Guido’s Celebrity Injunction Advice

“If you don’t want to be on the front page of the newspapers then don’t pay hookers to stick dildos up your bum.”

Still applies today…

Ministers Hiding From Marr and Brillo

MMM March the shows

There was an average of one ministerial broadcast appearance a day in March, as the government swerves accountability over the airwaves. By some distance ministers were more willing to appear on the Today programme than any other show or channel. Downing Street evidently does not fancy sending ministers out to bat when Andrew Neil or Andrew Marr are bowling. Softball interviews on Newsnight are for some reason much more popular…

Pro-Migrant Campaigner Pelted With Rocks… By Migrants

Pro-migrant activist and Calais volunteer Simon Dunning was on Sky News earlier, where he told Mark Stone in perfectly-clipped vowels that those in ‘the jungle’ should be let into the UK. Dunning’s message was that the government must “let in six and a half thousand people here who are begging for him to find sanctuary from the warUnfortunately at this point Sky’s intrepid reporter had to interrupt proceedings as the migrants below started a fire and began throwing rocks at them. You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh…

New Sky News Politics Line-Up

Joining the Mail’s Tamara Cohen at the soon-to-be-bolstered Sky News is the Times‘ Beth Rigby, who has been appointed senior political correspondent. Beth is back on the politics beat after six months as media editor at the Times. Good few weeks for Sky…

Kay Burley: “Happiness in Her Eyes”

Kay proves scientifically that dogs can read human emotions, live on Sky News. And shuts down the Twitter meanies once and for all…

Corbyn Refuses to Answer National Anthem Question

He can’t get away with not answering questions when he is leader…

Sky News on Tom and Jerry’s #SandwichGate

Within an hour of Guido’s story, Jeremy “two bags” Corbyn and his sandwiches make Sky News:

“There are going to be stories in the papers about him basically taking sandwiches from the mouths of veterans…”

Corbyn Stormin’ Away From Sky News

Watch a grouchy Jezza walk away in silence from Sky’s Darren McCaffery last night, before bizarrely complaining “there are people bothering me“:

Yes Jeremy, you’re the Leader of the Opposition now.

One day in the job and he’s already trying to get journalists arrested…

Play the Official Kay Burley Game

Who hasn’t at some point wished they were Kay Burley? Now your dreams can come true with this new Sky News game. Click below to play…

Seems an appropriate day to mark the reign of TV’s longest-serving Queen…[…]

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Sky News Labour Leadership Debate Live

Have your say in the comments…[…]

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The New Adventures of Murnaghan

Dermot is back on our screens after his summer jollies, and the over-worked video monkeys at Sky News have treated us to this bonkers advert for his Sunday morning show:

Well Superman was a journalist…[…]

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Is Air Con Sexist?

Meanwhile, over at Sky News, good to see they are fully embracing the silly season spirit with a discussion on whether office air con is sexist:

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