Kay Burley: “Happiness in Her Eyes”

Kay proves scientifically that dogs can read human emotions, live on Sky News. And shuts down the Twitter meanies once and for all…

Corbyn Refuses to Answer National Anthem Question

He can’t get away with not answering questions when he is leader…

Sky News on Tom and Jerry’s #SandwichGate

Within an hour of Guido’s story, Jeremy “two bags” Corbyn and his sandwiches make Sky News:

“There are going to be stories in the papers about him basically taking sandwiches from the mouths of veterans…”

Corbyn Stormin’ Away From Sky News

Watch a grouchy Jezza walk away in silence from Sky’s Darren McCaffery last night, before bizarrely complaining “there are people bothering me“:

Yes Jeremy, you’re the Leader of the Opposition now.

One day in the job and he’s already trying to get journalists arrested…

Play the Official Kay Burley Game

Who hasn’t at some point wished they were Kay Burley? Now your dreams can come true with this new Sky News game. Click below to play…

Seems an appropriate day to mark the reign of TV’s longest-serving Queen…

Sky News Labour Leadership Debate Live

Have your say in the comments…

The New Adventures of Murnaghan

Dermot is back on our screens after his summer jollies, and the over-worked video monkeys at Sky News have treated us to this bonkers advert for his Sunday morning show:

Well Superman was a journalist…

Is Air Con Sexist?

Meanwhile, over at Sky News, good to see they are fully embracing the silly season spirit with a discussion on whether office air con is sexist:

“Often in offices, it is men who control temperatures…”

Diane Abbott’s X-Rated Videobombing

Connoisseurs of the very childish and not at all funny internet meme FHRITP will appreciate Diane Abbott’s appearance on Sky News Tonight [contains strong language]:

Killer Diane death stare, though.[…]

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Adam Boulton Gets Into a Meze

Can’t fault him for effort…[…]

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Sky News’ Highly Disconcerting Budget Promo

George Osborne as you’ve never seen him before…[…]

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Kay Dodgems Ofcom Rap

Ofcom has cleared Kay Burley after a spurious petition called for an investigation into her interview with the unrepentant boss […]

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