Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Tribune v Tories Bitch Fight Rumbles On
CCHQ Accused of “Zimbabwe Style Censorship”

Failing socialist rag Tribune’s bitch fight with CCHQ over conference press passes has taken a particularly shouty turn. There has been an impasse after the Tories said they would only award the paper one pass, despite editor Chris McLaughlin demanding two. With Tribune only having three members of staff and a circulation that plummeted to just 4,000 in 2011, in fairness giving 66% of their employees free entrance to Tory conference does seem a bit silly.

McLaughlin isn’t giving up without a fight though. He accuses CCHQ of “discriminatory restrictions and politically motivated censorship, Zimbabwe-style”, insisting “this amounts to a ban on Tribune attending conference, defended by trumped up, false claims of justification. It is an attack on press freedom and a disgrace”. Tribune are now accusing CCHQ of taking away the one pass they did offer, though Tory sources stress this is because the magazine refused to provide a name to put on the pass. Nonetheless amusing to see the loony left jumping on the press freedom bandwagon…

Monday, August 19, 2013

PHOTO: Caroline Lucas Arrested

Along with a crowd of loony lefties holding hands to protest against fracking in Balcombe. That guarantees her the headlines…

Friday, August 16, 2013

The Loony Express

Hats off to the People’s Assembly for their money making wheeze. Organising a protest at Tory conference the left-field rainbow group of moaners and communists are selling train tickets from London Euston to Manchester on the opening Sunday of conference for £43.70. Which is odd given that Guido just went online and found a ticket for the same morning and return that evening for £32.50.

Canny little earner, that.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

George Galloway “Exploring” Bid for Mayor of London
“I Can Win, Yeah”

That well known Londoner George Galloway is preparing a bid for Mayor of London in 2016. In an interview with the Artist Taxi Driver, the MP for Bradford coughed:

“I have a committee exploring it now. It’s a shrunken field – Boris Johnson won’t be running. Ken Linvingstone won’t be running, I would never have run against Ken Livingstone as he’s a very old friend of mine. Labour will run Ken Livingstone minus, the Tories will field Boris Johnson minus… I can win, yeah.”

Guido is not sure Boris would fancy a job swap…

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Charity Commission Open Galloway Investigation

Viva Palestina, the dodgy charity founded by George Galloway in 2009 is under statutory inquiry by the Charity Commission for being dodgy. Apparently it has not taken long to work out it is dodgy:

“The charity, which supports people in Palestine, has never filed financial accounts to the Charity Commission.”

Just the casual 900 days overdue…

WATCH: Loony Unite Militants Jump on Boris’ Car

Boris’ driver delicately negotiates a Unite ambush over in Stanford-le-Hope. Could have gone much worse…

Via Your Thurrock.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Birmingham Labour Call in Shrinks

Labour-controlled Birmingham council have called in psychiatrists so councillors can undergo “personality tests”, presumably to make sure they are loony lefty enough. £1,600 of taxpayers’ money will be spent on the Carl Jung-inspired sessions. Silly season well and truly under way then…

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Seumas Milne Despairs at Fall of Berlin Wall

Given the incredible footage of the mass protests coming out of Egypt against an Islamist leader who has betrayed his country’s transition to democracy, you might have thought our metropolitan liberal elite would come down on the right side for once. As ever, the strongest defence of a terrible regime comes from the Guardian’s former Stalinist Seumas Milne. In Milne’s warped world, apparently tearing down the Berlin Wall was a bad thing:

“The tumultuous Paris upheaval of May 1968 was followed by the electoral victory of the French right. Those who marched for democratic socialism in east Berlin in 1989 ended up with mass privatisation and unemployment. The western-sponsored colour revolutions of the last decade used protesters as a stage army for the transfer of power to favoured oligarchs and elites. The indignados movement against austerity in Spain was powerless to prevent the return of the right and a plunge into even deeper austerity.

In the era of neoliberalism, when the ruling elite has hollowed out democracy and ensured that whoever you vote for you get the same, politically inchoate protest movements are bound to flourish. They have crucial strengths: they can change moods, ditch policies and topple governments. But without socially rooted organisation and clear political agendas, they can flare and fizzle, or be vulnerable to hijacking or diversion by more entrenched and powerful forces.”

Bonkers…

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

WATCH: Labour Councillor: I Had Sex With Alien Aged 6

Readers will remember Simon Parkes, the Labour councillor who claims he fathered a lovechild with an alien. Today he told This Morning he lost his virginity to an extra-terrestrial holograph aged 6. Apparently she appeared as the woman from the Fry’s Turkish delight advert…

380 Degrees

Another Tory MP  has let rip at 38 Degrees. Guy Opperman has written to the pinko lobbyists declaring he cannot let their “hypocrisy and duplicity on this issue go unchallenged.” Reacting to the group’s campaign to badger MPs who voted against the Tim Yeo carbon amendment, the Hexham MP writes:

“It is widely accepted that the amendment proposed by Tim Yeo MP would have led to higher costs for business and, more importantly, consumers like my constituents. On the one hand you are calling for lower gas & electricity bills, and on another you fully support an amendment which would hike fuel bills for my constituents. Going against the interests of your own supporters and misinforming them on the consequences of hasty decarbonisation… is both opportunistic and hypocritical.”

Coherency has never been the left’s strongest point…


Seen Elsewhere

Labour’s Plan to Attack Part-Time Boris | Standard
Ex-Sun Hack Cleared After 582 Days on Bail | MediaGuido
11 Times Boris Denied He Would Stand for Parliament | Buzzfeed
Attacking UKIP’s Posters is Counter-Productive | Guardian
Sarkozy Tried it on With Hollande’s Ex | Times
Another Spare Room Subsidy Cut Success | Harry Phibbs
Rich Now Have Less Leisure Than Poor | Economist
UKIP’s Immigration Policy Promotes Migrant Entrepreneurs | Breitbart
Another Feminist Lecture | Laura Perrins
UKIP Posters Bad Economics But Good Politics | James Delingpole
Tories Losing to UKIP in Scotland | ConHome


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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”



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