WATCH: Ed Balls Struggles to Count to Three

By his own admission the man who wants to be the next Chancellor of the Exchequer found it “totally baffling” to work out what year it will be three years from now. Helpfully Osborne advised him to “use his piano fingers. One, two, three”. Don’t say you weren’t warned…

UPDATE: In Vine form:

Cameron: “Disgraceful” Miliband “Did Say Those Words”

Time and time again Miliband refused to tell Andrew Marr if he used the word “weaponise” to discuss cynically politicising the NHS. The PM isn’t going to let him forget it:

“I heard that Ed Miliband had used this remark about ‘weaponising’ the NHS and that is why I put that to him in the House of Commons because frankly I think it was an appalling thing to say. The NHS is not a weapon… Having watched that exchange on Andrew Marr where he was wriggling like an eel, it is absolutely clear to me that he did say those words and that is why he wouldn’t deny it. And I think in one moment we learned more about Labour’s attitude to the NHS than we’ve learned perhaps for five years. They just see it as a political weapon and frankly I think that is disgraceful.”

Ed has to do better than “I can’t recall”…

WATCH: Miliband on “Weaponising the NHS”

Marr asked Ed Miliband half-a-dozen times did he use the word “weaponise” to discuss cynically politicising the NHS issue as a tool of attack. Ed was even given the chance to disown the “weaponise” word. He didn’t…

Via LiarPoliticians

Paris Terror Endgame: Video of Explosions and Gunfire

Via Sky

WATCH: Hear Paris Shooters Shouting “Allahu Akbar”

They shouted “we have avenged the prophet”.

Via Martin Boudot.

UPDATE:

UPDATE II:

Labservatives

Matt Hancock and Chris Leslie spoke as one on Channel 4 News last night:

Frei: “The only way I can really tell you apart is by the colour of your ties.”

Hancock and Leslie: [In unison] “That’s not fair!”

Do they all look the same to him?

Tory Press Conference Computer Love

High above the Metropolis, they did look like Showroom Dummies…

Via Newsnight.

WATCH: Russell Brand’s Year in 3 Minutes

Via Jake Yapp.

Review of 2014: 10 Unforgettable Awkward Ed Miliband Moments

What a year for Ed Miliband. Guido hopes to provide you with some festive cheer with this compilation of the Labour leader’s finest moments of 2014, starting with Ed: The Man Who Hated Bitter.

Of course, no one will […]

WATCH: Downturn Abbey 2014

Starring Quentin Letts, Kevin Maguire, Isabel Hardman and Miranda Green. Happy Christmas…

Via This Week.

[…]

WATCH: Lucy Powell Gets Brillo’d

Poor Lucy Powell did her best on the Daily Politics not to reveal whether she was responsible for Labour’s disastrous immigration strategy, described as “bollocks” by her colleagues. Eventually she ‘fessed up: “I take responsibility for what goes out […]

WATCH: Farage Defends Candidate’s “Chink” Comment

Asked on LBC about UKIP candidate Kerry Smith’s use of the word “chink” while under the influence of sedatives, Nigel Farage gave a robust defence:

“Kerry Smith is a rough diamond. He’s a council house boy from the East End

[…]



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