Tuesday, December 2, 2014

WATCH: Nigel Farage’s ITV Debate Live

Monday, December 1, 2014

Russell Brand Flips Out at Media, Drags Female Human Shield

Multi-millionaire conspiracy theorist and Marxist revolutionary Russell Brand did not take well to some hostile questioning from the media. He was so uncomfortable about scrutiny from Channel 4 about his own personal wealth that he physically grabs the nearest woman drags her in-front of the camera instead of him. Telling…

Goodbye Gordon – Never Forget the Greatest Hits

Gordon Brown will tonight finally announce he is making his lack of parliamentary attendance official by quitting at the next election. This website was taking the p**s out of the former Prime Mentalist way before it was cool, but with the old media doing their favourite McMental greatest hits today, Guido couldn’t resist. Never forget the curse of Jonah:

Or when the day the dam finally burst:

Nor when the public finally saw the two faces of the one-eyed son of a Manse:

So always cherish that expenses video smiling freak-out:

And regret when our nation’s leader was so hated he was booed by its veterans:

This soldier was having none of it:

Calling it ‘Obama beach’ did not help:

But thank you Gordon, for saving the world:

…and for picking your nose live on TV:

We’ll never forget when you forgot you were still an MP:

Or when you took yet another wrong turn:

Nor when the public finally got a glimpse of Psycho Gordon:

And when Andrew Marr asked the wrong bloody question:

And cherish the day Brown finally resigned:

So long then Gordon, you absolute loon. We shall miss you.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

“Three Cheers for the Judge!” Mitchell Heckled Outside Court

Andrew Mitchell said he was “bitterly disappointed” to have lost his libel case against The Sun, but would not apologise for calling PC Toby Rowland a liar and refused to be drawn on whether he would remain in politics. “Three cheers for the judge!” heckled a passerby. That’s the face of a man facing a £3 million legal bill…

UPDATE:

Searing UKIP Attack Ad Hits Tories Hard on Immigration

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Nadhim Zahawi PMQs Musical Special:
“This Blessed Plot, This Earth, This Realm, This England!”

Guido felt it was only right to put Nadhim Zahawi’s PMQ to music:

“When I see a white van, Mr Speaker, I think of the small business owner who works long hours to put food on the family table. 

When I see the cross of St. George, I think of the words of my constituent William Shakespeare: This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England!

Will my Rt. Hon friend agree with me that we shouldn’t sneer at people who work hard, who are patriotic, and who love their country?”

A stirring speech to rival Dave’s “Love Actually” moment

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Ed Didn’t Start the Fire

It started with a hashtag and ended with a musical turn.

5 out of 10, but worth it for “Axelrod, gone away… what else do I have to say?’.

Friday, November 21, 2014

Skinner: Vote UKIP and I’ll Be Dead in Six Months

“I’ve got a United Nations heart bypass… and it was done by a Syrian cardiologist, a Malaysian surgeon, a Dutch doctor, a Nigerian registrar, and these two people here [Reckless and Carswell] talk about sending them back from whence they came. If they did that to the hospitals in London I for one would be dead in six months.”

An old dinosaur accusing UKIP of being stuck in the past… 

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

WATCH: Live Stream of Student Protest on Parliament

“What do we want?” “Water cannons” “When do want ‘em?” “Now!”

 UPDATE: The moment things turned violent:

Monday, November 17, 2014

WATCH: UKIP Hit Back at Labour NHS Attack


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