Leaders’ Wives: Cos-t of Living Lib Dem Edition

Miriam complimented a business-like white shirt by showing her true LibDem colours with a yellow below-the-knee wool mohair skirt with folded front pleat, designed to sit on the waist, available from Cos for £89. Stylishly accompanied by a taste of home: gold heels from Spanish brand Uterqüe.

Nick wore a navy Hackett suit, with a white shirt and red tie from M&S…

WATCH: Tim Farron Jokes About LibDem Sex Scandals

One line jarred in particular in LibDem President Tim Farron’s speech today:

“Of course there are some parts of the job I am happy to pass on. The next time any of you get caught with your pants around your ankles, the media can call someone else to make a comment.”

The victims of Mike Hancock, Chris Rennard and Cyril Smith won’t be laughing…

Flood of Pre-Speech Bets on Clegg to Quit

As Clegg decides what he is going to wear for his speech at 1pm, Paddy Power have slashed the odds on him to announce he will quit as LibDem leader before the election:

This comes on the back of an element of stirring last night:

If you reckon he’s got a very big rabbit coming this afternoon you can put your money where your mouth is here

Super Secret LibDem Strategy Memo Leaked

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that should you ask nicely for something not to be leaked, said document will always leak. And thus, here is Paddy Ashdown’s Liberal Democrat election strategy:

The attached “comprehensive briefing” document is painfully dull, but it does confirm that the LibDems will not be targeting any new seats in 2015.

Batten down the hatches… 

LibDems Keep Women Away From Lawyers in Glasgow

The LibDems are taking no chances that the past indiscretions of pervy peers and handsy MPs will come back to bite them up in Glasgow. As illustrated by the map above, the LibDem Women’s stand in the conference exhibition hall this year has been situated at the furthest possible point to the right of the room. The LibDem Lawyers stand, meanwhile, is at the furthest possible point to the left of the room, as far away as possible from any potential clients. Presumably Lord Rennard was in charge of the layout…

More Mixed Messaging From the Labour Party

David Ward, according to Labour, when he says something Labour disagree with:

“vile and irresponsible.”

David Ward, according to Labour, when he says something Labour agree with:

A specular example of cake-based consumption and retention policy in action.

Boring Snoring LibDem Conference Picture Special

Tired after a long day at LibDem conference? Fancy finding a quiet, empty spot for a quick nap to recharge your batteries? Where better than right in the middle of the conference hall. It’s not like any LibDems would turn up to a debate on tackling child abuse, after all:

Alternatively, you could always grab forty winks while your leader is speaking:

That seemed to be a popular choice among delegates for some shut eye:

Cheer up love, it might never happen (not for seven months anyway):

Guido cannot fathom why box office speaker Jo Swinson failed to draw a bigger crowd:

The Daily Mash reports that LibDem conference “has the ambience of a porno cinema”:

Only two more days to go…

Pics via Twitter.

Can Anyone Work Out the Top Line?

Can anyone work what the top line of this Labour press release is?

Convicted Child-Beater Addresses LibDem Conference

Speaking on stage in Glasgow yesterday was one Colin Rosenstiel, a LibDem councillor in Cambridge for 37 years. What Rosenstiel neglected to mention to his audience was that, just three months ago, he pleaded guilty to hitting a 7 year […]

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Rich’s Monday Morning View

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LibDems Give Two New Jobs to Disgraced Rape Row Councillor

Four days after Mike Hancock left the party and the LibDems have already screwed up their next sex scandal. Disgraced Milton Keynes councillor Subhan Shafiq was forced to quit as mayor when he was exposed for allegedly giving character references […]

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LibDems Bury Hancock Resignation News at Midnight

A nice touch from LibDem spinners to announce Mike Hancock’s resignation from the party at midnight while the nation’s journalists were looking elsewhere, especially since he handed in his letter several days ago. Guido cannot imagine why they wanted to […]

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