Carswell Escorted Away From Protest By Police For His Own Safety

Neo-Guido can report from the scene of the anti-cuts protest in Westminster, where Douglas Carswell had to be saved from the mob by the police:

Teenage loony lefties embarrass themselves again…

The Queen: Psychoactive Drugs

Mary Creagh’s Leadership Bid Crashes and Burns on Newsnight

Seven minutes in which she managed to say absolutely nothing at all…

Via @liarpoliticians

Stella Creasy Questions Dimbleby on Sexuality

Stella Creasy made her pitch for the Deputy Leadership last night, but the most memorable moment was her bizarrely questioning poor old David Dimbleby on his sexuality:

Creasy: How would you like it if someone treated you like that David?

Dimbleby: Did what?

Creasy: Somebody Judged you in that way. I feel worried and ashamed that sometimes the way we talk about..

Dimbleby: You’ve lost me now..

Creasy: Because if somebody said something so core to your being that your sexuality was something they could judge in that way. Everyone’s laughing at this, why is it funny?

The flamboyant (and married) tie aficionado was very confused…

UKIP’s Steven Woolfe Squares Up to Jean-Marie Le Pen Entourage

This is the moment UKIP’s Steven Woolfe was involved in a tense stand-off with French far right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen:

Woolfe appeared to say “out the way” as he walked straight through Le Pen’s interview, sparking an angry reaction from Le Pen and his camp. Woolfe tried to explain that a journalist had stepped on him before a Le Pen aide squared up to the UKIP man. Oooh la la…

UPDATE: Détente!

Ivan Massow Launch Strikes Sour Note

Some might say mocking up a £100,000 note with your face on it isn’t the best way for a millionaire politician to show he is in touch with the concerns of everyday people. Yet that is what optimistic Tory London mayor hopeful Ivan Massow has done:

Alas, the high production values of his launch video could not entirely compensate for the subject:

Ivan the Terrible…

Labour MP Eats His Own Earwax

Blaydon MP David Anderson is the guilty man:

Ew.

Via Jamie Ross

Speaker Re-Elected Unopposed

Was it Sally wot swung it?

UPDATE: Cameron’s kind and generous welcome:

Dan Hodges V Owen Jones on Chuka

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John Stewart on #GE2015

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Norman Smith Drops the C-Bomb

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Where is the #EdStone?

Top. Men.

Via Rob Hutton

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