Prince Charles Gets Crick’d!

Watch Charles’ aide, the woman on the left, grab the microphone as it kicks off…

UPDATE: Guido understands the Charles aide who took Crick’s microphone cover is Kristina Kyriacou, who used to advise Cheryl Cole. Her nickname, given to her by Gary Barlow, is “The Colonel”.

UPDATE II: Kyriacou also directed Gordon Brown’s ‘No to Knives’ coalition.

Meanwhile, in Ibiza…

The Milibands have been spotted having it large.

Cabinet Filmed For the First Time

Unprecedented footage as Dave lets the cameras into Number 10 to film Cabinet for the first time…

And here they all are…

David Miliband Twists Knife Into Ed

“Both in 2010 and 2015, Gordon and then Ed allowed themselves to be portrayed as moving backwards from the principles of aspiration and inclusion…

Either we build on what Labour achieved after 1997 and we have a chance to succeed, or we abandon it and we fail.”

On his relationship with Ed:

“I’ve always said you remain brothers for life and that’s something that has to be kept.”

Loving words…

Russell Brand: Absolute Twat

Taiwanese Hot Take: Election Special

About as insightful as the polls…

Farage Takes on Loony Lefty Protesters in Ramsgate

Nige offers a very shouty man accusing UKIP of being homophobic a meeting with the UKIP LGBT chairman. He declines…

Dave’s Personal Jag Follows Tory Battle Bus

Just as his driver used to carry his shoes and briefcase. In his defence, it’s for security reasons…

#WifeBeaters4Labour #Doggers4Labour #Smackheads4Labour

Stan Collymore, Russell Brand, Steve Coogan.

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LibDem Women’s Manifesto

It’s a parody…[…]

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Russell Brand Backs Labour and SNP

“My view is this. If you’re Scottish, you don’t need an English person telling you what to do. You know what you’re gonna be doing. If you’re in Brighton, I think it would be a travesty if we lost the

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Knowing Me Steve Coogan, Knowing You Tom Watson

Steve Coogan and Tom Watson embark on a Save the NHS tour of North London tomorrow, in what sounds like the worst episode of The Trip ever. Guido recommends Ottolenghi when they reach Islington at lunchtime.

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