“Hot Young Corbynites”: Jazzy Jezza’s Amazing Campaign Jingle

Played in a 1983 Jazz/Funk crossover style, “Hot Young Corbynites” is the campaign song the Labour leadership campaign has been crying out for:

“Who’s the man that we love?

Corbyn?

Who’s the man that we trust?

Corbyn?

Who’s going to take us to the top?

Corbyn!”

The breakdown where Jez shows off the jumper his mum knitted is spectacular. “Hot Young Corbynites are going to turn this party round…”

Harman’s Parting Zinger to “Old, Posh” Corbyn

Hattie has remained resoutely impartial during the leadership election, alas she couldn’t resist a parting dig at Comrade Corbyn on her final day on the frontbench:

“It was quite surprising to discover that I’m not old enough or posh enough to be the frontrunner of this current leadership election.”

A personal attack from the acting leader on the last day of voting. She’ll be on the list when the purge comes…

Of course, as this footage of young posh totty Hattie shows, the St Paul’s old girl certainly fulfils the posh criteria:

Close observers will note that her accent went a bit Estuary sometime in the late nineties…

Terror Supporters at Corbyn Group’s Downing Street Demo

The Palestine Solidarity Campaign, of which Jeremy Corbyn is a patron, is protesting the visit of Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu at Downing Street today. Those yellow flags with the machine guns belong to terror group Hezbollah (via @Mendelpol):

And here is a terror supporter just yards from No. 10 (via @ZionistFed):

The ‘anti-Israel’ campaigners are reportedly waving money at Netanyahu and shouting “this is all you know“.

Anyone got the GPS coordinates? Asking for a friend…

Jez Dances as Corbynistas Chant “Vamos Corbyn!”

Footage has emerged of feelgood Jeremy Corbyn cutting shapes in a London nightclub, pumping his fist in the air in a Chavez-style ‘people power’ salute, as a Latin American guitarist leads a chorus of “Vamos Corbyn! Vamos Corbyn!” to the tune of the Gypsy Kings’ Bambeleo.

The senstational video was filmed on Saturday night, at the Latinos for Corbyn fundraiser at El Vergel:

He also played the bongos:

And had a bloomin’ good time:

Viva la fiesta! Viva Corbynista!

Team Corbyn Blast BBC “Character Assassination”

Last night’s particularly punchy Panorama special asked if Corbyn believed Iraqis had the right to kill British troops:

Corbyn refuses to answer the question…

It wasn’t just tin-foil hat wearing Corbynista trolls crying establishment stitch up. His top team are furious:

Look forward to the Panorama specials on Yvette Cooper’s links to Brownite thugs and Liz Kendall’s Progress shame… or not…

Dave Blasts Corbyn’s “Friends” Hamas and Hezbollah

Corbyn caught the Speaker’s eye after Cameron’s statement, but ignored the RAF drone strike and instead asked a question welcoming our “new relationship” with the brutal terror-sponsoring regime in Iran. Dave couldn’t resist a dig at some of Jezza’s “friends“:

“Iran is a still a supporter of terrorist organisations like Hamas and Hezbollah, which I know he describes as friends but I see very much as enemies…”

If you listen carefully, at the end of Jezza’s question you can hear Tory MP Alec Shelbrooke sarcastically heckle: “he’s good“. Will their next exchange be across the despatch box?

Sadiq and Diane Set For Corbyn’s Cabinet

As Guido revealed in yesterday’s Sun on Sunday, super-confident Jeremy Corbyn has prematurely decided who he wants in his Shadow Cabinet. Sources close to the campaign say Corbyn asked his leadership election agent, fellow hard-left MP John McDonnell, to draw up a list of names a few weeks ago. There is a physical list in existence, one Labour source who has seen it claims Sadiq Khan and Diane Abbott’s names are down: “Jeremy said he would form a broad church and consider a wide range of views, but this list is far from that. Instead, it’s just all the usual suspects.” Jezza rewarding them with frontbench jobs in return for their nominations…

Stella’s Posh Totty Fan Vote

Tom Watson is going to win by a country mile…

Hamas Endorse Corbyn

It’s the endorsement everyone wanted. Hamas’ deputy foreign minister Ghazi Hamad tells the Telegraph:

“I find that [Corbyn] has very good sympathy and support for the Palestinian cause and the Palestinian struggle and he is frankly against the occupation, against the racist policy of Israel… According to his statements, I feel that he could be very close to the Palestinians, the Arabs and to the Muslims.

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Cooper Finally Savages Corbynomics

It has taken until this late in the contest, but finally someone went for Corbyn. Hard.

The audience roared wildly… for Corbyn’s response… […]

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84% Say Corbyn Won Sky Debate

It would appear to be all over if this is in any way representative…[…]

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Sky News Labour Leadership Debate Live

Have your say in the comments…[…]

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Cooper’s Cross-Party Migrant Message to MPs: “Take a Selfie”

Yvette Cooper has responded to Andy Burnham weaponising the refugee crisis by writing to every single MP, telling them the situation “transcends party politics and the Labour Party leadership election”. See what she did there…

Yvette’s bold cross-party pitch?

“We are writing to you now to encourage you to… Take a selfie with a #refugeeswelcome banner and put it on Twitter and Facebook, encouraging others to do the same.”

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Burnham Weaponises Refugee Crisis

Andy Burnham just couldn’t resist using the refugee crisis to get one over on Yvette Cooper this morning. Asked about Cooper’s call for the country to take more refugees, Burnham somewhat tastelessly boasted: “I called the day before for Britain to take our fair share”.[…]

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Taiwanese View on Labour Leadership

Those crazy Taiwanese video guys have the best analysis of the Labour leadership election so far:

Corbyn as Jesus is a particular highlight…

UPDATE: Putin’s reaction to Jezza:

Via @asabenn

UPDATE II: Corbyn apologises for the Iraq War:

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Guardian Writer’s Vile Slur Against Falklands Hero

Earlier this week Falklands hero Simon Weston, whose suffered 46% burns and whose face was left unrecognisable after RFA Sir Galahad was bombed by the Argentinians, said that Jeremy Corbyn’s policy on the Falklands was tantamount to “surrender“. This is how regular Guardian writer and editor of the ‘Lenin’s Tomb’ blog, Richard Seymour, responded to the story:

Seymour tells his critics he only had a freelance contract with the Guardian for three years, but he wrote on average at least fortnightly for the paper’s website during 2014. […]

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“It seems to me that the London bubble has to burst if there is to be any prospect of addressing the issues that have brought us to our current situation. There are many millions of people in the UK who do not enthuse about diversity and do not embrace metropolitan values yet do not consider themselves lesser human beings for all that. Until their values and opinions are acknowledged and respected, rather than ignored and despised, our present discord will persist. Because these discontents run very wide and very deep and the metropolitan political class, confronted by them, seems completely bewildered and at a loss about how to respond (“who are these ghastly people and where do they come from?” doesn’t really hack it). The 2016 EU referendum has witnessed the cashing in of some very bitter bankable grudges but I believe that, throughout this 2016 campaign, Europe has been the shadow not the substance.”

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