Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Merry Christmas From Keith Vaz

vaz card2Click to enlarge.

Keith Vaz’s Christmas card is something of an institution, and this year’s Harry Potter-themed effort on behalf of the Home Affairs select committee is as bad as ever. Yes that is Theresa May as a witch…

Friday, December 6, 2013

Keith Vaz Photo Opportunity of the Week

Guido has one more Keith Vaz update to round off his week to forget. The Leicester Mercury love a bit of letters page mockery for their local MP, and they have another classic in today’s edition:

Relating to Keith Vaz and his numerous appearances in the Leicester Mercury, I would like to point out that on Sunday, at about 10am, I will be putting up the Christmas lights at my home and shortly thereafter I will be changing the front wheel on my car.

If Mr Vaz wishes to attend, I will arrange for a photographer to be present.

Sam Baker, Broughton Astley.

Zing.

Via @kulganofcrydee.

Vaz Pays Tribute to “Mandella”, Three Times

Keith Vaz can’t seem to get anything right this week. This morning he sent out this press release offering his thoughts on Mandela’s death, misspelling his name not once, not twice, but three times:

“I am deeply saddened to hear of Nelson Mandella’s death. He humbled the world with his actions and words.

I heard the news with Rev. Jesse Jackson who understands more than most Mandella’s contribution to society.

Mandella was an icon of a generation, an inspirational leader and politician, and a historic civil rights champion, but more than anything he was a human being who walked to freedom whilst carrying a nation on his shoulders. He will, and should be, remembered forever.”

At least he loved his country eh…

Via Shippers.

Monday, July 1, 2013

WATCH: Keith Vaz Gangnam Style

Via Leicester Mercury

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Keith Vaz’s Outstanding Outsourcing Double Standards

Moany Keith Vaz is cross about outsourcing of jobs from Westminster, to areas with lower levels of employment:

Would he be opposed to those big baddies at G4S outsourcing jobs to his own constituency? Well apparently not. Here is Keith welcoming the management of G4S to Leicester just last week, where he praised them for employing 60 people from his local area through a new outsourcing contract:

Who does Keith have to thank for those jobs? The French Ministry of Justice. Farce, indeed…


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“If you had a strong political lead that was combining the politics of aspiration with the politics of compassion, I still think that’s where you could get a substantial majority…  If I ever do an interview on [the state of the Labour Party], it will have to be at length…”



Left on Left says:

The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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