WATCH: Wind Karma Hits Ed Davey on the Back of the Head

Well at least something interesting has happened at LibDem conference today. Watch our action replay of Ed Davey’s Daily Politics wind revenge:

 Just about sums up the day…

UPDATE: In GIF form:

WATCH: George Galloway’s Latest Conspiracy Theory

Last time it was Israel, this time it’s the Saudis who are responsible for chemical weapons attacks in Syria. Anyone but Assad then. You go JoCo…

Bonkers Barroso: It’s EU or War

Who could have guessed Jose Manuel Barroso’s State of the European Union address would turn out to be a rant against Eurosceptics and Tories. Former communist Barroso reckons a Tory can never be President of the European Commission. As European Conservatives and Reformists leader Mark Callanan says: “a bit rich coming from an unelected bureaucrat”. UKIP loved Barroso’s line that they will beat the Tories into becoming the “first force” of Britain. Apparently their Euroscepticism is “real” and the Tories are “copycats”. Barroso’s main argument seems to be that if any country withdraws from the EU, Germany will invade Poland again. The argument that the EU keeps the peace in Europe is a complete myth, NATO does that.

The rest is probably best left to Nigel Farage:

He went on to call Belgium’s Guy Verhofstadt “the vilest person in Europe”. A tough contest…

GuyNews: Chris Huhne 14 Lies in 60 Seconds

He lied and lied and lied again.

WATCH: David Cameron’s Land of Hope and Glory

Dave suggested setting his “Love Actually” moment to music. Obviously, it had to be done…

WATCH: Will Labour Repeal Bedroom ‘Tax’?

That’s a no then.

WATCH: Ed’s Syria Blame Shame

The first PMQs after the holiday was never going to be easy for Ed Miliband:

Never underestimate the power of the last word…

WATCH: Boris’ Barclays Deed Poll Promise

Boris has vowed to change his name by deed poll to Barclays Johnson if the bank gives him another £100 million towards his cycle hire scheme. As a man who always keeps his word when it comes to dangerous promises, Guido wonders if Barclays feel like making these into famous last words…

Via LBC.

Another Happy Reader

One of the Eagles knows her blogs, name-checking the best in her speech opposing the Lobbying Bill:

No mention of that Scrapbook site. Whatever happened to them?[…]

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WATCH: Cameron Speaks

Dave absolves Greening of blame, saying it was a technical issue and he has accepted her apology. Presumably there were technical issues with all the other Tory MPs and ministers who didn’t turn up as well. On whether Miliband behaved […]

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WATCH: Israeli Soldiers Dance Gangnam Style With Palestinians

It’s not all doom and gloom in the Middle East. This is what happened when a group of Israeli soldiers abandoned their patrol to party with Palestinians in a nightclub:

They have now been disciplined, rather than commended…[…]

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WATCH: Clegg Bans Cops From Twerking

With the Syria crisis obviously now resolved, the Deputy Prime Minister moved onto the next big issue of the day during Call Clegg on LBC this morning:

Twerking and grinding is not something for a British Police Officer.”

He’s […]

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Charles Clarke says Cameron is the most successful PM for over a century…

“Under Margaret Thatcher the Conservatives gained 99 seats. They lost 211 under John Major, gained one under William Hague, quickly and wisely got rid of Ian Duncan-Smith, gained 32 under Michael Howard and have so far gained 133 under David Cameron who, to the great surprise of many (including senior Conservatives), has turned out to be the most electorally successful Tory leader since 1900.”

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