WATCH: UKIP Rap (If You Dare)

Via @davidcoburnukip

WATCH: Boris Fails IQ Test

Well this morning’s Call Boris on LBC could hardly have gone any worse. Who could have predicted that Nick Ferrari would ambush him with an IQ test? Not the Mayor, it seems:

He didn’t fare much better on tube ticket prices either:

No one could have seen that coming.

WATCH: Mitchell Plebgate Presser

Via @liarpoliticians

WATCH: Nigella’s Special Ingredient

WATCH: Sports Minister Who Knows Nothing About Sport

Five questions, five wrong answers. Perhaps Helen Grant should spend a little less time sorting out her expenses and a little more time on her job…

WATCH: Rob Ford: The Movie

Via teh internetz.

WATCH: Another Day, Another Rob Ford Apology

Fire up the autotune.

WATCH Crack Smoking Toronto Mayor On Going Down

“Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek, I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.”

Puts Boris quips in the shade…

WATCH: Paxo “Tattoo” Tops Dimbleby

Guido is enjoying Newsnight’s “and finally” gimmicks…[…]

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WATCH: Bad Nads Says Sorry

Over in 21 seconds…

Via @liarpoliticians.

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WATCH: Ed Miliband’s Dad Killed My Kitten

Via Spectator.

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WATCH: Owen Jones: “I’m a Commie Hater of Britain”

Well he got one thing right.

Via @liarpoliticians.

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