Wednesday, March 26, 2014

WATCH LIVE: Nick v Nigel

WATCH: I Am Bercow, Hear Me Roar!

Just 1 in 5 Say Miliband is Prime Minister in Waiting

Last week this blog pointed out that Ed Miliband is hardly coming across as the Prime Minister in waiting, well today the people agree. A Times/Yougov poll has just 19% saying they can see Ed in Number 10, when the same question was asked of Dave in 2008 the number was 49%. Just 26% think Labour is ready for government. As Morten Morland says in the video above, Britain can do better than this…

Monday, March 24, 2014

Polly “I’d Rather Be in Tuscany” Toynbee

Almost Psycho Gordon levels of death stare…

Friday, March 21, 2014

WATCH: Proof That Tories Know About Bingo

No one can say the Mogg is out of touch…

Via Channel 4.

WATCH: Peter Tapsell Owns Gordon Brown

Father of the House Peter Tapsell has announced he is standing down at the next election. Here he is at his best quoting King Midas, “an earlier and more successful dealer in gold”, to mock the Prime Mentalist. 

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Guy News Special: Robot Miliband Stuck on Repeat

Earlier today Guido brought you Robot Miliband’s budget response repetition over the last few years. You liked it so much we decided to give it to you in video form.

See also: Robot Miliband.

WATCH: Clueless Chris Leslie’s Bedroom ‘Tax’ Bungle

Poor little Chris Leslie always gets given the gigs no one else wants. Yesterday Guido noted that Labour did not include the bedroom ‘tax’ on their list of Tory tax rises, well on the Daily Politics today Andrew Neil asked him why:

As Brillo said, this was an implicit admission that it is not a tax…

Via @liarpoliticians.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

WATCH: Kay Burley’s Heroic Reporting From Malaysia

Kay Burley lost her phone in the line of duty as she bravely fought her way through a Malaysian media scrum live on Sky. Pray for Kay…

Friday, March 14, 2014

WATCH: UKIP Candidate’s Bizarre Manifesto

A co-conspirator has emailed in this bizarre video of one of UKIP’s MEP candidate hopefuls for the North East, Philip Broughton. It turns out he has an alter ego, running a wrestling company under the name Philip McMahon. Who as you can see is, um, a bit odd. Guido fully endorses Philip’s attempts to have a career outside of politics before offering himself for public service. He might need to work on the whole image thing though…


Seen Elsewhere

Labour’s Plan to Attack Part-Time Boris | Standard
Ex-Sun Hack Cleared After 582 Days on Bail | MediaGuido
11 Times Boris Denied He Would Stand for Parliament | Buzzfeed
Attacking UKIP’s Posters is Counter-Productive | Guardian
Sarkozy Tried it on With Hollande’s Ex | Times
Another Spare Room Subsidy Cut Success | Harry Phibbs
Rich Now Have Less Leisure Than Poor | Economist
UKIP’s Immigration Policy Promotes Migrant Entrepreneurs | Breitbart
Another Feminist Lecture | Laura Perrins
UKIP Posters Bad Economics But Good Politics | James Delingpole
Tories Losing to UKIP in Scotland | ConHome


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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”



Alexrod says:

It’s money innit.


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