Cameron’s Farewell: “I was the Future Once”

“Yes we can be pretty tough and test and challenge our leaders – perhaps more than some other countries – but that is something we should be proud of, and we should keep at it. And I hope you will all keep at it, and I will will you on as you do. The last thing I would say, is that you can achieve a lot of things in politics, you can get a lot of things done, and that, in the end – the public service, the national interest – that is what it is all about. Nothing is really impossible if you put your mind to it. After all, as I once said – I was the future once.” 

Farewell, Prime Minister…

“I Love Your Show”

Cameron retells a story about the international recognition PMQs gets. Great accent, Prime Minister…

Cameron’s Last Laugh Over May, Labour, and Watson

An email from “Judith” over Tom Watson’s threats to the Labour leadership poses a particular highlight in Cameron’s last PMQs against Corbyn. The buoyant PM looks raring to go…

Cameron’s Empty Schedule

“Other than one meeting this afternoon, the diary for the rest of my day is remarkably light.” Classy…

PMQs: Who is Asking the Questions Today?

Q1 Danny Kinahan (South Antrim)

Q2 Jeff Smith (Manchester, Withington)

Q3 Graham Stringer (Blackley and Broughton)

Q4 Jack Lopresti (Filton and Bradley Stoke)

Q5 Mr Adrian Bailey (West Bromwich West)

Q6 Mr Peter Lilley (Hitchin and Harpenden)

Q7 Jo Churchill (Bury St Edmunds)

Q8 Carol Monaghan (Glasgow North West)

Q9 John Mc Nally (Falkirk)

Q10 Jo Stevens (Cardiff Central)

Q11 Margaret Ferrier (Rutherglen and Hamilton West)

Q12 Steve Brine (Winchester)

Q13 Wendy Morton (Aldridge-Brownhills)

Q14 Ian Blackford (Ross, Skye and Lochaber)

Q15 Mr Robin Walker (Worcester) (905847)

My Name is Jezzimus Momentus Corbinius, And I Will Have My Vengeance


Those who still vaunt Jeremy Corbyn’s pacifism might take a moment to consider that the only thing keeping the Labour leader hanging on these past few days has been his steadfast desire to run Tony Blair through with a rusty bayonet (courtesy of Sir John Chilcot). It was a heady mix of spite and righteous indignation that sustained Jezza through this week’s endless barrage of condemnation and resignations. Though mortally wounded, he did not falter, limping valiantly on to the Iraq Inquiry debate in the Commons this afternoon.

Some PMQs hilarity before the Chilcot solemnity. The Prime Minister lauded Corbyn’s rotating frontbench as the “biggest job-creation scheme I have ever seen in my life”. The fact that the Tories were themselves split and would also have a new frontbench soon did not matter. This was demob-happy Dave, blissfully firing off a few shots without a care in the world before packing up for sunnier climes. In this same spirit he later admonished a particularly moany group of heckling Picts to stop “whinging endlessly”. A somewhat cruel admonishment considering how intrinsic such an activity is to being an SNP MP, but the message was clear: no longer did Cameron care to sugar (or batter in this case) the pill.

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PMQs: Who is Asking the Questions Today?

Q1 Chloe Smith (Norwich North)

Q2 Mr Dennis Skinner (Bolsover)

Q3 John Glen (Salisbury)

Q4 Sir David Amess (Southend West)

Q5 Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South East)

Q6 Seema Kennedy (South Ribble)

Q7 Kevin Foster (Torbay)

Q8 Mhairi Black (Paisley and Renfrewshire South)

Q9 Kevin Hollinrake (Thirsk and Malton)

Q10 Chris Law (Dundee West)

Q11 Martyn Day (Linlithgow and East Falkirk)

Q12 Rachel Reeves (Leeds West)

Q13 Alison Thewliss (Glasgow Central)

Q14 Margaret Ferrier (Rutherglen and Hamilton West)

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Corbyn Gets His New Politics At Last


Jeremy Corbyn managed – just – to find someone to sit next to him. He didn’t talk to Tom Watson (who’s gamely riding out the worst post-Glasto comedown conceivable), instead turning his head towards the less dangerous Kate Osamor. He then exchanged a few words with the surely harmless Clive Lewis, and some more with Dennis Skinner. Watson was blanked.

