Monday, July 21, 2014

SPEAKER WATCH: Bercow Cracks Joke in Ukraine/Gaza Debate

The PM was updating the House on the situation in Ukraine and Gaza, with MPs paying tribute to those who lost their lives and discussing what Britain’s response should be.

Enter stage left, John Bercow. Carrying a tin ear.

The Speaker interrupted the House’s discussion about Hamas with a joke about Cameron playing tennis:

Another black mark. 

UPDATE: A Westminster wag points out that Bercow has a book out soon on tennis.

What is Happening to Miliband in the White House Right Now

“Give him a bottle of milk.”

Courtesy of In The Loop.

Friday, July 18, 2014

WATCH: Cameron Statement on Ukraine Plane Crash

Via Sky/ITV.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

SPEAKER WATCH: Bercow’s “F**k Off” Bust Up With Fabricant

The Speaker didn’t take too kindly to being reminded of the time he launched a four-letter tirade at the Clerk of the House by Michael Fabricant this afternoon. The chamber was stunned to silence and poor Bercow didn’t know quite how to respond as the expletive made its way into Hansard:

A Clinton-esque reply from Bercow, giving himself just enough wriggle room. Of course Fabbers was technically wrong that Bercow told Robert Rogers to “*.*.*.* off”. Guido understands the full quote was: “F**k off Robert, can’t you see we haven’t finished yet…”

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

MUSICAL SPECIAL: Claire Perry Does the Locomotion

New rail minister Claire Perry showed she is well on top of her new brief as she left Downing Street this afternoon, sharing her good news with assembled news crews in style. As ever, Guido put it to music:

Come on, baby, do the locomotion!

WATCH: Adam Boulton Swallows a Fly on Live TV

The funniest thing that happened during the reshuffle:

Handled with consummate professionalism, as ever…

Monday, July 14, 2014

WATCH: Ken Clarke’s First Post-Reshuffle Interview

“I will confess that I spent more of last week at the Test match than I did in my office.”

Via ITV.

Friday, July 11, 2014

WATCH: Question Time’s Passionate Highlander

Those who wish to deny freedom for Scotland have so far failed to convince in terms of the emotional argument, so they could do worse than listen to this “passionate highlander” on Question Time last night:

Fightin’ talk…

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Ed Miliband: I’ve Got My Eyes on You

Mesmerised Ed got lost in Yvette’s words as she spoke at the despatch box earlier. Well, he was checking something out anyway. Guido thought he would put their touching moment to music:

“You’re everything that I see…”

WATCH: How IDF Avoids Hamas Human Shields in Gaza

“This video clearly shows the steps taken by the IDF to avoid civilian casualties in Gaza being undermined by Hamas. 

IDF aircraft targets a building with a loud but non-lethal bomb that warns civilians that they are in the vicinity of a weapons cache or other target. This method is used to allow all residents to leave the area before the IDF targets the site with live ammunition.

However, in this video,the residents flee the home but then many others come and ascend to the roof and act as human shields. 

The IDF aircraft sees the band of civilians on the roof and therefore aborts the strike.”

Meanwhile, Palestinian terrorists in Gaza have fired 96 rockets indiscriminately at Israel today, and 442 in the past 3 days…


Seen Elsewhere

Gender Studies and the Mail | Laura Perrins
Guido’s Column | Sun
Politicians Mislead Public on High Living Costs | IEA
Ed Miliband: Voice of Everyday People | Telegraph
The Cost of Labour | CPS
Scotland Shows Eurosceptics How to Win | Chris Deerin
Sack Dougie | Damian McBride
Justice for England | Paul Goodman
Balls Still Wants to Spend, Spend, Spend | Mark Wallace
Chuka and Reeves on Manoeuvres | Mail
Don’t Allow Brussels Home Rule | Matt Ridley


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Diane Abbott on the Daily Politics:

“Labour MPs will unite behind Ed Miliband, once we find out what our policies are.”



cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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