“I Want My Cake”

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It’s a testament to the wit and originality of Boris Johnson that his quip that he is both pro having and pro eating cake is still being referenced sullenly seven years after he first coined it. Why? Well that’s because there are essentially two types of people in this world: those terribly fond of saying “you can’t have your cake and eat it”, and those not at all fond of hearing it. Naturally the morally superior, the intellectually pompous and amassed ranks of the miserly fall into the first category. As do most MPs.

Of this group there is no finer an exhibit than Caroline Lucas, who in full-outrage mode begun today’s PMQs soberly informing the PM that “having your cake and eating it isn’t a serious strategy for Brexit”. Unfortunately for Caroline the second, and far larger, group of people upon hearing such a miserabilist, anti-cake dictum, think to themselves: “Sod that! I want my cake! I want to eat my cake! In fact I might even have another cake to wind up this snotty nosed anti-cake harridan”. And thus Mrs. Lucas,  Mrs. Antoinette and Mrs. Thompson will always be – in a phrase the left are so fond of – on the wrong side of history. We are no longer in the era of technocratic fudges and bureaucratic pick ‘n’ mix, this is a time of big cake and big eating of cake. Continue reading

Corbyn Confuses IMF and IFS

Corbyn had an open goal on the economy, and spectacularly missed…

Who is Asking the Questions Today?

pmqs live chat may corbynOral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Caroline Lucas (Brighton, Pavilion)

Q2 Mark Menzies (Fylde) 

Q3 Chris Bryant (Rhondda) 

Q4 Seema Kennedy (South Ribble) 

Q5 Fiona Bruce (Congleton) 

Q6 Kelly Tolhurst (Rochester and Strood) 

Q7 Margaret Greenwood (Wirral West) 

Q8 Claire Perry (Devizes) 

Q9 Mr Peter Lilley (Hitchin and Harpenden) 

Q10 Stephen Timms (East Ham) 

Q11 Chris White (Warwick and Leamington) 

Q12 Mr Stephen Hepburn (Jarrow) 

Q13 Suella Fernandes (Fareham)

Q14 Kirsten Oswald (East Renfrewshire) 

Q15 Stuart Andrew (Pudsey) 

 

 

PMQs / Autumn Statement Sketch Double Bill

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Before we get to the disaster that was the Autumn Statement, first PMQs. Not one to break with tradition, Jeremy Corbyn continued to question the Prime Minister in the manner of a tramp freshly whisked out of the gutter, chucked into a suit and given a hastily cobbled together sheet to read from. Barely glancing up from his notes while rattling off a list of uninspiring figures, the Labour leader happily wasted all his questions on the NHS, briefly pausing to cast stern looks of reproach across the house. Although in retrospect he may have just been stopping to wonder where his next hot dinner was coming from.

Of course for Corbyn the health service is best understood not as a public service but a deity: divine, unimpeachable, the ultimate source of good and entirely above criticism. Such religious fervour naturally does not lend itself to irony, and so a particular highlight today was his concern about “bed blocking”. This is when an ill person should be discharged but due to poor administrative oversight they end up languishing in an entirely inappropriate position. Sound familiar?

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Who is Asking the Questions Today?

pmqs live chat may corbynOral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Peter Grant (Glenrothes)

Q2 Tulip Siddiq (Hampstead and Kilburn)

Q3 Daniel Kawczynski (Shrewsbury and Atcham)

Q4 Gordon Henderson (Sittingbourne and Sheppey)

Q5 Angela Smith (Penistone and Stocksbridge)

Q6 Sir Simon Burns (Chelmsford)

Q7 John Woodcock (Barrow and Furness)

Q8 Holly Lynch (Halifax)

Q9 Mr Peter Lilley (Hitchin and Harpenden)

Q10 Tom Elliott (Fermanagh and South Tyrone)

Q11 Kirsty Blackman (Aberdeen North)

Q12 Mrs Cheryl Gillan (Chesham and Amersham)

Q13 Mr John Whittingdale (Maldon)

Q14 Wayne David (Caerphilly)

 

SKETCH: Czech Who You’re Talking to…

pmqsThose expecting a post-Trump meltdown during this afternoon’s PMQs were to be sorely disappointed, with the scant mention of the incoming President a clear indicator that MPs are still in denial, the first and most riot-prone stage of grief. Instead Jeremy Corbyn decided to press Theresa May on the Foreign Secretary’s Prague jaunt, where Boris decided – as one does when boozing in the former Eastern bloc – to draw up Government policy on the hoof. Bedecked in the full nun’s habit customary of British tourists in the region, and while momentarily pausing to chug from his overflowing half-litre of 1 Budvar, Johnson revealed that Britain “probably will have to come out of the customs union”. He then let out a satisfying belch and left to ride one of those multi-person beer-cycles where you cruise around town mowing down unsuspecting pedestrians and necking Premium Czech beer (that’s foul eurofizz” in Farage).

