Exclusive: Not the Candidate Ed is Sikh-ing

“Are you going to make sure the Sikh vote turns out for us?” was Ed’s first presumptuous question when he met someone in a turban on the train back to London after his manifesto launch:

Unfortunately for him, the friendly Sikh in question was Amandeep Singh Bhogal, the Tory parliamentary candidate for Upper Bann in Northern Ireland. “Well I’m going to make sure the Sikh vote turns out,” said Amandeep before finally revealing all to the Labour leader by producing a Nicola Sturgeon mask from his pocket. Watch to the end for the “gotcha” moment when Ed realises he’s been had…

Unfunded Tory Spending: “Where’s the Magic Money Tree?”

Tory ministers heading onto the airwaves to dismiss Labour’s claims of fiscal responsibility might have a better hand if their Chancellor hadn’t just committed them to £8 billion in unfunded NHS spending. Osborne refused to answer where the money was coming from 18 times yesterday:

Whilst on the Daily Politics today, Brillo not unreasonably asked Sajid Javid: “where’s the magic money tree?”

The Tory message this week: our plan is working, don’t stray from the plan. But if you don’t believe us, have a few billion.

Videos via @liarpoliticians

Ed Miliband’s Girly Laugh

Ed Miliband or Jimmy Carr?

Sky News: Gangsta’s Paradise

Eat your heart out Iggy Azalea! Sky News political correspondent Sophy Ridge stars in this actually-not-bad lip-sync production of Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise:

You’re used to seeing Paul Harrison standing outside Buckingham Palace talking about the Queen, but here is his bold attempt at Will Smith’s Summertime:

All brought to you by Sky cameraman Chris Pearson. Happy Monday morning…

Miliband: “Not Everything is Going to Plan”

Scary Kipper Sticks It To Beeb

Remember that Tory candidate turned UKIP defector who said “I just want to send the lot back“? Could she be Grimsby’s next MP?

New LibDem Attack Ad: “Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word” For Ed

The LibDems try to outdo the Greens with a musical attack ad of their own. Guido preferred “I’m sorry”…

Everything is Awesome About Bloomberg’s Lego Election

Dear Labour, Here is Something to Actually Moan About

George Galloway last night attacked his Labour opponent Naz Shah over whether she was 15 or 16 when she was raped. Somewhat makes Michael Fallon’s comments pale into insignificance…[…]

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Bong! Bong! Bong! BBC News Theme is “Massive Club Banger”

Definitely not ripping off Bill Bailey, Radio 1 DJ Greg James says he “realised the full potential” of the BBC News theme as “a massive club banger”. Hereford was on one (o’clock news)…[…]

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Balls Ally Can’t Name One Expert Backing Labour Figures

“There are a number of people who have said [the non-dom ban] could raise hundreds of millions,” Labour’s Shadow Exchequer Secretary Shabana Mahmood told the Daily Politics. Asked to name just one, she could not. Funnily enough, Guido had […]

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Green Party’s Brilliantly Bonkers Musical Election Broadcast

Well this is an election broadcast like no other, politics specifically as showbiz. Guidoisation is strong with the Greens. Look out for that key change…[…]

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