This week’s Guy News is just being wrapped up – listen out for the funky new original theme tune.

Since Newsnight have taken off-line last night’s ding-dong between Guido and Tim Yeo, the pink lap-top expensing green profiteer, we’ll bring you the highlights ourselves. Guy News will also be looking at the less than smooth presentation of Tory policies and focusing on the biggest liar in politics this week.

If you don’t subscribe to the Guidogram, you’ll have to wait until next week…

… to thousands of subscribers, it is free and this week Dale won’t be putting the Guy News video on his blog before Monday.  This week we look at the Chancellor’s fibs and go inside the CCHQ Digital Media War Room.  Unless you subscribe you’ll have to wait until next week…

This weeks Guy News is a blockbuster, it is going out to Guidogram subscribers this afternoon as soon as Emily Nomates gets back from the pub. It is free to subscribe – thousands have already and that is why more people watch Guy News than WebCameron…

Don’t miss Hoon, Hewitt, Hilton, Harman and another bash at Nick Robinson…

The Guy News TV broadcast is only available to Guidogram subscribers this weekend.  We sent Tory Bear to report back from Copenhagen and Tripoli, Emily Nomates went to glamorous Hendon to report on the expense claims of London’s most expensive MP, Andrew Dismore.  We also replay that moment of zen between Brillo and Michael White.

Guido, as ever, tells you about his week behind the blog.  Subscribe – thousands already have:

The Guy News broadcast is only available to Guidogram subscribers this weekend. This week we report on Murdoch’s real importance to Bad Al Campbell, Emily Nomates has a special Guidorama report on the rise  of civil liberties hooliganism, politicians on drugs and some lobby music.

Guido also tells you about his week behind the blog.  Subscribe – thousands already have:

In the week we celebrate the Fall of the Wall (more in this coming week’s Guidogram) the covers of our political weeklies are worth comparing.  The Speccie reveals and condemns Soviet agents at the highest levels of the Labour Party.  The New Statesman glories in a cover with a flattering (old) picture of the communist tyrant Fidel Castro.  On the inside is a feature on his allegedly ‘popular’ variant of socialism.  So popular is Castro’s socialism that he has turned the island into a prison, locked up dangerous poets, not held an election in half a century and jailed dissident democrats.  No mention in the article of the people who to attempt to flee to Miami on floats made out of car tyres or the level of destitution to which the country has been reduced.  Perhaps Castro is popular in the same way that the Staggers is ‘popular’.   Up to date ABC circulation figures are no longer available, but the suspicion is that since they have got rid of the adult political reporters the weekly circulation has gone below 20,000 – less than the daily readership of this blog.  Online data  since the beginning of the year shows the relative downward trend:

Perhaps if it was more in the real world politically – the latest claim is that the Chief Rabbi of Poland is a Tory stooge – the downward trend of the Staggers might be arrested.  Perhaps they are hoping, vainly in Guido’s view, that a change of government will boost circulation…

Notice that the Mail on Sunday and The Times followed up on the story broken first on Guy News of the lewd Labour MP and Nadine Dorries.  Guidogram subscribers knew first and got the “behind the blog” back story of last week.

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The Guy News broadcast is only available to Guidogram subscribers this weekend.  In it we report on the guys who went to parliament this November fifth and Guido will also tell you about his week from behind the blog.  Gossip?  Well if you want to know the name of that Labour MP who revolted Nadine Dorries with his lurid fantasy you’ll just have to subscribe.  Thousands already have…

You could have seen this at the beginning of the weekend rather than the Monday after it, if only you had subscribed to the Guidogram…

The best surprise is towards the end…

To get this week’s Guy News broadcast, click on the link in the Guidogram. It is a Halloween special and we have a Westminster shaggy dog story.  Guido also has a surprise word with one of the political living dead – Damian McBride.  Well it was a surprise to him.  Listen in…

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