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WATCH: Blair on Miliband

Uncle Tony says Ed’s speech today “is a defining moment. It’s bold and it’s strong… I should have done it when I was leader”.

The photo of himself on the mantelpiece behind him is a nice touch…

WATCH: Len McCluskey Shouts "Rubbish" at Ed Miliband

This was just after Ed Miliband got elected…

WATCH: Wharton Bill Wins Second Reading 304-0

The ayes to the right 304, the noes to the left zero…

WATCH: Ed Talks Tough With Red Len

Guido will bet he is less tough in private when he is begging for cash. Unite has given the Labour Party £8.4 million since they put Ed in charge. An astonishing amount to give when according to their own leaked internal documents, Unite themselves estimate only 35% to 40% of their members voted for Labour in 2010

He’s huffing and puffing…

WATCH: Hague’s Highlights

James Wharton gave an assured performance on his big day, though it was William Hague who delivered the killer blows:

 Poor wee Dougie.

WATCH: Dave’s McClusterf**k Highlights

See also: WATCH: McClusterf**k

WATCH: Labour MP Simon Danczuk Duffs Up Owen Jones

Labour wars on today’s Daily Politics as rising star Simon Danczuk went for Owen Jones. He doesn’t like it up him:

Fight…

H/T @liarpoliticians

WATCH: Neo-Guido v Owen Jones Spending Review Debate

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Tory Uproar as Labour’s Toby Perkins “Flipped Osborne Finger”

Watch closely for the reaction of the PM and the Tory benches as Osborne asks Labour about their spending plans. Cameron’s face turns to shock as he and a number of other Tories point towards Labour MP Toby Perkins, sitting on the third row.[…]

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WATCH: Labour Councillor: I Had Sex With Alien Aged 6

Readers will remember Simon Parkes, the Labour councillor who claims he fathered a lovechild with an alien. Today he told This Morning he lost his virginity to an extra-terrestrial holograph aged 6. Apparently she appeared as the woman from the Fry’s Turkish delight advert…[…]

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WATCH: Money-Grabbing MEPs Exposed

Great work from Dutch journalist Tom Staal, who has exposed the shameless MEPs turning up to claim their €300 allowance at the European Parliament only to leave without doing any work. Every British man, woman and child makes a net contribution of €74.53 to the EU a year.

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WATCH: Jeffrey Joke Falls Flat

Labour’s Anas Sarwar becomes the first to make a Jeffrey joke in the House, no doubt to the annoyance of many a bookie. He could have at least made it funny…[…]

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WATCH: Treasury Playdays

Learn with George as he explains how he will “help people who work hard and want to get on” at next Wednesday’s spending round. A helpful piece of taxpayer-funded Tory propaganda. Osborne spells it out very slowly for Ed Balls…[…]

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Rennard Scandal: Former Clegg SpAd Bridget Harris Speaks Out

10 years ago when Bridget Harris was working at the Welsh Assembly, Lord Rennard, then Liberal Democrat chief executive made a series of unwanted advances towards her which she described as “furtive, obtrusive and upsetting”. […]

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Owen Smith backs one hour contracts but wants to abolish zero hours contracts:

“You need to give people a contract to say, ‘here’s what you will be working’. It could be one, but I’m saying it shouldn’t be zero, we should invert that emphasis.”

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