Gobby Gets Gobbied

 

Michael Crick chases UKIP’s comms chief Paul “Gobby” Lambert down the road in Margate: “Are you going to resign, Mr Lambert?”

Miliband Speaks on #TheDress

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Week in 60 Seconds: Sleaze, Greens and Sexy Balls

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CAGE Spokesman at Extremist Rally: “Support the Jihad of Our Brothers!”

 

Asim Qureshi, the “research director” at “human rights” organisation CAGE, is all over the airwaves describing Jihadi John as a “victim” this afternoon. This video from 2006 shows Qureshi, when he had hair, addressing a Hizb Ut-Tahrir rally outside the US Embassy:

“We have no fear. So when we see the example of our brothers and sisters fighting in Chechyna, Iraq, Palestine, Kashmir, Afghanistan, then we know where the example lies. When we see Hezbollah defeating the armies of Israel we know what the solution is and where the victory lies. We know that it is incumbent upon all of us to support the jihad of our brothers and sisters in these countries when they are facing the oppression of the west. Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar!”

Two separate, independent sources have confirmed to Guido that this is Qureshi. Remarkable that this man is doing the rounds in broadcast studios tonight…

UPDATE February 28, 2015: 48 hours later this story is front page news:

Balls: I’m “A Long Slow-Burner” In Bed

Apologies if you’re in the middle of your breakfast, but here is Ed Balls on his sexual prowess on LBC:

 

Watch to the end to hear him flirting with a caller…

Natalie Bennett Apologises to Green Party Members

 

Fair play to Natalie Bennett, who has refreshingly held her hands up and admitted she had a ‘mare on LBC earlier. It was the car crash to end all car crashes, but good for her for being honest.

Angry Rifkind Doorstepped By Sky News

 

“None of your business,” Rifkind told Sky earlier when asked if he was going to resign…

Pink Van Mockery Goes Global

 

Even the Americans are laughing at you Harriet..

Charlie Booker’s Weekly Wipe on Ed Miliband

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MP Has to Leave Parliament Because His Pants Are Too Tight

Meanwhile, in Canada:

 

MP Pat Martin explains why he missed a vote because he had to make an unforeseen exit from the chamber as his new underpants were causing him issues. His excuse will have you busting at the […]

Awkward Ed Meets a Voter

 

This afternoon Ed met Peter Baldwin, an electrician from Lancashire:

“At this moment in time I don’t feel like voting Labour. This morning we sat over there, the workers, and they’re all leaning now towards UKIP. The question of

[…]

Diplomatic Dave Trash Talks Russia

The diplomatic equivalent of standing at the side of a pub car park shouting “just leave it maaate, it’s not worth it…”[…]



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Quote of the Day

Adam Spiegel, producer of Nazi themed “The Producers” musical says…

“Margate seemed a perfect place to start the promotion. I’m disappointed but not entirely surprised to see that UKIP are trying to hitch a publicity ride on the back of the show.”

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