Monday, September 22, 2014

WATCH: Balls Benefit Backtrack Leaves Reeves Baffled

If you want to see how well-costed and prepared Labour were for Ed Balls’ child benefit announcement earlier, watch Rachel Reeves try to explain the numbers on the Daily Politics. Labour says it will save £400 million, the Treasury say £120 million. Reeves on the other hand reckons it will save ‘several million’. That new found Labour economic competence in full…

 Via @liarpoliticians

WATCH: Chuka Can’t Name Three Members of Scottish Labour

Were you still up for Chuka? In the wake of the Scotland vote on Friday, Brillo took the Shadow Business Secretary to task, asking him on Newsnight if he could name three members of Labour’s shadow cabinet in Scotland:

CU: “Of our shadow cabinet? You’ve got Joanna – Johann Lamont, you’ve got Kezia Dugdale…”

AN: “What does she do?”

CU: “I’m not totally sure of the exact portfolio…”

AN: “She’s education. Could you name any more?”

CU: “Er, not off the top of my head, no. And your point… I’m not a Scottish MP and I’m not a member of a Scottish shadow cabinet.”

What was that about One Nation Labour?

Friday, September 19, 2014

Labour Cynically Attack English Votes as “Politically Driven”

“We have heard the voice of Scotland and now the millions of voices of England must also be heard,” said David Cameron this morning, strongly suggesting that he will press for English votes for English laws and finally answer the West Lothian question. Within five minutes Labour had come out against the idea:

Very amusing of Wee Dougie to attack the plan as being “driven by politics”. Of course Labour’s opposition to English votes for English laws definitely isn’t driven by their cynical, anti-democratic need for Scottish MPs to pass legislation in England. Normal politics resumes…

Vid via @liarpoliticians.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Björk Backs Yes

yes-bjork

The lyrics call for a new flag, new currency and protection of indigenous languages and to ignore the patronising.

Funking for freedom…

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Taiwan Backs Scottish Freedom

Those crazy Taiwanese video guys have made another video, this time giving us the latest news from Scotland:

“We here in Tawian understand that no amount of false promises are enough to sate the people’s desire for FREEDUM!”

Kay Burley’s “Bit of A Knob” Referendum Moment

Microphones. Live TV. “Knobs”. It was only a matter of time:

It wouldn’t be a global news event without Kay Burley.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Posh People Politely Tell Scotland to Stay

Speccie readers really do need somewhere to go stag hunting…

Monday, September 15, 2014

Life Expectancy in Britain Will Increase if Scotland Votes Yes

So much for BBC bias…

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

WATCH: Don’t Give “Effing Tories” a Kick Pleads Cameron

After an hour’s delay parts of Cameron’s speech finally trickle out:

“Because it’s an election, because it’s a ballot, people can feel like it’s a general election. That you make a decision and five years later you can make another decision. If you’re fed up with the effing Tories give them a kick. This is totally different.”

How long before Salmond uses that one…

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Saltire is Dead

You had one job.

UPDATE: And in GIF form:


Seen Elsewhere

Rachel Reeves’ Pension Howler | Mail
UKIP Propose 90% Cut in Overseas Aid | Breitbart
Ed Milibaaaand | Sun
Ed Miliband Phrase Generator | Guardian
Blair Right About ISIS | Jago Pearson
Miliband Will Be Prime Minister By Default | Alex Wickham
Labout Have Learned Nothing | Jeremy Warner
How Cameron Can Return to No. 10 | Telegraph
Balls Speech Was Mush | FT
Labour Makes a Mess of Its Big Moment | James Kirkup
Miliband Must Win Back Blair’s Englanders | Rachel Sylvester


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cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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