The Sky News General Affection Song

Who’s going to get it on?

Alex Salmond Does Yoda

Annoying, he is…

Green Activists: Please Think of the Environment!

Well, this is a mature way to run an election campaign. The video above shows the reception area of the tallest residential building on the south coast, which had just received a delivery of the Brighton & Hove Independent.

In pop three Green activists, who then proceed to rip out the front page UKIP adverts from every copy. What a waste of paper!

Mockney Miliband

Miliband responds to interview critics: “What a load of old pony, guvnor!”

UPDATE: “National ‘elf Service”

Ed Balls

Russell Brand on Miliband

These days he has him round for tea, but Russell Brand was scathing about Ed Miliband when speaking to Mehdi Hasan just eighteen months ago:

MH: “Ed Miliband?”

RB: “Pfft. We could do better. We deserve better.”

And again in this Trews episode:

“Miliband’s in trouble. Because he doesn’t have the skillset, I think, required in contemporary politics.”

He also once called Ed Balls a “clicky wristed snidey c**t”. Even a stopped clock etc…

Cameron: “Russell Brand is a Joke”

“Russell Brand is a joke. Ed Miliband, to hang out with Russell Brand. He’s a joke.”

At last a politician tough enough to stand up to Russell Brand…

Farage the Musical

Spitting Image is back. Sort of…

Written by: Pete Sinclair

Suzanne Speaks on “So Embarrassing” Gaffe

Suzanne Evans’ Krishnan-Faisal gaffe has made it on to the Daily Politics:

“Can you put some name badges on?” UKIP’s deputy chairman asked Brillo and JoCo…[…]

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Pump It: Dave Edition

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The Passion of Dave: “That Pumps Me Up!”

Can Dave do passion?

“If I’m getting lively about it it’s because I feel bloody lively about it,” he went on to add.

Little bit Howard Dean…

UPDATE: Here is what the passion looked like inside the room:

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Marr-vellous Ding Dong: Boris V Miliband

They might be doing it at PMQs every week soon…[…]

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