It’s times like this that one thinks of Tony Benn’s take on the Labour Party. The party, philosophised Benn, is like a bird, dependent on both its two wings to fly. The similarities don’t stop there. Both tend to migrate to second homes in sunnier climes over summer, living in comfortable nests far above the general population. And of course both have a tendency to crap on the British public from a great height. But I digress, Benn’s point stands, and right now those two wings couldn’t be further apart.

The Prime Minister’s frontbench was little better. The Chancellor, who has visibly aged by about twelve years since the Referendum result came in, opted to sit this one out having made two whole public appearances since Thursday. Squirrelled away in Number 11, George must have spent the time being consoled by the finest Peruvian imports (a last hurrah before it became an even more costly pastime with the pound crashing).

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Corbynistas Weaponise Cameron

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Pro-Corbyn supporters are jumping on Cameron’s call for Corbyn to goDave looked like he was being sincere but has he made it harder for Labour to get rid?

Ed Miliband has now called for Corbyn to go – no Shadow Cabinet job for him then.[…]


PM to Corbyn: “For Heaven’s Sake Man, Go!”



PMQs: Who is Asking the Questions Today?

Q1 Mr Alistair Carmichael (Orkney and Shetland)

Q2 Justin Madders (Ellesmere Port and Neston)

Q3 Stephen Metcalfe (South Basildon and East Thurrock)

Q4 Alex Salmond (Gordon)

Q5 Mr Douglas Carswell (Clacton)

Q6 Mike Gapes (Ilford South)

Q7 Nick Thomas-Symonds (Torfaen)

Q8 Jeremy Quin (Horsham)

Q9 Paul Blomfield (Sheffield Central)

Q10 Simon Danczuk (Rochdale)

Q11 Jake Berry (Rossendale and Darwen)

Q12 Jim Shannon (Strangford)

Q13 Neil Gray (Airdrie and Shotts)

Comments in the comments please…[…]


SKETCH: Cameron’s Last PMQs?


Outside, a 35-strong fleet of Brexit-backing fishing boats sailed past with Nigel Farage at the helm. The only parallel that springs to mind is the Raid on the Medway during the Second Anglo-Dutch War of 1667 (also in June). Then, Dutch vessels launched a daring campaign that would pave the first steps for the overthrow of King James II.[…]


Corbyn Will Block Osborne’s Dead Cat Budget

“We would oppose any post-Brexit austerity budget, just as we have opposed any austerity budget proposed by this government.” It ain’t gonna happen…[…]


Who is Asking the Questions Today?

Q1 Peter Aldous (Waveney)

Q2 Mr George Howarth (Knowsley)

Q3 Amanda Solloway (Derby North)

Q4 Mike Freer (Finchley and Golders Green)

Q5 Mr Alan Mak (Havant)

Q6 Roger Mullin (Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath)

Q7 Carolyn Harris (Swansea East)

Q8 Mr David Nuttall (Bury North)

Q9 Kelly Tolhurst (Rochester and Strood)

Q10 Robert Jenrick (Newark)

Q11 Huw Merriman (Bexhill and Battle)

Q12 Ruth Smeeth (Stoke-on-Trent North)

Q13 Jack Lopresti (Filton and Bradley Stoke)

Q14 Nigel Adams (Selby and Ainsty)

Comments in the comments please…[…]


PMQs Bout: Not the Greatest, Not a Thriller


It’s all gone a bit Pete Tong for the PM. It turns out lining up every global leader, trade envoy and financier from Canary Wharf to Chongqing to warn the serfs to vote Remain on threat of nuclear apocalypse wasn’t actually the best idea.[…]


PM Laughs Off Leadership Challenge

The PM batted off a question from the SNP’s Stephen Gethins at PMQs: “The time to reflect on your mistakes is clearly when you’re close to the end of your time in office, so that doesn’t apply.” The third time Cameron’s leadership post-Brexit has been called into question over the last week.[…]


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