Wednesday, January 22, 2014

The Mike Hancock Report that the LibDems Hid

The LibDems have been trying to squash the Mike Hancock scandal for years. The accusation that he took advantage of disabled constituent is far more serious than anything said about Rennard. The transparency-loving LibDems yesterday blocked an attempt to release the damning report into the sleazy Portsmouth MP. So in the interest of openness, here it is:

Read the Pascoe Report into Mike Hancock here.

Once again, the LibDems have to be forced into confronting sexual harassment of women by their pervy politicians…

UPDATE: Some of the allegations against Hancock:

  • Told constituent “women had bucket crotches after hysterectomies”. Asked to be “first to road test it”.
  • Hancock “started rubbing himself” begging for “a quick w*nk and said he wasn’t very big. I picked up guitar to distract him”.
  • Hancock said he could not leave constituent’s house because “I have a peg leg and it won’t go down”
  • Hancock to ill female constituent: “You have one of those faces. You have a f**k face.”
  • “He knew I was sexually abused as a child and he asked me what sex was like with previous partners. I asked him to stop. He wouldn’t stop.”

Dark.

UPDATE:

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Quote of the Day

The unpublished independent report into Mike Hancock…

“I consider that the prima facie evidence of his unwelcome sexual approaches remains unquestionably a very serious matter in the light of the position which he holds and his knowledge from the beginning of the vulnerability of [the alleged victim]… No one in public life should allow themselves to act in such an irresponsible and damaging way.”

Friday, December 13, 2013

Blundering Cops Lose Crucial Handy-cock Evidence

The police force who dropped the Mike Hancock sexual assault case last month have fessed up to losing a key part of the evidence against him. Hampshire police told Handy-cock’s alleged victim that they can’t find discs which contain his phone records and show the extensive level of contact between him and the claimant. She is now going to the Independent Police Complaints Commission. What a cluster…

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Handy-Cock Breaks Silence

Suspended LibDem perv Mike Hancock has surfaced, telling his local paper:

“MPs must remember that one-third of social care users are working-age disabled people. This support is what enables them to wash, dress and get out of the house. It’s crucial the Care Bill goes as far as possible in creating a care system that supports disabled people to live full and independent lives.”

Which is a bit rich given he is under investigation at Portsmouth Council and being privately prosecuted for sexual harassing a disabled female constituent…

Thursday, October 10, 2013

“Ill” Handy-cock is on Foreign Jolly in Azerbaijan

Pervy justice-dodger Mike Hancock was too poorly to give evidence to committees and courts over allegations of sexual assault, yet the suspended LibDem has surfaced. In Baku, Azerbaijan.

It will come as no surprise to regular readers that he is watching the women over there. A local newswire reports:

 “I have not observed any irregularity since the presidential elections started in Azerbaijan. In fact, the process is going on easily and conveniently,” British member of PACE, observer Mike Hancock told APA. He specially stressed Azerbaijani women’s activity in the elections: “I would like to express my respect to them, because they are taking an active part in the organization of elections. I have been to at least 10 polling stations. I have not seen even minor shortcomings that people might complain. The other important thing is that many people are coming to vote. They are friendly. No one is nervous. In general, I can say that today is still very successful and believe it will continue so.”

Meanwhile, the Azerbaijani Electoral Commission accidentally released the ‘results’ of the election before the polls even opened. Perhaps Mike was distracted elsewhere…

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Hancock Committee Hearing: Investigator Speaks Out

It’s all go in Portsmouth. A member of the investigating committee, who has just referred Mike Hancock to a full investigation over allegations of sexual assault against a vulnerable constituent, has spoken out this afternoon: “Hancock is a guilty as a puppy sitting next a pile of poo.” They added “it is f**king horrific.” Guido is told that LibDems on the committee have complained that they have come under huge amounts of pressure to exonerate Hancock, based on the fact the police and CPS dropped the investigation. Guido will show at a later date why this logic is flawed.

Guido is also told that ambitious Gerald Vernon Jackson, the LibDem leader of the council is about to imminently call an emergency meeting, where it is claimed he will begin to distance himself from the de-whipped MP.  After years of standing by his side.

An official on Portsmouth Council, who was clearly distressed and wishes to remain anonymous, tells Guido: “the evidence is so damning that questions will be asked shortly about how the CPS could ever have dropped this case.” They added:

“This is like the decision not to prosecute Jimmy Savile, I just hope that no one else gets hurt while Hancock is still on the loose. The man is dangerous.”

Tick, tock, Handy-cock.

UPDATE: Despite being the 22nd most influential LibDem, Guido understands Vernon Jackson is missing conference to deal with this mess.

Tick Tock Hancock

As we go to pixel, down in Portsmouth the future of self-confessed teen-fondler Mike Hancock is being decided by his fellow councillors. QC Nigel Pascoe has delivered his report into allegations Handycock sexually assaulted a vulnerable woman. A decision is expected this afternoon. Stay tuned…

Monday, September 2, 2013

Handycock Too Sick For Court… But Not Portsmouth Council

Self-confessed teen fondler Mike Hancock says he is too ill to be investigated or face a court. His illness means he doesn’t turn up for parliament much either, he has spoken in zero debates this year and attended well under half of the votes. It hasn’t however stopped him from clocking up the hours as a councillor down in Portsmouth. This summer he claimed over £4,000 as his allowance for 80 hours a month as a councillor down on the south coast. Lucky them…

Friday, August 23, 2013

Dark Handy-Cock Sex Claims Made Public

Private Eye have self-confessed teen fondler’s Mike Hancock’s defence for his ongoing sexual harassment investigation. Apparently he considers the alleged victim allowing him into her home to amount to consent:

“In order for Hancock to have access to [her] home she would have had to have let him in. In other words, she clearly consented to any actions about which she now makes complaint.”

Good luck with that one. The full allegation is pretty dark:

“It is not a trivial complaint that Hancock attempted to force his tongue into her mouth, that he tried to part her legs with his foot or that he exposed his penis and invited her to masturbate him. Nor is it a trivial complaint that Mr Hancock used his position and status as both an MP and councillor to target, groom and exploit for his own purposes a vulnerable woman.”

Quite…

See, not that hard to give a credit.

Quote of the Day

Victim’s solicitors allege that Mike Hancock MP…

“…exposed his penis and invited her to masturbate him.”


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“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”



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