campaigning paid for by the taxpayer is against the rules.

Guido understands Freer has been reported to the Standards Commissioner Kathryn Hudson by local LibDems. A tricky one to explain…

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

CONFIRMED: Mercer Banned From Parliament for 6 Months

Looks like it’s by-election time in the UKIP heartland of Newark. You read it here first…

Monday, April 7, 2014

Rich’s Monday Morning View

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Labour’s Spoof Tory Facebook Memories

Pretty good attack video, light touch, amusing and not too laboured. This has Blue State Digital’s fingerprints all over it. Better production values than we have seen recently, will it win any votes?

Monday, February 3, 2014

Paterson Doth Protest
Mystery of Minister, MP, Lobbyists and Empty Wine Glass

The Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Owen Paterson is rather cross with Guido over the suggestion he was drinking with lobbyists late into the night on Wednesday in the Intercontinental Hotel bar while large swathes of the country were still underwater. His people claim that although he was with the lobbyists on Wednesday and that it was late at night and that it was the posh Westminster Intercontinental Hotel bar, what Guido said was greatly defamatory. Apparently he wasn’t drinking. As you can see from the pictures, Guido must have been confused…


So who were Owen’s companions? Well Hanover Comm’s Charles Lewington was there and former Tory Energy Minister Charles Hendry, the current Tory MP for Wealden, was loitering in the background (to the left in the picture) in a manner which is surely entirely unrelated to the £5,000 plus-a-month he is paid by various energy companies. Hanover represent those mother-frackers Cuadrilla as well as Shell UK, amongst others. Coincidentally Lewington and Hendry chatted at length the very second that Paterson left the room after 25 minutes of, apparently, not drinking in the bar. Guido is sure that the floodplains of Somerset were high up on their late night, cosy and totally dry agenda.

Yeo: “Too Close To Call”
Will He Walk Like an Egyptian Today?

The BBC won’t call it and local sources say this afternoon’s result for Tim Yeo’s de-selection is on a knife edge:

Meanwhile, the absentee MP spent the weekend in Cairo.

If Yeo survives Neo-Guido pays up a hundred quid and we spend it on drowning our sorrows, if Yeo goes Guido pays and we celebrate. Win win.


Seen Elsewhere

Tories: Ruffley Critics are ‘Minority Feminist Groups’ | Buzzfeed
Harriet Harman Offers Less Than the Living Wage | Owen Bennett
Fallon’s Red Arrow Spin Unravels | Wings Over Scotland
What is the LibDems’ Problem With “The Jews” | Speccie
Image is the Least of Ed’s Worries | Speccie
The Most Politically Cynical Speech I Have Ever Seen | Dan Hodges
Full Sunday Sport Style Guide Email | MediaGuido
What if a Hamas Rocket Hit a BA Plane? | Richard Littlejohn
Sunday Sport Swearing Style Guide | Popbitch
Tory MP’s Love of Astrology | BBC
No.10 Shouldn’t Get Excited at Growth Figures | Mark Wallace


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New Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond has big ambitions in his first meeting with Benjamin Netanyahu today:

“I came to bring this conflict to an end.”



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