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WATCH: Mrs Mad Al’s Clueless on Labour Schools Policy

Mad Alastair Campbell might have scuppered his other half’s chances of making it as an MP, though in all honesty she probably had that covered by herself. Left-wing education campaigner Fiona Millar says she hasn’t got a clue what Labour’s schools policy is. Hardly a glowing reference from the worst MP Hampstead never had…

WATCH: Labour to Abstain on EU Referendum Vote

Full details here.

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WATCH: Parliament of Whores Music Video

Think politicians are whores to vested interests? Want to see a rock video with Cameron, Osborne, Clegg, Vince Cable, the two Eds and Alex Salmond dressed as cheap hookers? Look no further than this new classic from Glasgow-based three-piece Sparrow and the Workshop – The Faster You Spin” – written as they watched Commons debates on TV. “If I had a dime for every time you lied…”

WATCH: Bilderberg Lizard Ken Clarke Answers Urgent Question

On fine form…

WATCH: Sky News: Tim Yeo Reported to Met Police

Via @liarpoliticians

FLASHBACK: Watch Guido v Yeo on Newsnight

On Newsnight back in 2010, Guido accused disgraced Tim Yeo of using House of Commons banqueting facilities to wine and dine a group of environmental investors, while at the same time raising money for AFC Energy, a company of which he is the chairman. “That’s an absolutely outrageous allegation” came his particularly amusing reply. Three years later, mixing politics and business comes back to haunt him…

WATCH: Alex Jones Meltdown on Sunday Politics

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Watch: Tim Yeo Stung By Sunday Times Offered To Be £7,000-a-Day Advocate and Lobby Government

It’s all over for Tim Yeo. The Energy and Climate Change select committee chairman has been stung by the Sunday Times, offering to become a paid advocate for a fake firm for £7,000-a-day.

“The reporters approached Yeo posing as representatives of a solar energy company offering to hire him as a paid advocate to push for new laws to boost its business for a fee of £7,000 a day. 
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Mercer Feared Guido Would Get Him Again Wet Blanket Standards Commissioner Least of Crook’s Worries

As disgraced cash-for-questions Tory Patrick Mercer plotted his dodgy Fiji deal, there was one thing concerning him above all else:

“Do you know the website Guido Fawkes? Guido Fawkes will be all over this. Like a dose of clap. He really will.

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WATCH: Scottish Tory Leader Car Crash Interview

Not the finest hour for the Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson. Asked about referendums and leadership challenges the former BBC journalist seems to have forgotten her TV training. Fairly painful viewing…[…]

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WATCH: ConHome Executive Editor Plays ITV’s The Chase

“Head of media relations and archaeologist”… […]

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WATCH: Miliband Dodges Tax Question

He says that Labour will pay tax on their dividends, but that wasn’t the question was it Ed? The key point is that John Mills avoids paying tax himself by giving the money to the party in shares. For some reason Miliband dodged that.[…]

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WATCH: Boris Thanks Coulson for the “Career Advice”

And sticks it to Dave, who he is “absolutely increasingly confident” will win in 2015. He sounds it…[…]

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WATCH: ‘Anonymous’ Launch Operation EDL

“We will begin the systematic and comprehensive dissemination of your cult. We will further expose your falsities and your attempts to censor, to your members, to the British public, and to the world as a whole. You will fall, we can say this with complete confidence.

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