Ian Hislop v Prezza and “Problems With His Private Life”

Prezza looked like he was going to punch him…

“Grip Me, Whip Me!”

Here is “operatic champagne socialist” Melinda Hughes – riding crop and fishnets included – in Guido’s favourite musical election special yet.

Police Questioned By Sun Journalist

The Sun’s royal editor Duncan Larcombe turns the tables after 13 journalists were cleared this afternoon:

The Director of Public Prosecutions responsible for the disastrous Operation Elveden charges was one Keir Starmer. Now Labour’s parliamentary candidate for Holborn…

Ed Miliband: What Is Vice?

Asked a question about patronising young voters at Labour’s ‘Youth Manifesto’ launch, Ed successfully managed to patronise young voters. Here is his exchange with former Telegraph investigations reporter Ben Bryant, now at Vice News:

BB: “Hello, Ben Bryant from Vice News”

EM: “From where?”

BB: “Vice News.”

EM:Oh right. What does Vice News do?”

BB: “We make films, we write stories.”

EM: “Right.”

BB: “So one of the criticisms of this election campaign has been how controlled it is. You yourself have only done one walkabout with voters so far. Don’t you think that all of this stage management bullsh*t is particularly alienating young people?”

EM: “I don’t think you count as stage managed, do you Ben?”

No wonder they were keeping him away from questions…

Ed’s Floppy Farage Power Pat

At least Nige went back to collect his notes…

The Rainbow Coalition

Expect the Tories to play this section showing what life would look like under a Miliband government again and again:

Here is Farage accusing Miliband of lying on the NHS:

Chaos, to coin a phrase…

#BBCDebate: Leanne Wood Claims ‘We Spend 6% of Our Budget on Defence’

#BBCDebate: Moment Farage Attacked “Left-Wing” BBC Audience

A bold tactic…

#BBCDebate: Sturgeon Silences Miliband

Both the BBC and Sun ‘worms’ are putting Nicola Sturgeon ahead of Ed Miliband so far. Ed was left gurgling as Sturgeon told him “we need to replace the audience with something better”:

The three left-wing women are ganging […]

+ READ MORE +

And Now… a Party Political Broadcast From the ‘Cannabis is Safer Than Alcohol’ Party

[…]

+ READ MORE +

George Osborne v George Osborne

Labour have helpfully dug out this video of Osborne critcising unfunded spending commitments just 12 weeks ago:

“making spending committments is the easiest thing in the world. Spending commitments are superficially attractive. They get ready applause from lobby groups. They

[…]

+ READ MORE +

Mini-Kipper Tells Tristram Hunt: ‘Get All the Foreigners Out of Our Country’

What could possibly go wrong when Tristram Hunt invited the BBC’s cameras to film him visiting a primary school in the Midlands? He probably wasn’t expecting a small child to tell him they would vote UKIP to “get all the […]

+ READ MORE +



Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
team@Order-order.com

Quote of the Day

Miliband is asked if he knows what ‘Yolo’ means by Time Out:

EM“No. What does it mean?

TO: “It stands for You Only Live Once.”

EM: “Is that right? That is a good philosophy for politics! It’s about a sense of adventure and doing what you want. Wow! I’ll use it from now on!”

TO: “Please don’t.”

Top Posts This Week

Guidogram: Sign up

Subscribe to the most succinct 7 days a week daily email read by thousands of Westminster insiders.

Facebook

Sick ‘Childhood Sexuality’ Shame of Natalie Bennett’s Boyfriend Sick ‘Childhood Sexuality’ Shame of Natalie Bennett’s Boyfriend
BUILD YOUR OWN STAR WARS BB-8 BALL DROID BUILD YOUR OWN STAR WARS BB-8 BALL DROID
TWITTER’S IRISH DATA DODGE TWITTER’S IRISH DATA DODGE
TELEGRAPH IN SUPER SPIDER ECO-GARBAGE SHAME TELEGRAPH IN SUPER SPIDER ECO-GARBAGE SHAME
GOVERNMENT’S ‘TECH CITY’ CAN’T EVEN BRIBE SKILLED WORKERS WITH VISAS GOVERNMENT’S ‘TECH CITY’ CAN’T EVEN BRIBE SKILLED WORKERS WITH VISAS
Saudi Soldier Demands to Know Why BBC Sacked Clarkson Saudi Soldier Demands to Know Why BBC Sacked Clarkson

Labour’s Unpaid Intern Hypocrisy Labour’s Unpaid Intern Hypocrisy
WATCH: Ian Hislop v Prezza WATCH: Ian Hislop v Prezza
“Grip Me, Whip Me!” Musical Election Special “Grip Me, Whip Me!” Musical Election Special
LEAKED EMAILS: SONY BOSS PLOTTED TO GET ED VAIZEY FIRED LEAKED EMAILS: SONY BOSS PLOTTED TO GET ED VAIZEY FIRED
Bennett Backs Geo-Political Ghettoisation of Israel Bennett Backs Geo-Political Ghettoisation of Israel
US GOVERNMENT ASKED LYNTON TO SPIN FOR OBAMA US GOVERNMENT ASKED LYNTON TO SPIN FOR OBAMA
LEAKED GOPRO FOOTAGE OF SPACEX ROCKET CRASH LANDING LEAKED GOPRO FOOTAGE OF SPACEX ROCKET CRASH LANDING
NEW STAR WARS TRAILER NEW STAR WARS TRAILER
A PPB From the ‘Cannabis is Safter Than Alcohol’ Party A PPB From the ‘Cannabis is Safter Than Alcohol’ Party
EX MP’S COMPANY BLEW THROUGH PUBLIC CASH EX MP’S COMPANY BLEW THROUGH PUBLIC CASH
POLL FINDS GREEN VOTERS PREFER TAKING LONG HAUL FLIGHTS POLL FINDS GREEN VOTERS PREFER TAKING LONG HAUL FLIGHTS
UKIP’s Favourite Journalist Reads Angry Tweets UKIP’s Favourite Journalist Reads Angry Tweets
UKIP in Scots are Nazis Slur UKIP in Scots are Nazis Slur