WATCH: Royal Baby Taiwanese Style

Well that was different…

WATCH: Brillo Ridicules Chukapedia

Brillo had a lot of fun at Chuka’s expense with his mocked up Daily Politics mug Wikipedia page this lunchtime.

Harrison’s face rivalled the old classic…

See also: WATCH: Dave Trashes Chukapedia

WATCH: Gobby Meets Aussie

For those readers unfamiliar with Gobby, the BBC have helpfully profiled their attack dog here.

WATCH: Daily Politics Week in 60 Seconds

WATCH: Blair on Miliband

Uncle Tony says Ed’s speech today “is a defining moment. It’s bold and it’s strong… I should have done it when I was leader”.

The photo of himself on the mantelpiece behind him is a nice touch…

WATCH: Len McCluskey Shouts "Rubbish" at Ed Miliband

This was just after Ed Miliband got elected…

WATCH: Wharton Bill Wins Second Reading 304-0

The ayes to the right 304, the noes to the left zero…

WATCH: Ed Talks Tough With Red Len

Guido will bet he is less tough in private when he is begging for cash. Unite has given the Labour Party £8.4 million since they put Ed in charge. An astonishing amount to give when according to their own leaked internal documents, Unite themselves estimate only 35% to 40% of their members voted for Labour in 2010

He’s huffing and puffing…

WATCH: Hague’s Highlights

James Wharton gave an assured performance on his big day, though it was William Hague who delivered the killer blows:

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WATCH: Dave’s McClusterf**k Highlights

See also: WATCH: McClusterf**k[…] Read the rest

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WATCH: Labour MP Simon Danczuk Duffs Up Owen Jones

Labour wars on today’s Daily Politics as rising star Simon Danczuk went for Owen Jones. He doesn’t like it up him:

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WATCH: Neo-Guido v Owen Jones Spending Review Debate

Via Sky/Yahoo.
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Tory Uproar as Labour’s Toby Perkins “Flipped Osborne Finger”

Watch closely for the reaction of the PM and the Tory benches as Osborne asks Labour about their spending plans. Cameron’s face turns to shock as he and a number of other Tories point towards Labour MP Toby Perkins, sitting on the third row.[…] Read the rest

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WATCH: Labour Councillor: I Had Sex With Alien Aged 6

Readers will remember Simon Parkes, the Labour councillor who claims he fathered a lovechild with an alien. Today he told This Morning he lost his virginity to an extra-terrestrial holograph aged 6. Apparently she appeared as the woman from the Fry’s Turkish delight advert…[…] Read the rest

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WATCH: Money-Grabbing MEPs Exposed

Great work from Dutch journalist Tom Staal, who has exposed the shameless MEPs turning up to claim their €300 allowance at the European Parliament only to leave without doing any work. Every British man, woman and child makes a net contribution of €74.53 to the EU a year.

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WATCH: Jeffrey Joke Falls Flat

Labour’s Anas Sarwar becomes the first to make a Jeffrey joke in the House, no doubt to the annoyance of many a bookie. He could have at least made it funny…[…] Read the rest

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