WATCH: Mad Al v The Mail

Alastair Campbell lost it with Mail deputy editor John Steafel on Newsnight last night. If you still weren’t sure which side to back, Campbell accusing someone else of a lack of morals should decide it…

WATCH: Cameron Tribute to ‘Our Maggie’

A ten minute tribute to coincide with the launch of a Margaret Thatcher shop tomorrow. The Tories are quick to credit Craig Oliver with the idea…

WATCH: Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs and Ham on Senate Floor

Great filibsuters of our time…

Ed Balls on PM’s Growth

A new low in bad conference jokes: Ed Balls opened with an in depth analysis of the Prime Minister’s private members bill.

After mocking the towel, he pulled the rug from under HS2.

Video via Liar Politicians 

VIDEO: McBride Mobbed by Fans as He Arrives at Conference

McBride is holed up in a Travel Lodge with Newsnight minders. In case anyone was looking for him…

WATCH: Former Minister Says Miliband Knew About McBride

Tessa Jowell lands Ed in it:

“I’m sure he [Miliband] knew that this was going on. He was actually away a lot of the time. One of the most important things that Ed Miliband has done is to outlaw this kind of briefing in his shadow cabinet. I have to say someone with the awful, evil influence of people like Damian McBride would be nobody were it not for the position he managed to get in the Labour party,”

It’s going to be the question that follows him around conference…

WATCH: Wind Karma Hits Ed Davey on the Back of the Head

Well at least something interesting has happened at LibDem conference today. Watch our action replay of Ed Davey’s Daily Politics wind revenge:

 Just about sums up the day…

UPDATE: In GIF form:

WATCH: George Galloway’s Latest Conspiracy Theory

Last time it was Israel, this time it’s the Saudis who are responsible for chemical weapons attacks in Syria. Anyone but Assad then. You go JoCo…

Bonkers Barroso: It’s EU or War

Who could have guessed Jose Manuel Barroso’s State of the European Union address would turn out to be a rant against Eurosceptics and Tories. Former communist Barroso reckons a Tory can never be President of the European Commission. As European Conservatives and Reformists leader Mark Callanan says: “a bit rich coming from an unelected bureaucrat”.[…]

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GuyNews: Chris Huhne 14 Lies in 60 Seconds

He lied and lied and lied again.[…]

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WATCH: David Cameron’s Land of Hope and Glory

Dave suggested setting his “Love Actually” moment to music. Obviously, it had to be done…[…]

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WATCH: Will Labour Repeal Bedroom ‘Tax’?

That’s a no then.[…]

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WATCH: Ed’s Syria Blame Shame

The first PMQs after the holiday was never going to be easy for Ed Miliband:

Never underestimate the power of the last word…[…]

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WATCH: Boris’ Barclays Deed Poll Promise

Boris has vowed to change his name by deed poll to Barclays Johnson if the bank gives him another £100 million towards his cycle hire scheme. As a man who always keeps his word when it comes to dangerous promises, Guido wonders if Barclays feel like making these into famous last words…

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Another Happy Reader

One of the Eagles knows her blogs, name-checking the best in her speech opposing the Lobbying Bill:

No mention of that Scrapbook site. Whatever happened to them?[…]

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WATCH: Cameron Speaks

Dave absolves Greening of blame, saying it was a technical issue and he has accepted her apology. Presumably there were technical issues with all the other Tory MPs and ministers who didn’t turn up as well. On whether Miliband behaved dishonourably: “it’s up to him to defend how he behaves”.[…]

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