Ken Predicts McDonnell Will Be Next Labour Leader

In another bizarre intervention Ken Livingstone has predicted on Putin’s Russia Today that John McDonnell will succeed Jeremy Corbyn should the Labour leader have a stroke or get “pushed under a bus driven by Boris Johnson”Well at least it won’t be a bendy bus…

Coincidently Guido has £1,000 riding on McDonnell being next Labour leader. No rush…

McDonnell Calls Labour Moderates “Hard Right”

Kevan Jones was never in Progress…

John McDonnell: Corbyn an “Arsène Wenger of Politics”

John McDonnell has today claimed that Jeremy Corbyn is an ‘Arsène Wenger of politics’. He made the remarks to Piers Morgan whilst being questioned on the Labour leader’s handling of his shadow cabinet reshuffle on ITV:

John McDonnell:He’s re-dictating the terms of what leadership is all about.

Piers Morgan:What is it about?

JMD: It’s about bringing people in, building a team, being a good manager. And that’s what he’s developing. He’s an Arsène Wenger of politics

Guido is sure Corbyn is over the moon to be compared to his team’s long-standing manager. In fairness, there are some striking similarities between the pair. Both play in red, both are getting on a bit, and neither stands a chance of winning anything any time soon. One thing’s for sure, he is not the special one…

Civil War Over Corbyn Party: Labour Internationalists Versus Stop the War

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Jezza’s attendance or non-attendance tonight at Stop the War’s fund raising party tonight is the cause celebre of the chattering classes. Pitting Guardian reader against Guardian reader, comrade against comrade.

Despite a lot of pressure Guido is pretty certain Jezza will join the coalition of commies, trots, pacifists and haters of Western democracy tonight. The likes of Michael Dugher, Tristram Hunt, Caroline Flint and Emma Reynolds have called on him to cancel his appearance at the event after the Green MP Caroline Lucas and Peter Tatchell the human rights campaigner have become more vociferously critical. 500 Labour party members have backed a new group,Labour Internationalists“, to provide a vehicle for supporters of a “progressive foreign policy” that defends rather than blames Western liberal democracies. Basically bombing baddies rather than giving them a sympathetic platform…

Momentum’s Dodgy Data Grab

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The Corbyn cheer-leading organisation “Momentumclaims to be able to contact all the people who signed up to support Jeremy Corbyn during the leadership contest, but they might not have permission to do so. When people signed up as supporters of the Corbyn4Leader campaign, they were asked to give their email addresses and postcodes; the campaign said they were collecting this information to “enable us to carry out casework on behalf of constituents; issues and campaigns we are involved with locally; maintaining our own accounts and records; supporting and managing our employees and agents.

According to the Information Commissioner’s Office “individuals should generally be able to choose whether or not their personal data is disclosed to another organisation” and if an organisation does intend to disclose information to another organisation, “fairness requires that you tell the individuals concerned unless they are likely to expect such disclosures.”

If Momentum is a stand alone limited company and doesn’t share any formal links with other organisations as they claim, what right did the official Corbyn campaign have to pass over the sensitive personal data of its supporters to them?

Eddie Izzard Curses Another Campaign

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Labour’s favourite transvestite Eddie Izzard has continued his run of cursing campaigns with star-crossed endorsement. Having already doomed the campaigns to:

  • join the euro
  • elect Ken Livingstone
  • Gordon Brown
  • vote Yes side in the AV referedum
  • elect Ed Miliband

… Who was Eddie backing for Labour leader?

A curse worthy of Jonah himself. The lipstick kiss of death…

Named: MPs Who Won’t Serve in Corbyn’s Shadow Cabinet

Ed Miliband speaks! And says he won’t serve in Jezza’s Shadow Cabinet:

This is the list of Labour names who have so far said they will not serve:

Jamie Reed
Rachel Reeves
Liz Kendall
Yvette Cooper
Emma Reynolds
Chuka Umunna
Chris Leslie
Tristram Hunt

Any more?

Vid via @liarpoliticians

Burnham Team Responds

This was genuinely tweeted from Andy Burnham’s official campaign account as the result was announced:

… And swiftly deleted…

Corbyn’s “Friends” Congratulate Him on Win

No word yet […]

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Corbyn Wins Labour Leadership in First Round

Jeremy Corbyn wins in the first round.

Andy Burnham: 80,462, 19%

Yvette Cooper: 71,928, 17%

Jeremy Corbyn: 251,417, 59.5%

Liz Kendall: 18,857, 4.5%

Corbyn wins by a mile, across the board:

Tom Watson wins the Deputy Leadership in the third […]

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Guardian Grumbles Over #Jones4Jez

More than one Portcullis House onlooker noted Owen Jones working the atrium with Corbyn fixer John McDonnell and Jezza’s son on Wednesday afternoon. Whispers from the Guardian newsroom suggest the paper – which backed Cooper – is less than delighted […]

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Burnham Mocks Corbyn

Here is what Andy Burnham really thinks about Jeremy Corbyn:

“Privately, it’s a disaster for the Labour Party. Privately. I mean, publicly, he is a nice man, he’s a nice individual. He believes in the things he campaigns on, so

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