UKIP’s Favourite Journalist Chris Hope Reads Angry Tweets

RUMOUR: Dirty Desmond ‘About to Donate UKIP a Million’

Farage is apparently expected at Express Newspapers’ offices at some point today and Richard Desmond’s deputy Lord Stevens was spotted in Thanet with the UKIP leader on Tuesday.

Usually reliable sources suggest Desmond is about to drop a cool million on the party.

And presumably the endorsement of his publications…

Staggers Website in Turkish Hookers Hack

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For the second time in a week the New Statesman website has been hacked and is redirecting to a Turkish escort site.

They must have annoyed somebody…

More Booing of Hacks at a Manifesto Launch

Boo.

Thursday’s ‘Challenged’ Debate Line-Up

Miliband dodges the bullet of being drawn in the middle for Thursday’s BBC debate. Still not going to be a fun outing… 

WATCH: Allegra Stratton V Ed Miliband

Turns out Ed’s not tough enuss to stand up to Newsnight’s Allegra Stratton.

WATCH: Ed Begs Labour Members Not to Boo Journalists

Perhaps the most cringe-worthy moment, from a crowded field at Labour’s manifesto launch, was when Ed had to beg members not to jeer and boo journalists:

It didn’t work though, they were soon jeering Sky News.

Yet Ed confirms he would legislate to gag the press:

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Presumably it means they will break up the BBC…

Sky News: Gangsta’s Paradise

Eat your heart out Iggy Azalea! Sky News political correspondent Sophy Ridge stars in this actually-not-bad lip-sync production of Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise:

You’re used to seeing Paul Harrison standing outside Buckingham Palace talking about the Queen, but here is his bold attempt at Will Smith’s Summertime:

All brought to you by Sky cameraman Chris Pearson. Happy Monday morning…

Classic Guardian Freudian Slip

Ed Miliband unveils his “big promise” on the front page of tomorrow’s Guardian: no more borrowing. Can you spot the perfect Freudian slip?

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No need for a second edition, they had it right first time…[…]

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Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column For Free Today

What’s up with Mr and Mrs Harman? Official documents say Harriet and Jack are living apart. You can read Guido’s Sun on Sunday column for free today over on Sun Nation, where there is no paywall. Don’t miss out […]

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Buzzfeed: Follow the Monopoly Money

Following Media Guido’s revelation that Buzzfeed deleted a negative article about the board game Monopoly just a month after entering a lucrative sponsored content deal with Monopoly’s owner Hasbro, Techno Guido can report that Buzzfeed inserted computer code into their […]

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Sex, Lies and MI5: Labour’s Spinners Weren’t Always So Delicate

The Tories “spent yesterday playing politics in the gutter, trying to smear Labour with lies,” moans a Labour press release sent out this morning. The delicate flowers are still upset with Michael Fallon and stories in the papers […]

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Mary Creagh’s coded attack on Ed Miliband…

‘I want the country to be united behind a single vision, we aren’t going to do it by sort of having a Rubik’s Cube approach to politics’. 

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