… As Guido is nursing his hangover from last night’s readers’ party. His memory is slightly hazy, but there are a few things he can remember, remember from this fifth of November’s gunpowder treason and plot…
As the sun set in Westminster, one mysterious figure was spotted heading towards parliament wheeling behind him a suspicious looking barrel:
… As co-conspirators studied plans of parliament in the cellar of the Red Lion:
There was a heavy police presence:
While Boris was the star turn at Guido’s awards party two weeks back, last night Jo Johnson followed his brother:
Either Guido had a bizarre dream, or outside Vivienne Westwood was turned away by the cops. No hippies allowed.
It was the kind of party where the high priests of privatisation from the Adam Smith Institute were arguing amiably over a drink with the Cooperative Party’s policy gurus. Guido’s favourite moment was Miliband’s policy guru Lord (Stewart) Wood and Labour’s head of spin Bob Roberts walking into the crowd of co-conspirators and bolting when asked for selfies. See you next year…