BUS CRASH!
Labour’s Patriarchally Patronising Pink Van Slammed

Harriet Harman responds:

And the line is:

No word yet from Jack Dromey on whether he will be riding in the pink van…

McXlusive: Jim Murphy Claims For Irn-Bru on Expenses

Jim Murphy portrays himself as the Irn Bru street fighter, campaigning on crates with a bottle in his hand. A man of the people…

Now Guido can reveal that not only is Murphy so out of touch that he drinks his Bru from a glass, the Scottish Labour leader gets the taxpayer to pay for his supply on expenses. FoI revelations show Murphy has made two expenses claims for Irn Bru, amounting to £1.30.

This is certain to cause a Bru-haha north of the border…

Miliband Sparks Minor Diplomatic Crisis
Labour Leader’s Letter Helps Spain ‘Attack Gibraltar’

Ed has upset the Gibraltarians by labelling them a tax haven and threatening to blacklist one of Britain’s proudest Overseas Territories if they do not comply with his demands. The Chief Minister of Gibraltar replies:

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Well done Ed. Who do you think you are, Spain?

I Wouldn’t Take Money From PWC Says Ex-Employee Hodge
+ Hodge Family Firm Stemcor Employs PWC
+ Admits She Still Receives Pension From Her Time There

Worth listening to the end of Margaret Hodge’s interview on the World at One as she is politely reminded of her massive hypocrisy when it comes to Pricewaterhouse Coopers. Hodge began by slamming Labour’s Shadow Cabinet – including Ed BallChuka Umunna and Rachel Reeves- for employing PWC staffers, before being told that her company Stemcor also uses PWC, that she used be a senior consultant for the firm herself and still receives a pension from them:

By the end even she was laughing at her own hypocrisy…

UPDATE:

Rotherham MP: Farage Child-Grooming Melee “Hilarious”

Nigel Farage’s trip to Rotherham to talk about the town’s child abuse scandal ended up with him being barricaded inside an office as police protected him from loony SWP protesters outside. Given the sensitive subject and the fact the cops had to be called perhaps Labour’s Rotherham MP Sarah Champion could have used a better choice of words:

She didn’t back down on the Daily Politics either:

UKIP are a close second behind Champion in the polls…

UPDATE: Champion has deleted the tweet.

Cristina Odone Hits Back at “Ignorant” Hunt

Tristram Hunt is under heavy fire this morning over his inflammatory comments sneering at nuns on Question Time. Cristina Odone, to whom the Shadow Education Secretary scoffed “I know about your religious schooling”, hits back:

“Tristram Hunt’s comments on nuns last night were arrogant and ignorant. Why is it acceptable to denigrate anything Catholic but bleat tolerance about every other religion? To know he and Labour stand a chance at the next election makes me fear for the 7000 brilliant faith schools in this country.”

Guido has asked the Labour Party press office for a comment, but so far they have given nun…

WATCH: Tristram Hunt’s Question Time “Nuns” Slur

This incendiary comment from Tristram Hunt to Catholic journalist Cristina Odone on Question Time is going to run and run:

CO: The most inspiring teachers I’ve ever encountered were not out of teacher training college. You know what, they taught values, not British values, they taught real values.

TH: These were nuns. These were all nuns, weren’t they?

CO: I think that is really…

TH: I know about your religious schooling…

CO: Sorry, I think I know about my schooling better than you Tristram. 

Would Tristram have sneered at teachers from any other religion? Something he shouldn’t make a habit of…

Labour Heckler Tells Miliband: “Get Out! Put Your Brother In!”

Miliband’s Q&A in Plymouth this afternoon descended into chaos as he was accosted by a Labour-supporting heckler:

Heckler: “We shouldn’t be in Europe because we’re not getting a fair crack of the whip because we’ve got MPs like you who won’t fight our corner.”

Miliband: “Well, look…”

Heckler: “Get out! Put your brother in!”

Audience: [Laughs] “Oooooohhhhh!”

Miliband: “I’m clearly not gonna win you round.”

Wounder…

Via @ChrisMasonBBC

WATCH: Chuckle Brothers Condemn Miliband Comparison

After a disgruntled Labour aide branded Ed Miliband a “hapless Chuckle Brother”, Paul and Barry Chuckle went on the Daily Politics to defend themselves against the cruel and unfair comparison:

“Obviously he wouldn’t like to be called a Chuckle

[…]

Bi-Textual:  Letter Is Cut ‘N Paste Job
Sham Business Endorsement Written by Chuka

Goldman Sachs predator turned Olympics boss Charles Allen has a letter in the Mirror today praising Labour’s plans for British business. It does not mention he’s actually the Chairman of Executive Board of the Labour Party, but who cares for […]

WATCH: Miliband’s Muslim Prayer Mat Revealed on Daily Politics

Martin Winter, the ex-Labour mayor of Doncaster, brought Ed Miliband’s infamous Muslim prayer mat with him on the Daily Politics today:

“This man set fire to my office, right, well, after he’d set fire to my office he bought a

[…]

Balls’ Backer ‘Bill’ Bungled Businesses Before

So who is Bill anyway? Flashback to 2011 and Guido ran through […]



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