Norman Smith Drops the C-Bomb

Oops…

Where is the #EdStone?

Top. Men.

Via Rob Hutton

Prince Charles Gets Crick’d!

Watch Charles’ aide, the woman on the left, grab the microphone as it kicks off…

UPDATE: Guido understands the Charles aide who took Crick’s microphone cover is Kristina Kyriacou, who used to advise Cheryl Cole. Her nickname, given to her by Gary Barlow, is “The Colonel”.

UPDATE II: Kyriacou also directed Gordon Brown’s ‘No to Knives’ coalition.

Meanwhile, in Ibiza…

The Milibands have been spotted having it large.

Cabinet Filmed For the First Time

Unprecedented footage as Dave lets the cameras into Number 10 to film Cabinet for the first time…

And here they all are…

David Miliband Twists Knife Into Ed

“Both in 2010 and 2015, Gordon and then Ed allowed themselves to be portrayed as moving backwards from the principles of aspiration and inclusion…

Either we build on what Labour achieved after 1997 and we have a chance to succeed, or we abandon it and we fail.”

On his relationship with Ed:

“I’ve always said you remain brothers for life and that’s something that has to be kept.”

Loving words…

Russell Brand: Absolute Twat

Taiwanese Hot Take: Election Special

About as insightful as the polls…

Farage Takes on Loony Lefty Protesters in Ramsgate

Nige offers a very shouty man accusing UKIP of being homophobic a meeting with the UKIP LGBT chairman. He declines…[…]

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Dave’s Personal Jag Follows Tory Battle Bus

Just as his driver used to carry his shoes and briefcase. In his defence, it’s for security reasons…[…]

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#WifeBeaters4Labour #Doggers4Labour #Smackheads4Labour

Stan Collymore, Russell Brand, Steve Coogan.

Do celebs help or hinder parties?[…]

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LibDem Women’s Manifesto

It’s a parody…[…]

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Quote of the Day

Mary Creagh’s coded attack on Ed Miliband…

‘I want the country to be united behind a single vision, we aren’t going to do it by sort of having a Rubik’s Cube approach to politics’. 

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