Charlotte Church Blames ISIS on Climate Change

Charlotte Church talked geopolitics on Question Time last night:

“Lots of people don’t seem to know about this, but there is evidence to suggest that climate change was a big factor in how the Syrian conflict came about because from 2006 to 2011 they experienced one of the worst droughts in its history… which apparently did contribute to the conflict there today. I think that we also need to look at, you know what we’re doing to the planet and how that might actually cause more conflict in the world.”

You could feel yourself getting dumber as the hour went on…

Corbyn Dances to “F**k You” as Stalin Looks On

Jeremy Corbyn found himself mobbed by a harem of tipsy fans at last night’s Mirror party. He politely shuffled his feet to Cee Lo Green’s “F**k You” but made his exit once his female admirers began throwing themselves at him:

Looking down upon him from the wall of Brighton Revolutions?

While female MPs were unimpressed by the #EverydaySexism on show:

See if you can spot an unlikely fan coming face to face with Jezza in the video…

Mandy and McDonnell Shake Hands

‘We’ve Had Enough of This Crap’: Cabbies Storm City Hall

The long-running conflict between Boris and London’s cabbie trade unionists has flared up again, with irate drivers storming City Hall to protest after being denied access to a public meeting. Numerous security staff, including young women, were injured, and one person was knocked unconscious. The latest issue of Taxi, the LTDA’s propaganda rag, was keen to stress that the injuries were simply because ‘the sheer weight of numbers outside led to a crush at the entrance doors’, omitting any mention of their own thuggery. The clip of the taxi drivers protesting is reminiscent of a Guy Ritchie cockney crime caper…

Sky News Analyse LibDem Glee Club

Things have got so bad for hacks sent to cover the dreary LibDem conference that Sky News’ determined pol ed resorted to analysing the lyrics of last night’s Glee Club singalong:

“We’ve run out of luck, and now we’re all f**ked, oh it all just sucks…”

David Miliband: Cleverball

David Miliband went on Newsnight last night to talk about refugees. Alas this was the only thing viewers took away:

A reminder that Ed wasn’t the only weird brother…

Guido Porks: Call Me, Dave?

Tonight’s Guy News special has obtained exclusive footage of an unrequited lover outside the gates of Downing Street:

This story’s still got trotters…

David Cameron: Getting Piggy With It

Via Cassetteboy

#PigGate Makes Live TV

All the big issues on the Wright Stuff this morning:

Caller: “There’s also the issue of the Prime Minister putting his c*ck in a dead pig’s mouth.”

Matthew Wright: “Dan, Dan, d’you know what mate?

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11 Policies Splitting Corbyn’s Shadow Cabinet

This remarkable Sunday Politics interview with Blairite Corbyn Shadow Cabinet member Lord Falconer is well worth a watch:

The full list of policies on which Falconer and Corbyn/McDonnell disagree:

  • Europe
  • Nato
  • Trident
  • Bank of England independence
  • Academies
  • Benefit cap
  • Nationalising the National Grid
  • Nationalising the banks
  • Iraq
  • Syria
  • Northern Ireland

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Owen Jones: It’s Right to Apologise For Supporting IRA

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Corbynista columnist Owen Jones distanced himself from John McDonnell’s “bombs and bullets” IRA comments on the Daily Politics, saying there was no defence for supporting violence:

“There is no defence for any support for the IRA whatsoever. Apologising for it was absolutely the right thing to do.”

Regular readers will remember that Owen’s views on the IRA weren’t always so clear.[…] Read the rest

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BBC Trust Grilled Over Deaf Tory Smear

Where was BBC trustee Richard Ayre when Guido’s story about the Beeb smear of Alec Shelbrooke broke? Waxing lyrical at the DCMS committee about how Auntie “operates to higher standards than other broadcasters” and that “the trust requires accuracy” online.[…] Read the rest

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Watch the Tory Attack Video Corbynistas Tried to Ban

Remember that attack video the Tories released on Corbyn on Monday? A viewer called Adrian Cousins has had it taken down from YouTube with a spurious copyright claim over footage of Corbyn calling Hamas his “friends“. Who is this person who doesn’t want the public to hear Jezza’s own words?[…] Read the rest

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Moment BBC Cameraman Floored

Uh oh:

This is the moment it happened:

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Sky News on Tom and Jerry’s #SandwichGate

Within an hour of Guido’s story, Jeremy “two bags” Corbyn and his sandwiches make Sky News:

“There are going to be stories in the papers about him basically taking sandwiches from the mouths of veterans…”[…] Read the rest

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TUC Play ‘Hey Big Spender’ Before Corbyn Speech

Jezza is addressing the Trades Union Congress this afternoon. Just before he went on stage, what did the TUC’s string quartet feel was a fitting song to play?

“I could see you were a man of distinction, a real big spender, Good lookin’, so refined…”[…] Read the rest

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