WATCH: Ed’s Big Break

Ed has been down the pub for a pint and a game of pool with the Daily Star. After a gruelling battle that went right down to the wire, the Labour leader had the chance to seize victory. And bottled it…

Adding his name to a long list of politicians who have failed at sport:

It also took him an hour to see off his pint…

WATCH: Gary and Dave in Happier Times

“It does help having an internationally renowned pop star with you, I must remember to take one with me everywhere I go.”

“Got your lipstick mark still on my coffee cup…”

WATCH: Dougie Alexander Gets Brutally Brillo’d

WATCH: Labour Release Another Clegg Attack Video

Labour have realeased another video attacking the party on 9% in the polls rather than the party that will likely beat them on the 22nd. Guido would love to see what secret polls Dougie Alexander is looking at that show a pending LibDem resurgence. Something must explain his obsession. Still, it’s better than the last one…

Cock Up Gives Ed Donations Space

Tory MP Henry Smith should read Guido more carefully. His Point of Order this morning claimed “it has been reported that the party opposite has received significant donations from AstraZeneca as a company” and that Miliband failed to declare this at PMQs. The Speaker correctly replied that party donations would not be a matter for individual members to declare in the House.

Yet, as Guido revealed yesterday, the donation was actually from an AstraZeneca board member, rather than the company, and was made to Miliband personally, not to the party. If this had been raised as the Point of Order Bercow would surely have required the Labour leader to clarify…

WATCH: Caller Calls Clegg a Suit Wearing Lunatic

The Deputy Prime Minister fielded a call on knife crime from a Paul Whitehouse impressionist on LBC this morning:

“How are elderly people meant to sleep in their beds when they’ve got lunatics in suits like him who are looking after this country? You created these momsters out there, you like it. You’ve got all your lawyer mates all earning money out of it, the system. Helping all the criminals, Clegg.”

Sobering stuff.

WATCH: Boris’ Non-Denial Denial on 2015 Run

A smiling Boris swerved the question on whether or not he would stand for parliament in 2015 on LBC:

BJ: “The chances of me being Prime Minister…”

NF: “That’s not quite the question. What about Boris two jobs Johnson?”

BJ: “The job of Mayor of London is the best in British politics.”

Will he ever be PM?

BJ: “It’s not going to happen.”

NF: “Ever?”

BJ: “Of course not.”

Roll on 2020…

WATCH: Bibi Rants Against Selfies

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared the death of the selfie, railing against our enslavement at the hands of our smartphones:

“What do you get out of all these pictures? What do you do with it? I mean, what exactly do you do with it? You took the picture, what happens now?

“I don’t understand this new world, everybody’s taking pictures. When do they have time to live? They’re taking pictures all the time. Only taking pictures, that’s all they do. Pictures, pictures, pictures.

I’m the only person here without all these electronic devices and I’m a free man. You’re all slaves! You’re slaves to your gadgets! You’re slaves!”

How many of us are slaves to Twitter…

Via Times of Israel.

WATCH: Clifford Arrives for Sentencing

Max Clifford has arrived at court to find out whether or not he is going down:

“It’s not the best day of my life is it?”

Stay tuned…[…]

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GUY NEWS: Ed Isn’t Listening to a Word His Gurus Say

First David Axelrod destroys Ed’s flagship energy price freeze by saying controls will lead to blackouts, now Lord Glasman offers his advice on rent caps:

“We’ve really got to get out of this idea that capping something is going

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WATCH: Farage Egged

“It was almost deposited”, say the BBC.

Via @liarpoliticians.

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Bad Bercow’s Boorish Backbench Behaviour

The handbags were out at PMQs as the Speaker got very angry with Dave and his rowdy Tories. Critics of Bercow note that back when he was a backbencher he was hardly a wallflower himself. This video of a Commons […]

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