GUY NEWS SPECIAL: Would You Really Vote for the LibDems?

The LibDems yesterday released an attack video highlighting all the loony things UKIP members have said. But the record of Clegg’s own MPs and councillors is nothing to be proud of either. Would you really vote for these people?

Well, would you?

SPEAKER WATCH: Bercow Calls Fabbers a “Silly Man”

Dissent will not be tolerated. The Speaker didn’t want to take Michael Fabricant’s intervention at Welsh questions this morning, because apparently he is a “silly man”. Quite a bunfight:

Not very parliamentary…

Farage: I’d Do a Deal With Dave

The Sun cabbie is back to grill each party leader ahead of the Euros. Today he has Nigel Farage in the back of his cab, and got him to commit to doing a deal with David Cameron if the numbers mean they could deliver a referendum:

Watch the Sun cabbie’s interview with Nigel Farage in full HERE.

“After the next election, if we find ourselves in the same position as Clegg did in 2010, I’ve got one priority. One pressing priority. That is, no mucking about, the people of this country have to have in short order a full, free and fair referendum so that we can decide whether we govern our own country or leave it to the people of Brussels to make all our rules. It’s not coalition that interests me, but doing deals on certain things to achieve outcomes, particularly that, does.

He must have seen the polls…

Handy-Cock in the Priory for Last 3 Months

As the BBC state, can the disgraced LibDem really serve as a MP and councillor from the loony bin?

Vid via Scrapbook

WATCH: Ed’s Big Break

Ed has been down the pub for a pint and a game of pool with the Daily Star. After a gruelling battle that went right down to the wire, the Labour leader had the chance to seize victory. And bottled it…

Adding his name to a long list of politicians who have failed at sport:

It also took him an hour to see off his pint…

WATCH: Gary and Dave in Happier Times

“It does help having an internationally renowned pop star with you, I must remember to take one with me everywhere I go.”

“Got your lipstick mark still on my coffee cup…”

WATCH: Dougie Alexander Gets Brutally Brillo’d

WATCH: Labour Release Another Clegg Attack Video

Labour have realeased another video attacking the party on 9% in the polls rather than the party that will likely beat them on the 22nd. Guido would love to see what secret polls Dougie Alexander is looking at that show a pending LibDem resurgence. Something must explain his obsession. Still, it’s better than the last one…

Cock Up Gives Ed Donations Space

Tory MP Henry Smith should read Guido more carefully. His Point of Order this morning claimed “it has been reported that the party opposite has received significant donations from AstraZeneca as a company” and that Miliband failed to declare this […]

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WATCH: Caller Calls Clegg a Suit Wearing Lunatic

The Deputy Prime Minister fielded a call on knife crime from a Paul Whitehouse impressionist on LBC this morning:

“How are elderly people meant to sleep in their beds when they’ve got lunatics in suits like him who are looking 

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WATCH: Boris’ Non-Denial Denial on 2015 Run

A smiling Boris swerved the question on whether or not he would stand for parliament in 2015 on LBC:

BJ: “The chances of me being Prime Minister…”

NF: “That’s not quite the question. What about Boris two jobs Johnson?”

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WATCH: Bibi Rants Against Selfies

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared the death of the selfie, railing against our enslavement at the hands of our smartphones:

“What do you get out of all these pictures? What do you do with it? I mean, what

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