#TPAChatUpLines
After the Scrapbook lot spotted a section of the TPA/IoD’s report, that deals with the entirely correct assertion that lefties are just jealous of the wealth and sexual prowess of the right, it was only a matter of time before #TPAChatUpLines was trending:
#TPAchatuplines Fancy a quickie? Make sure you use a non-dom.—
Chris Ward (@christopherward) May 21, 2012
"You know what they say, it's not the size of the state, it's what you do with it" #TPAchatuplines—
Lisa (@Lefty_Lisa) May 21, 2012
Nice laffer curves #TPAchatuplines—
Mark Ferguson (@Markfergusonuk) May 21, 2012
Did it hurt when you fell from haven? #TPAchatuplines—
Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) May 21, 2012
I like my women like I like my public sector spending: going down rapidly whenever I request it #TPAchatuplines—
Alex (@a_y_alex) May 21, 2012
I am writing to make a request under the Freedom of Information Act 2005. Are you free next Saturday? #TPAchatuplines—
Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) May 21, 2012
Assets aren't the only thing I'll be stripping tonight. #TPAchatuplines—
Emma Burnell (@Scarletstand) May 21, 2012
Even the report’s spinners were getting involved:
I've always liked dynamic models #TPAchatuplines—
Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) May 21, 2012
Harder, Faster, Deeper…
UPDATE: The report’s authors cracked in the end:
Keynes said "In the long run we are all dead". What are you doing tonight? #TPAchatuplines—
Allister Heath (@AllisterHeath) May 21, 2012
Your dress is like my ideal tax system. Cut low and with lots of transparency #TPAchatuplines—
Matthew Elliott (@matthew_elliott) May 21, 2012

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