WATCH: The Moment Question Time Kicked Off

After Brand accused Nigel Farage of attacking the disabled, an audience member holding a crutch spoke for the nation. Then it all went a bit Jeremy Kyle. Fiiiiight!

Via @liarpoliticians.

Labour MP: Fisheries Minister ‘Not a Job for a Woman’

Labour’s Frank Doran told the House this afternoon:

“I’m not sure it is a job for a woman, although the honourable lady [Sheryll Murray MP] might reach that. That was not a sexist remark. I know the fishing industry very well.”

Everyday sexism…

WATCH: Daily Politics on Lying Politicians

Video, appropriately, via @LiarPoliticians.

PFI Polly’s Paper Pitch Picked Apart By UKIP

Labour parachuted Miliband aide Polly Billington down to Thurrock with the expectation she would take the seat from the Tories, but the carpet-bagging candidate’s campaign is going from bad to worse. Not only is she trailing UKIP’s Tim Aker in the Ashcroft constituency polling, not only were Labour well behind UKIP in a recent local council by-election, now Billington is losing the student vote. “I don’t need to consult a folder to tell you what I believe in,” said Aker during today’s debate at a local college, skewering Polly on Labour’s PFI shocker after she spent two minutes reading attack lines from her notes about UKIP privatising the NHS. No doubt as to who the room preferred – the Thurrock Gazette reports “student support for UKIP and Mr Aker at the event appeared strong”. If Polly can’t even convince Thurrock’s students to vote for her…

WATCH: NiMo Fails to Answer 10 Year Old’s Maths Question

What is the cube root of 125? Education Secretary Nicky Morgan didn’t want to answer during Sky’s Hotseat Q&A with a panel of primary school kids. 10 year old Leon had to tell her the answer is 5…

Super Soaraway Sun Supper for Miliband

Great to see the scourge of Murdoch on the top table with Sun editors and senior News UK staff last night. You show ‘em, Ed.

WATCH: Ben Bradshaw’s Below the Belt Pickles “Size” Jibe

Bit rich for Bradshaw to have a go at smokers too. Remember he likes to share his sister’s rollies

WATCH: UKIP Natasha on “Gentleman” Roger Bird

This bizarre Newsnight interview with Natasha Bolter was carried out before her I love u” texts with Roger Bird were leaked, so it’s unfortunate for her case that she denied the messages were intimate: “Often I send a kiss after a text, but I don’t think that’s particularly intimate”. Oddly Natasha described the man she is accusing of sexually harassing her as “a gentleman”. She insists “I did not sleep with Roger Bird, end of,” but yesterday Bird told Guido the relationship was sexual. One of them is telling porkies…

WATCH: UKIP Sleaze Introduces Star Woman’s Equality Speech

An eventful first day in the job for Gobby, who only had to deal with a sex scandal and the resignation of a top party figure. The aptly-named Roger Bird, UKIP’s general secretary, is out after a star female candidate […]

WATCH: Daily Politics Week in 60 Seconds

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WATCH: Peter Cook’s Jeremy Thorpe Acquittal Sketch

The night Jeremy Thorpe was acquitted of conspiracy to murder his alleged male lover in 1979, satirist Peter Cook delivered this sketch of Mr Justice Cantley’s summing up at the Secret Policeman’s Ball. Almost as if he thought there was […]

Speaker Ejects 18 MPs From Parliament

Down Under, Aussie Speaker Bronwyn Bishop boots out 18 members from a debate for disorderly conduct, a record since Federation. Come back John Bercow, all is forgiven…[…]



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