Danczuk: “Not For My Exes to Determine MP For Rochdale”

Simon Danczuk speaks:

“It’s not for ex-girlfriends or ex-wives to determine who the MP for Rochdale is, it’s for the residents of Rochdale to determine who the MP for Rochdale is.”

A by-election between an independent Danczuk, a Corbynista Labour candidate and UKIP would be box office…

Clive Lewis: I Don’t Want to Be Shadow Defence Secretary

One of the most amusing reshuffle rumours has been the suggestion that Clive Lewis could replace Maria Eagle as Shadow Defence Secretary. Lewis sat down with Victoria Derbyshire and Labour MP Wes Streeting this morning. The last time they crossed swords Clive called Wes a “jumped up turd”.

“No, I haven’t been sounded out at all and I’d be deeply disappointed if this was dropped on me from a great height five minutes before, ‘here we are, take this’. I haven’t been spoken to by anyone so I think it’s complete speculation. [Would you want to do it?] No, I wouldn’t. No. I’ve been an MP for eight months and I’m already on the shadow frontbench. It’s a steep learning curve being an MP and an even steeper learning curve to be on the shadow frontbench. To be in the shadow cabinet is another league altogether. I think I want to pace myself.”

He goes on to say he’d reconsider if Jeremy begged him to take the job. What a time to be alive.

UPDATE: Diane Abbott says rumours she is being offered Shadow Foreign Secretary are “poppycock and piffle”. Has Seumas been over-briefing? 

Labour Suspends Danczuk

Labour say in a statement:

“The General Secretary of the Labour Party has today suspended Simon Danczuk’s membership of the Party, pending an investigation into allegations published in the media today.  A full investigation will now take place under the authority of the National Executive Committee, which will be responsible for determining any further action.”

The Corbynistas finally have their revenge. Only fitting that it comes courtesy of a Sun front page…

UPDATE: Danczuk speaks:

PICTURE: Team Corbyn Summit in PCH

Spotted in Portcullis House today, Labour’s top team deep in conversation:

Were they discussing Rosie Winterton’s damehood or something more sinister?

Leninist Momentum Fixer Wipes Social Media Amid Bullying Claims

All is not well in Momentum. Disgruntled members of the Corbynista campaign group have leaked a cache of embarrassing Facebook discussions, accusing fellow activists of “bullying and intimidation”. Max Shanly is an ally of Momentum chief Jon Lansman and is on the executive committee of the Labour youth wing. He calls himself an “unofficial agitator” for Corbyn and has been described to Guido as a “Leninist” and a “poundshop Mark Clarke”. Judging by these leaked messages, he lacks Clarke’s charm…

You can read all the messages here.

Shanly has previously called for Labour MPs who oppose Corbyn to be dealt with “brutally“:

“I think Jeremy will face problems not just inside the Parliamentary Labour Party, which I think is likely to split if he wins with the Blairites buggering off to form a new SDP, but also from the Labour Party bureaucracy. New Labourism is still a hegemonic force at Brewers Green (Labour Party HQ) and despite having resigned as leader eight years ago, Blair is still the piper who plays the tune many party staff listen to. The Labour left will have to act swiftly and I am afraid brutally in many cases. The PLP will have to be brought into line, some members of party staff will need to be pointed towards the exit”

Since the leak, Shanly has deleted his Twitter account and locked his Facebook page. Though it is clear where his political affinities lie:

Momentum members want to know what Lansman is going to do about Shanly, accusing him of “ignoring” the “bullying“. As Lenin said, “A scoundrel may be of use to us just because he is a scoundrel…”

Exitism: Gabriel Huntley Leaves Chuka

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In our continuing series on the Labour party’s exitism of the ambitious from the Labour talent pool: Gabriel Huntley, until last month PAd to Chuka Umunna during his tenure as Shadow Secretary of State for BIS between 2011 and 2015 has quit to head up comms for the University Alliance lobby group. Gabriel is a Fellow of the Centre for Science and Policy (CSaP) at the University of Cambridge, his alma mater. As Chuka puts his leadership on ice for now the thrusting ambitious operators in his team will no doubt move on. There will be many more high calibre exits as Labour is abandoned to the lunatic left…

Exitism: Labour Departures

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Dan Hodges flouncing out of the Labour Party (again) is no surprise, though he joins a steady stream of people resigning from the people’s party. If not formally resigning they are just quietly (or not so quietly) not renewing their memberships. Exitism by high-calibre moderates is on the rise as the once entryist crypto-commies and toytown trots are welcomed into the party by Corbyn…

Former candidates, bag-carrying opposition PAds and other greasy pole climbing careerists are re-evaluating their prospects. Talk to them and they candidly say that they fully expect another decade of Tory rule. Do they want to spend their best years arguing with lobotomised lefties in CLPs or making some money in the private sector? Labour’s departure lounge is busy…

One-time leadership contender Ed Balls himself looks like he has had enough and his praetorian guard of former advisers have already made the move to the private sector. His former policy chief Karim Palant has joined Facebook as UK public policy manager. Alex Belardinelli, long-time Balls SpAd in government and opposition, is now spinning for Uber, the multi-billion dollar ride-sharing corporation, as their UK head of communications. Do let Guido know of any more examples of exitism…

Corbyn Namechecks Dictators at Press Drinks Party

Jeremy Corbyn and his team served Peronis to the mainstream media at a Christmas bash at Labour HQ tonight. Jezza looked awkward working the room, though his speech was funnier than Miliband’s efforts in years past. He even namechecked a couple of dictators, for the japes. He began by observing “This gathering is unexpected and unusual, and on one level yours and my worst nightmare…”

Tom “fat tw*t” Watson had done his research on a few esteemed Lobby hacks:

Merry Christmas…

Ground-Hodge Day: Dan Quits Labour, Again

Dan Hodges has quit Labour, again:

“I’m done. Yesterday I cancelled my direct debit to the Labour Party. “Why don’t you just sod off and join the Tories“, Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters regularly ask anyone who dares to challenge their rancid

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Labour’s Purge of the Moderates Goes Too Far

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Labour to Share Office With Boycotted G4S

Labour have ditched plans to move their party HQ to Kensington after everyone laughed at the idea of socialists setting up base among London’s super-rich. Instead, they have signed a lease on a new office at Southside, a plush […]

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At Last! Burgon Has a Meeting in the City

Two months ago Labour’s Shadow City minister, Richard farting commie Burgon, admitted that he hadn’t actually met anyone from the City. Last week, City AM were forced to ask “Have you seen this man?”, as clueless Burgon was […]

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