How Dave Promised “The Good News Will Keep Coming”

Back in October Dave gloated that “the good news will keep coming”, today GDP is down 0.3%. Ed Balls won’t let him forget that complacency when he tours the television studios later this morning. Yesterday’s headlines seem pretty far away now…

WATCH: Boris Woos Christine Lagarde

She likes him…

Vid via @LiarPoliticians

Flint Flops Over In/Out Referendum

Shadow Climate Change Secretary Caroline Flint had an unadulterated nightmare on the Daily Politics this afternoon. Here’s what she said before Ed’s ‘no’ shocker:

I can’t tell you what the situation is going to be at the next election, two and half years before when there are these changes going on in Europe.

And after Ed’s PMQs bombshell:

Andrew Neil : So we will go into the 2015 election with the Conservatives promising an in/out referendum and Labour not?

Caroline Flint: As it stands today that is correct.

Roll on the next four years…

Vid via @LiarPoliticians

Speech Goes Well, Assassin Fails to Shoot

The video shows a would-be assassin pointing a pistol at the leader of the moderate Bulgarian-Turkish liberal minority party, the Movement for Rights and Freedoms, Ahmed Dogan, during his speech at a national party conference in Sofia, Bulgaria.

The failed assassin named as Oktai Enimehmedov holds the pistol an inch away from Dogan’s face. Dogan flinches, and Enimehmedov pauses for a second without firing, giving the politician time to push away the gunman’s hand.

Ahmed Dogan was reportedly about to announce that he was stepping down as chief of the party he founded after the fall of communism.

European Political Week in 60 Seconds

WATCH: Nick Clegg Calls For In/Out Referendum

Epic Fail.

Via Conservative Voice.

LibDems: Now is the Time for a Real In/Out Referendum
Flashback to Damning Leaflet From 2010

Weirdy beardy LibDem MP Julian Huppert just got hit in the face with this leaflet live on the BBC. Video to follow…

UPDATE:

WATCH: Cameron Tantric Sex Tape Revealed

Even the Taiwanese are laughing at Dave’s Big Speech…

London Helicopter Crash

Crash happened around 8 o’clock this morning…

Wandsworth Road, Vauxhall in flames at crash site.[…]

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Double Whammy

Gordon is in town as is big oil’s Al Gore, who was sighted on Air Street earlier. Which reminded Guido of one his favourite videos…[…]

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WATCH: Clegg Under Fire Live on LBC Phone-In

Could have been worse, all things considering. Though he did later admit to owning a green onesie…

UPDATE: And here it is…

hulk

Pic via @hmatthews92

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George Osborne’s Benefits Swindle

George Osborne has been getting it in the neck after the Daily Politics unearthed this old footage of the Chancellor allegedly advocating tax avoidance back when he was a mere MP and Brillo’s “parliamentary doctor”. Not quite, George was […]

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