Guido in The Sun on Sunday

Read all about Keith Vaz and the Russian glamour models in Guido’s column in the Sun on SundayDon’t miss out on:

  • Security Shocker: Jeremy Corbyn in his own words, wants an “end to Nato”

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  • Despite complaining when Zac Goldsmith called him a “radical“, Sadiq Khan called himself radical 19 times

CAULI

  • Mystery of the Reshuffle Cauliflower Solved
  • Something of a fallout between Corbyn and McDonnell
  • High-Friers: Meet the Tory Two Who Worked Together at McDonald’s
  • “I’ve no idea what you’re talking about, but you’re probably after my sister” – Awkward Eagle Reshuffle Moment

You can read it all today, for free, here

Pat-riarchy Stumps Sir Michael White

The ‘one Pat in, one Pat out’ approach to the reshuffle confounded poor Sir Michael White:

The incoming Pat (top right) certainly is a proper northerner, but she isn’t a “he”.

Guido knows the feeling, it was approaching day three of the reshuffle when the move was announced. And to be fair, it’s out of character for Corbyn to promote a woman…

H/T @youngvulgarian

New BBC Three Logo Says BBC Two

Whoever designed the new logo for the soon to be online-only BBC Three clearly didn’t think it through. Bizarrely, it appears to say “BBC II”, with an exclamation mark. Guido will be firing off a Freedom of Information request asking how much the licence fee payer was billed for the Roman numeral innumerate graphic designer…

Guido’s 2015 Awards in The Sun on Sunday

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Guido sticks the knife – and Fawke – into the winners of 2015’s awards for Westminster’s top chancers, cheats and trumps. Click here to read our Surprise of Year, best gaffe, worst piggy, heroes and zeroes and laugh-out-loud moment. Happy New Year…

Guido in The Sun on Sunday

ALLAN

Read all about Lucy Allan’s four letter rant at a young staffer last week in Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday. Don’t miss out on:

  • Allan Refused to Let Staffer Have Weekend Off to See Terminally Ill Relative
  • Former staff claim she tried to gag whistleblowers with “intimidating” messages

BORIS

  • Why did boozing Boris put Tory MPs’ noses out of joint last week?

BBC

  • BBC EU Referendum Stitch Up Fears

CORBYN

  • What did veggie Corbyn do with his Christmas turkey this year?
  • House of Horrors: Former Staff Reveal MP Made Them Do Lines
  • Meet the Tory MP who regularly visits a psychic and believes mediums can help make up her mind on key issues
  • Owen Paterson is definitely not positioning himself for the post-Cameron era
  • McDonnell wishes he had a calculator

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Hodges Streak Date Confirmed

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Guido can happily reveal that, 243 days later, Dan Hodges has confirmed he will finally make good on his promise to streak naked through Westminster. Hodges has set 7 January in stone as the date for the run. Which gives him three weeks for his beard to grow long enough to protect his modesty…

Corbyn Namechecks Dictators at Press Drinks Party

Jeremy Corbyn and his team served Peronis to the mainstream media at a Christmas bash at Labour HQ tonight. Jezza looked awkward working the room, though his speech was funnier than Miliband’s efforts in years past. He even namechecked a couple of dictators, for the japes. He began by observing “This gathering is unexpected and unusual, and on one level yours and my worst nightmare…”

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Tom “fat tw*t” Watson had done his research on a few esteemed Lobby hacks:

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Merry Christmas…

Generation Snow-Faking Victimhood

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Julia Hartley-Brewer has justifiably got angry about being accused of bullying by a teenage Guardian writer who came off worse in a public debate with her. Julia wrote about the debate in The Telegraph, deriding her opponent’s views without naming her. The Guardian writer then started claiming she was, as a result, being bullied. This set Louise Mensch off:

That in turn set off a load of fellow-travelling snowflakers, culminating in the Sainted Stella Creasy getting involved and berating Julia. (They have previous.)

No one tweeted anything to her until SHE herself tweeted out the link. She has since accused me of “bullying” her, that I “misrepresented” her and claimed she has received “abuse” as a result. She insists on .@ ing all her tweets to Louise Mensch and me so everyone can see them. She hasn’t received a single abusive tweet that I can find. She is a fame-hungry fantasist and the poster girl for the feminista victimhood.

