Tuesday, March 4, 2014

WATCH: Cameron Speaks on Child Porn Arrest Aide

The PM says he is “profoundly shocked” by Patrick Rock’s arrest:

Still no reasonable explanation for why Downing Street failed to inform the public that a key aide had resigned…

WATCH: Parliamentary Pancake Race 2014

Always at the cutting edge of new media technological advancement Guido experimented with some multi-platform reporting this morning, sending his senior Vine correspondent down to the Parliamentary Pancake Race. Neo-Guido has been going to this event for the best part of half a decade and he can confirm that Stephen Pound’s jokes have not got any funnier in that time. Nick Robinson was once again chasing the print media this morning, while the sharp elbows of the BBC’s Robbie Gibb were felt in the ribs of politicians not for the first time. Congratulations to the winners: the Lords. Missing their chief-tosser Lord Rennard…

Monday, March 3, 2014

Guy News: Palin and Romney Were Right About Russia

Palin’s geo-political grasp is Kissinger-like compared to Obama…

Friday, February 28, 2014

WATCH: Farage Defends “Love Britain” Slogan

UKIP Lift Old BNP Slogan for Spring Conference

“It’s our slogan now, not changing it. To hell with the BNP.”

Interview with @ChrisMasonBBC.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Stewards’ Inquiry: Can You Hear ‘Crackerjack’ at PMQs?

A steward’s inquiry is required to determine if Guido’s tip that the word ‘Crackerjack’ would be said during today’s PMQs came good. As Nadine Dorries congratulated the Speaker for his new role as chancellor of Bedfordshire University, Guido reckons you can hear the word being uttered in the background. So will Paddy Power be paying out?

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

You May Very Think That, Mitchell Couldn’t Possibly Comment

Spectator TV reveals the original House of Cards actors have no need to worry about their jobs.

Monday, February 24, 2014

WATCH: Harman Refuses to Say PIE Affiliation was a Mistake

Well Harriet Harman’s clear-the-air, kill the story interview with Newsnight went well then. Time and time again Laura Kuenssberg asked Harman if she would say that the National Council of Civil Liberites’ decision to affiliate with the Paedophile Information Exchange was a mistake. Time and time again Harman, almost inexplicably, refused. Guaranteeing the story will keep going for a while at least…

Tory Spin-Doctor Arrested Over Alleged ‘Cannibal’ Assault
Two Men Bitten in Bloody Hampshire Brawl

Adrian Yalland, a former Tory candidate and fixer for various Tory MPs has been arrested for assault after apparently biting two men during a brawl in Hampshire. The video below is alleged to show Yalland, formerly a spinner for spin shop Chelgate, attacking a man on a quiet street in Stockbridge:

Hampshire Police confirmed in a statement to Guido: “Police were called at 4.10 p.m. on Thursday, February 20 following a report of a dispute outside an address on Stockbridge High Street. A 56-year-old man and a 46-year-old man both from Stockbridge suffered minor injuries. A 44-year-old man from Marchwood was arrested on suspicion of assault. He has been bailed pending further enquiries until March 27.”

Yalland handled the press for Nigel Evans when he was charged and has worked with various MPs including Andrew Bridgen and Nadine Dorries.

  • A Tory spokesperson says: “This is a matter for the police.”
  • Nigel Evans’ office says: “I don’t think we can make any comment.”
  • Adrian Yalland was not answering his phone today.

Not the best PR spin strategy…

Video via Nadine O’Connor.

WATCH: 12 Year-Old John Bercow’s TV Debut on Crackerjack

For those who didn’t see this in the Sun on Sunday, the video shows a 12 year-old John Bercow, in his Finchley Manorhill School uniform competing on Crackerjack. Crackerjack ran for 29 years, and 451 shows. Top game was a quiz, with prizes won for a right answer and cabbages for a wrong one. No-one lost — everyone got a coveted Crackerjack pencil. Whenever the host – Ed Stewpot in this case – said the word “crakerjack” the studio audience shouted back in panto fashion “crackerjack”. This was interactive television…

Guido suspects that MPs of a certain age will not be able to restrain themselves from shouting the catchphrase…

Thursday, February 20, 2014

WATCH: ‘I Am a Ukrainian’

One for the FCO to tune into…


Seen Elsewhere

Inside an Islamist Takeover Plot School | Newsnight
Ed Heads to Scotland | Sun
Assad’s New Chemical Weapon Attacks | National Review
Jason Groves New Mail Deputy Pol Ed | MediaGuido
Cocaine Conservatives | Standard
Jezza Browne Responds to LibDem Haters | LibDem Voice
Why Britain Needs to Leave the EU | Douglas Carswell
Who Tells Ed When He’s Wrong? | Speccie
Hands Off Our Cojones, Mr Clegg | Laura Perrins
London Live Averaging Just 2,400 Viewers | Forbes
Ed’s Constitutional Failure | ConHome


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Dan Hodges on Team Miliband:

“‘Poisonous’, was the picture painted by one former senior advisor. ‘Dysfunctional,’ said one shadow cabinet member. ‘A bunch of medieval courtiers, not an office,’ said another. The most positive description I could get was ‘It’s a work in progress. They’re learning. Slowly. But they are learning.’”



Nick Clegg says:

Do you want lies with that?


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