WATCH Crack Smoking Toronto Mayor On Going Down

“Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek, I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.”

Puts Boris quips in the shade…

WATCH: Paxo “Tattoo” Tops Dimbleby

Guido is enjoying Newsnight’s “and finally” gimmicks…

WATCH: Bad Nads Says Sorry

Over in 21 seconds…

Via @liarpoliticians.

WATCH: Ed Miliband’s Dad Killed My Kitten

Via Spectator.

WATCH: Owen Jones: “I’m a Commie Hater of Britain”

Well he got one thing right.

Via @liarpoliticians.

Kirsty Wark’s Halloween Thriller

Mwahahahaaa…

Guy News: Tristram Hunt v Jeremy Paxman Thick of It Special

What qualifications does Tristram have to go on Newsnight?

WATCH: Gordon Brown Forgets He is an MP

Gordon Brown, speaking to Mishal Husain and the Queen of Jordan in Qatar today, reveals he sees himself as an “ex-politician”. Someone should tell the people of Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath…

WATCH: The Way We Do Things in the European Parliament

A typical day in the European Parliament as MEPs get ready for a vote. But there is a problem. One MEP stands up and explains that the room has no idea what it is voting on, as they haven’t yet […]

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WATCH: Lobbyist Lunches with Politicians

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Just as in D.C., if you go to the more expensive Westminster restaurants any day of the week you will see this same ritual being played out. The taxpayers usually end up paying the bill…[…]

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WATCH: Mitchell ‘Has Said Pleb Before’

Back when plebgate blew up Mitchell was adamant he would never dream of using that word: “I think most people who know me know I would not use words like pleb or moron in describing anyone”. Well one person […]

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WATCH: Jo Swinson’s Finest Hour

By some distance. Afriyie’s face was a classic.

Via @liarpoliticians.

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“Under Margaret Thatcher the Conservatives gained 99 seats. They lost 211 under John Major, gained one under William Hague, quickly and wisely got rid of Ian Duncan-Smith, gained 32 under Michael Howard and have so far gained 133 under David Cameron who, to the great surprise of many (including senior Conservatives), has turned out to be the most electorally successful Tory leader since 1900.”

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