This is another example of that smartphone immersed “snowflake generation” of victimhood-seeking, privilege-checking whiners getting far too much unwarranted attention*…

*Not naming the teenage Guardianista because we’re determined not to give her the SEO-enhancing satisfaction of being able in the manner of Laurie Penny to claim Guido bullied her as well.

Ground-Hodge Day: Dan Quits Labour, Again

Dan Hodges has quit Labour, again:

“I’m done. Yesterday I cancelled my direct debit to the Labour Party. “Why don’t you just sod off and join the Tories“, Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters regularly ask anyone who dares to challenge their rancid world view. 

[…]

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Guido in The Sun on Sunday

Read Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday to find out the latest astonishing twist in the Tory bullying saga. The cops are investigating after a police impersonator threatened a whistleblower with arrest. Don’t miss out on:

ADAMS

  • Tatler Tory row MP declares “NFJ” rule at his Christmas bash.
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End of Hacking Prosecutions: Piers Gets Off

The Crown Prosecution Service have signalled the end of phone hacking trials after dropping their investigations into ten individuals at Mirror Group:

“The CPS has looked in great detail at the comprehensive files submitted to us by the police, both in relation to corporate liability at News Group Newspapers and against 10 individuals at Mirror Group Newspapers for alleged phone hacking.

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Newsnight Ratings Blow as 10 O’Clock News Extended

The BBC have confirmed that that they will extend the 10 o’clock news bulletin by ten minutes in 2016. Media Guardian reports:

“The move to end the main bulletin at 10.45pm, first reported by the Guardian last week and expected to be announced officially later today, will increase the overlap with Newsnight, BBC2’s current affairs programme, which starts at 10.30pm.”

Of course, MediaGuido readers knew all about the changes six weeks ago:

“There are concerns that plans from Beeb bosses to let the News at Ten run on until 10:45pm would further eat into Newsnight’s ratings, dire news given the first ten minutes of the programme are already killed by the local news on BBC1.”

The move is killer for the already embattled Newsnight, which has recently been trimmed by five minutes.[…]

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Hacked Off Cheapskates Leave MPs Hacked Off

You would have thought, with all those mega-rich donors and celebrity backers, that Hacked Off would be able to pay the postage on their mailshots. MPs are less than impressed at having to stump up £1.50 to read their latest dross today, all because Hugh Grant and co couldn’t be bothered to buy the correct stamps.[…]

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Guido in The Sun on Sunday

FURY

Read Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday as the campaign for Brexit secures literally its biggest backer yet: the heavyweight champion of the world. Don’t miss out on:

VICTIMS

  • Tory bullying whistleblowers blast inquiry: “I was made to feel like a terrorist”

CARNEY

  • In Campaign Carney Row: Bank of England officials furious with BSE

DONOR

  • Top Labour Donor Quits, Telling Corbyn: “You are leading the party into oblivion”
  • Chris Bryant, the copper and the dead donkey
  • Pro-bombing Tom Watson inundated with abusive messages from Corbynistas calling him a “traitor” and a “Blairite
  • Desperate Remain campaign claims “The EU lets us have more sex”
  • Momentum chief Jon Lansman’s son works as asset manager promising “tax efficiency” to “shelter income tax”

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation[…]

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ITV’s Allegra Stratton

As rumoured last week, Newsnight’s Allegra Stratton is off to ITV:

“BBC Newsnight’s Political Editor Allegra Stratton is to join ITV News’ line-up of specialist experts in the newly-created role of National Editor.

Allegra will work across ITV News’ full range of programmes, appearing frequently on News at Ten.

[…]

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Guido in The Sun on Sunday

COUP

In today’s news-filled Sun on Sunday column, Guido reveals that Labour MPs are plotting to take out John McDonnell. Read all about it here, and don’t miss out on:

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  • Supporters of Hilary Benn for leader are sharing Clinton’s ‘Ready for Hillary’ graphics

THREAT

  • Fears London Labour MPs will be targeted for deselection as new far-left members sign up in the hundreds

YEO

  • Guido’s favourite Tim Yeo anecdote: what happened when he dined alone and ordered an expensive bottle of wine…
  • What will Osborne do with McDonnell’s Little Red Book?
[…]

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