WATCH: Naked Whitehall Statue Man

Naked Whitehall statue man has finally climbed down after mounting the Duke of Cambridge statue:

A Friday afternoon laugh if ever there was one…

Quiet Man Turns Up Volume

“Never underestimate the determination of a quiet man”.

Or rather never underestimate the power of the last word…

WATCH: Guido App Tutorial

As modelled on the new Google Nexus 4, out today.

The Android native app can be downloaded hereFor all other devices you can download it here

WATCH: Nadine’s Bug Burial

An adamant Nads insisted she could handle being trapped in a coffin with 3,000 cockroaches and 5,000 crickets before her bug burial last night, telling viewers: “I’ve got to deliver. Got to win. Nothing’s going to stop me doing it“. Much to Guido’s disappointment she lasted for only four of the ten minutes required to win the challenge. All those people voted for her and then she left half way through…

Nadine has a chance to redeem herself this evening as she prepares to dine on something unpleasant. At least she’s winning the popular vote…

Video via ITV.

WATCH: Watson Opens Up About Unrequited Love

Let it never be said that romance is dead…

US Think Tank Channels Farage in Attack Ad

 

It seems the US election was just the beginning of the fight for the Heritage Foundation:

Farage is part of the front-line fightback…

Via @JohnRentoul

Max Clifford Accuses Former Tory Minister
Says Alan Clark Interfered With Underage Girls

This explosive video from a few years ago has re-surfaced on the internet. He who knows where all the bodies are buried, the tabloid publicist Max Clifford, names Alan Clark as one of the alleged Tory paedophiles. Boasting  about how he made the Harkesses a lot of money – Valerie the then 57-year-old wife of James Harkess, her daughters Josephine, 34 sister Alison, 36 – for their tale of the seduction of all three by Clark:

“The only slightly serious side about it was he’d actually interfered with those girls from the age of fourteen.”

Clifford goes on to boast that: “I’ve got all the evidence. I’m the one who’s hidden it from the world. I know where everything is and the proof is”Words he may come to regret…

Will this appear in the tabloids? Don’t count on it, Max is close to editors. He trades stories with them, suppressing stories about a clients who wants to keep secrets for a stories about clients who wants the limelight. Max has plenty he wants to keep hidden…

Video: Election 2012 Funnies

Via BBC

Video: Boris Calls Hecklers “Lefty T***ers”

Well said that man…

Via ITV

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Video: The People’s EU Withdrawal Bill Debated in Parliament

Today history was made as the first-ever crowd-sourced Bill was debated in Parliament. The majority of 5,000 readers of this website voted for Douglas Carswell to propose Britain to withdraw from the European Union, and today Carswell stood up in […]

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Video: Halloween Dave

The stuff of nightmares. All other videos by the Poke are off-limits in the Guy Newsroom today…[…]

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