LibDems Blame Public, Media and Blazing Rows

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A good day for the LibDems to quietly slip out their report into why they were wiped out last May. So, who was to blame? The public of course:

“the weak public understanding of our party and political opinions meant that our move into government was not well understood”

And the media, obviously:

“media system that did not wish to demonstrate that the first peace-time coalition at Westminster could deliver stable government worsened the experience”

Though to be fair, the LibDem report is considerably more candid than Labour’s whitewash. Tuition fees was top of the list:

“critical disjunction between what we had published on the front page of our 2010 manifesto… namely, the abolition of tuition fees”

Intriguingly, they all ended up having blazing rows with each other:

“Some of the most problematic staff relationships came with overzealous party committee members, who took their frustration with the structure out on staff members”

No one was in charge, despite hiring expensive South African strategist Ryan Coetzee:

“lack of a single, professional campaign director responsible for taking strategic decisions about all aspects of campaigning”

They were seen as Tory patsies:

“we unwittingly manoeuvred ourselves into a position of appearing content to be willing appendages to our coalition partners”

Remarkably, due to “dwindling finances”

“no polling activities of note were undertaken at all during the first years of Coalition”

And morale was, well…

“these factors combined to lead to a daily reality for the party of public rejection, falling internal morale, and consistent electoral destruction”

Despite all this they bizarrely conclude:

“the political plight of the party could have been far worse”

How?

Clegg “You Are All Bastards”

Nice line in self-deprecation…

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Where Are They Now? Simon Hughes Stand-In Junior Press Officer

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Nine months on from losing his seat in May, Simon Hughes has found himself a new gig. The former LibDem justice minister has just been appointed as a maternity cover spinner at the Open University on a year’s contract, where:

He will support the Vice-Chancellor, Peter Horrocks, and report into the university’s Director of Communications, Lucian Hudson. He will lead the university’s public affairs team, which forms part of the Communications Unit. 

From minister in Whitehall to stand-in junior press officer in Milton Keynes….

Clegg’s Astronomical SpAd Bill Hypocrisy

You’d have thought Nick Clegg might have had enough of everyone thinking he is a massive hypocrite, apparently not. Clegg has just been in front of a Lords committee to slag off high pay for Special Advisers. He’s outraged, apparently:

“We’ve now got the almost loopy situation where the Chancellor is whacking up the pay of his Special Advisers an astronomical amount. Special Advisers in government are now being paid far, far, much more money than they were in the past… Double standards doesn’t even scratch the surface.”

Is he serious?

Clegg is so outraged about SpAd pay that he bunged his aide Ryan Coetzee £110,000-a-year out of the public purse.

He also ordered the taxpayer to pay his SpAd Jonny Oates £98,500-a-year.

Three more Clegg SpAds were on £80,000.

This was the 2013 FoI request revealing Clegg had a total of 15 SpAds costing the taxpayer an “astronomical” £1 million a year.

“Double standards doesn’t even scratch the surface…”

David “The Jews” Ward Marks Holocaust Memorial Day

It is three years ago that former LibDem MP David Ward marked Holocaust Memorial Day with that rant about “the Jews” on Sky News. Since then, Ward has been booted out of parliament and now spends his time campaigning against “Zionists“. So, how did he mark this year’s Holocaust Memorial Day? 

Long-suffering LibDem press officers – who always loathed Ward for repeatedly ruining their day at the office – will be relieved to know he is no longer their responsibility. He never did learn…

Westminster Tories Evicting LibDems

Those remaining LibDem aides who have not quit politics for the private sector are getting ready to pack their bags. Party staff expect to move out from their HQ on Great George Street imminently, after the go-ahead was given to a planning application to turn their office into flats. Just a coincidence that Westminster council is one of the most Tory councils in Britain…

Guido hears that the most likely new home for the LibDems will be Westminster Tower. Where they would be sharing chats around the water cooler with the Vote Leave campaign…

Clegg’s £22,500 Goldman Sachs Bonus

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Those concerned for the fate of Nick Clegg will be pleased to hear that the former Lib Dem leader has netted a cool £22,500 giving a keynote speech for Goldman Sachs. Clearly the company have forgiven him then for slamming them as a reminder of the banking industry’s “recklessness and greed” back in 2010.

Clegg was also tasked with moderating a Q&A session, with the entire engagement lasting a total of 2½ hours, meaning the Sheffield Hallam MP was earning exactly £150 a minute. Well that’s a living wage…

Jokes aside, Guido extends his congratulations to Nick, who would make his millionaire investment banker father Nicholas proud…

Arise, Sir Vince

Vince Cable was at Buckingham Palace today to receive his knighthood from Prince Charles. The glamour was short-lived:

Well at least it hasn’t gone to his head…

Carmichael Gets Off: Cybernats React

Alistair Carmichael, who told voters he knew nothing of the infamous ‘Sturgeon memo’ before admitting he was actually responsible for leaking it, has been cleared by an election court. So no by-election in Orkney and Shetland despite the massive porkie. At least the Cybernats are handling it with their usual charm and good grace…

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Revealed: Brake’s Ties To “Toxic” Firm

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Readers who have been following Guido’s stories about the rotten borough of Sutton will be aware of the stink around LibDem MP Tom Brake. Ecolocal, the prominent environmental charity of which Brake is a trustee, was oddly silent about plans to build a 300,000 tonne a year incinerator in the borough.[…] Read the rest

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Strange Sutton Silence a Brake From Tradition

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Down in the rotten borough of Sutton, the Tom Brake-linked environmental charity Ecolocal has been silent on plans to build a giant incinerator in the borough. Incinerator operators Viridor will be allowed to burn rubbish for 25 years with a taxpayer-funded contract worth £1 billion. […] Read the rest

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Brake-Linked Eco Firm Silent On Giant Incinerator

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Readers will be well aware of the stench coming from the rotten borough of Sutton, where the LibDem council gave a £1 million discount to a company of which neighbouring MP Tom Brake is a trustee and unpaid director. Ecolocalan environmental charity based in the borough, won its £600,000 bid for the historic local Lodge building, despite the council’s own valuations estimating it to be worth £1.5-1.7 million. […] Read the rest

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LibDem Kingston Council Leader Paedophile Re-Arrested

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Former Liberal Democrat Kingston Council leader Derek Osbourne has been taken into custody after breaching the terms of his sexual offences order. Osbourne, who pleaded guilty in 2013 to possessing and distributing indecent images of children, served only half of a two year sentence in jails including Wandsworth and Brixton.[…] Read the rest

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Brake Linked Firm Gets Total of £84,359 From Council

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More revelations coming out of the rotten borough of Sutton, and its dealings with Ecolocal, an environmental firm linked to the Carshalton MP Tom Brake. Guido has unearthed that not only did the firm receive £34,400 in 2014/15, but it was also paid another £49,959 by the Lib Dem council through EcoLocal Services Ltd. […] Read the rest

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LibDem Council Gave Thousands To Brake-Linked Firm

Guido has done a bit more digging on Ecolocal, the environmental company of which LibDem MP Tom Brake is a director. It turns out that LibDem-controlled Sutton council haven’t only agreed to sell a historic local building to the firm for a million pound discount, they have also been funding it to the tune of £34,400 between April 2014 and January 2015 alone.[…] Read the rest

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3 Questions Tom Brake Won’t Answer

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Tom Brake is getting very upset with Guido for sniffing around the decision by LibDem-controlled Sutton council to award a million pound discount to a company of which he is a director. As readers will remember, Brake is an unpaid director and trustee of EcoLocal, which was curiously awarded the Lodge property despite its bid being a million pounds below the council’s valuation.[…] Read the rest

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