Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Merry Christmas From Keith Vaz

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Keith Vaz’s Christmas card is something of an institution, and this year’s Harry Potter-themed effort on behalf of the Home Affairs select committee is as bad as ever. Yes that is Theresa May as a witch…

Friday, December 6, 2013

Keith Vaz Photo Opportunity of the Week

Guido has one more Keith Vaz update to round off his week to forget. The Leicester Mercury love a bit of letters page mockery for their local MP, and they have another classic in today’s edition:

Relating to Keith Vaz and his numerous appearances in the Leicester Mercury, I would like to point out that on Sunday, at about 10am, I will be putting up the Christmas lights at my home and shortly thereafter I will be changing the front wheel on my car.

If Mr Vaz wishes to attend, I will arrange for a photographer to be present.

Sam Baker, Broughton Astley.

Zing.

Via @kulganofcrydee.

Vaz Pays Tribute to “Mandella”, Three Times

Keith Vaz can’t seem to get anything right this week. This morning he sent out this press release offering his thoughts on Mandela’s death, misspelling his name not once, not twice, but three times:

“I am deeply saddened to hear of Nelson Mandella’s death. He humbled the world with his actions and words.

I heard the news with Rev. Jesse Jackson who understands more than most Mandella’s contribution to society.

Mandella was an icon of a generation, an inspirational leader and politician, and a historic civil rights champion, but more than anything he was a human being who walked to freedom whilst carrying a nation on his shoulders. He will, and should be, remembered forever.”

At least he loved his country eh…

Via Shippers.

Monday, July 1, 2013

WATCH: Keith Vaz Gangnam Style

Via Leicester Mercury

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Keith Vaz’s Outstanding Outsourcing Double Standards

Moany Keith Vaz is cross about outsourcing of jobs from Westminster, to areas with lower levels of employment:

Would he be opposed to those big baddies at G4S outsourcing jobs to his own constituency? Well apparently not. Here is Keith welcoming the management of G4S to Leicester just last week, where he praised them for employing 60 people from his local area through a new outsourcing contract:

Who does Keith have to thank for those jobs? The French Ministry of Justice. Farce, indeed…


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Owen Paterson lifts the lid on the Green Blob:

“I received more death threats in a few months at Defra than I ever did as secretary of state for Northern Ireland.”



Flight Watch says:

Russia Today is a cauldron of bullsh*t. The only people that take it seriously are deluded conspiracy theorists. Other RT journos have resigned citing the same reasons.

It’s about as believable as Press TV, KCNA of North Korea or the Daily Mirror.


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