The Ides of May

Ed Miliband just cursed May ever becoming the leader of the Conservative Party by saying he was “looking forward to facing her” when the Tories “are in opposition.” It was an unusually well delivered scripted joke from Ed and one that Hammond handled slightly better…

UPDATE:

Via @liarpoliticians

PMQs LIVE: Mayday Edition

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PMQs LIVE: Self-Appointed Detectives Edition

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PMQs Proves Dave and Ed Never Miss Guido

This week’s PMQs was enjoyed greatly in the Guy Newsroom, with both the Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition referencing our stories. Ed revealed himself as an avid reader of Guido’s new Sun column, bashing the PM for auctioning a portrait of himself for £100,000 at a Tory fundraiser. Here is how Guido revealed it on Sunday:

“When Cameron gave his tough European referendum speech Tory HQ treasurers were delighted to see a flood of donations come into the coffers. The tough EU stance goes down well with true blue donors, this week one of them bid £100,000 at a fundraiser for a portrait of the PM.”

Then Dave hit back by mocking Ed’s “major speech” tomorrow, noting that it will contain no new policy announcements. Yesterday Guido was leaked Labour foghorn Christine Quigley’s email admitting that “It won’t have any new policies in it”, despite being dutifully trailed by the Staggers as one to watch. It all got too much for one Page 3-lover, as the green-eyed monster struck:

The Guidoisation of politics continues…

UPDATE: An actual attribution from Nick Robinson. Truly a red letter day:

Vid via @liarpoliticians

PMQs LIVE: Guido Fawkes Edition

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PMQs LIVE: Envy of the World Edition

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WATCH: Stalking Horse in the Tory Food Chain

Best question of the day…

Not a bad response from the PM to Galloway either:

“Wherever there is a brutal Arab dictator, he can always count on support of George Galloway…”

PMQs LIVE: Mission Creep Edition

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PMQs Live: Five Years Time Edition

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PMQs LIVE: And They're Off!

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PMQs LIVE: Shirkers v Strivers Edition

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PMQs LIVE: Plebgate-gate Edition

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PMQs LIVE: Stop the Press Edition

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Hodge the Dodge: Satire is Dead

Question-dodging Margaret Hodge had some nerve asking the PM about tax avoidance today, and when she got her phone out to tweet afterwards the irony knew no bounds:

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PMQs LIVE: Statement to Follow Edition

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PMQs LIVE: Calm Before the Storm Edition

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