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Arise, Lord Farage? May Doesn’t Deny Nige Getting Peerage


Ridiculous that this hasn’t happened already.

Theresa May: Come up and See Me Sometime

She’s Theresa Mae West…

Classic Corbyn: Leads PMQs on Chagos Islands


Oops, Corbyn accidentally read two questions in one go.  Strong message here…[…] Read the rest

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Who is Asking the Questions Today?

pmqs live chat may corbynOral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Wendy Morton (Aldridge-Brownhills)

Q2 Tommy Sheppard (Edinburgh East)

Q3 Mr Douglas Carswell (Clacton)

Q4 Neil Gray (Airdrie and Shotts) If she will postpone proposed reductions to employment and support allowance and universal credit; and what recent discussions she has had with the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions on those reductions.[…] Read the rest

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Corbyn and Bercow’s Football Chat Caught on Mic

The Speaker probably sniffing around for another freebie.

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PMQs Special Guest Sketch

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First thoughts. I’m sorry, but Jeremy Corbyn. Gotta say it: He’s shabby! The guy looks a mess. No style – no elegance that’s for sure. Definitely needs a new suit, and you know what? I could help him with that. We do a great line in tailoring for party leaders at Trump Suits.[…] Read the rest

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May Shames McLoughlin For Bad Baby Briefing

Plenty of bewilderment among the general public at the beginning of PMQs – let Guido explain.

  1. At the weekend, Labour MP and Corbyn-loathing former whip Conor McGinn delivered his own baby Neasa Constance.
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Who is Asking The Questions Today?

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Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 Stephen Doughty (Cardiff South and Penarth)

Q2 Rehman Chishti (Gillingham and Rainham)

Q3 David Mackintosh (Northampton South) 

Q4 David Simpson (Upper Bann) 

Q5 Mark Pawsey (Rugby) 

Q6 Callum McCaig (Aberdeen South) 

Q7 Angela Smith (Penistone and Stocksbridge)

Q8 Ben Howlett (Bath) 

Q9 Jeff Smith (Manchester, Withington) 

Q10 Gavin Newlands (Paisley and Renfrewshire North) 

Q11 Kelly Tolhurst (Rochester and Strood) 

Q12 David Warburton (Somerton and Frome) 

Q13 Chris Stephens (Glasgow South West)

Q14 Steve McCabe (Birmingham, Selly Oak) 

Q15 Gordon Marsden (Blackpool South) […] Read the rest

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You Know What? It’s rigged. The Whole Thing Folks, Bigly.

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If you’re wondering why this week’s PMQs felt a bit odd it’s because this is the first time in a year that the Tories have been in a pickle and the attention hasn’t been on Jeremy Corbyn managing to create an even worse crisis in the Labour Party.[…] Read the rest

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Who is Asking The Questions Today?

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Oral Questions to the Prime Minister

Q1 James Morris (Halesowen and Rowley Regis)

Q2 Mr Christopher Chope (Christchurch)

Q3 Helen Hayes (Dulwich and West Norwood) 

Q4 Wendy Morton (Aldridge-Brownhills) 

Q5 Karl Turner (Kingston upon Hull East) 

Q6 Dr Alasdair McDonnell (Belfast South) 

Q7 Jim Dowd (Lewisham West and Penge) 

Q8 Alison McGovern (Wirral South) 

Q9 Mrs Anne-Marie Trevelyan (Berwick-upon-Tweed) 

Q10 Yasmin Qureshi (Bolton South East) 

Q11 Owen Thompson (Midlothian)

Q12 Sir David Amess (Southend West) 

Q13 Jeremy Lefroy (Stafford) 

Q14 Maggie Throup (Erewash) 

Q15 Stephen Hammond (Wimbledon)[…] Read the rest

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