Kirsty Wark’s Halloween Thriller

Mwahahahaaa…

Guy News: Tristram Hunt v Jeremy Paxman Thick of It Special

What qualifications does Tristram have to go on Newsnight?

WATCH: Gordon Brown Forgets He is an MP

Gordon Brown, speaking to Mishal Husain and the Queen of Jordan in Qatar today, reveals he sees himself as an “ex-politician”. Someone should tell the people of Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath…

WATCH: The Way We Do Things in the European Parliament

A typical day in the European Parliament as MEPs get ready for a vote. But there is a problem. One MEP stands up and explains that the room has no idea what it is voting on, as they haven’t yet been given a chance to read the alterations to the amendments about to be passed. The response?

“This is the way we do things here.”

Of course it is.

WATCH: Lobbyist Lunches with Politicians

lobbyist-corruption

Just as in D.C., if you go to the more expensive Westminster restaurants any day of the week you will see this same ritual being played out. The taxpayers usually end up paying the bill…

WATCH: Mitchell ‘Has Said Pleb Before’

Back when plebgate blew up Mitchell was adamant he would never dream of using that word: “I think most people who know me know I would not use words like pleb or moron in describing anyone”. Well one person who does know him says different:

MP: “I’d heard him use that word in private conversation, the pleb word I mean. I didn’t believe he could have used it at the gates.”

AN: “You’d heard him use it in private conversations?”

MP: “I think I did… but not in a bad context…”

Well this is awkward.

Via @liarpoliticians.

WATCH: Jo Swinson’s Finest Hour

By some distance. Afriyie’s face was a classic.

Via @liarpoliticians.

FT’s Lex: It Is True Ed’s Green Initiatives Raising Bills


In an interview today with the FT Ed Miliband denied as untrue claims that rising energy bills are in part a consequence of his time as energy secretary, when Green Ed put through the 2008 Climate Change Act – which set carbon reduction targets for the UK and raised green taxes. The FT’s influential Lex columnist in the video above says “it is true”.

Guy News Special: Westminster Dog of the Year Show!

Westminster may have 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one…[…]

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WATCH: Fallon’s Taxing Energy Interview

Eamonn Holmes had Michael Fallon squirming in his seat when the Energy minister tried to get away with saying energy taxes were less than half the actual figure this morning:

Safe hands dropping the ball…

Vid via @liarpoliticians.

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Wrong Trousers, Gromit!

Ed Miliband was at the Pride of Britain awards last night and confessed to wearing white trousers and a dodgy v-neck in the eighties.

That could have gone a lot worse…

Video via ITV

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WATCH: Alastair Campbell’s Demeaning of Politics

“The way he bullied and lied his way across our political life do more to lower the tone of political life, our public life, than anybody else…”[…]

+ READ MORE +



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