Balls Out

Balls finally leaves the dance-floor, to acclaim…

Russian Embassy Hosting Digital Hacking Event

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With all the controversy about Wikileaks and the hacking of Hillary and the DNC this invitation is certainly appropriate. Russia’s London Ambassador, Alexander Yakovenko, is really spoiling trolling us with his pre-Christmas cocktail¬†party’s topic for discussion,¬†“Hacking the Algorithm”. Maybe guests should leave their smartphones¬†at home…

Balls Camper Than Panto

Beginning to think he is going to win…

Glitter Balls Lives On

Those are the moves that helped him go through to the next round.

All those annoying hand jives on the frontbench, turns out were useful practice…

End of the Party for the Telegraph

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For the first time in recent memory there will be no Telegraph party at Tory conference. Traditionally the Torygraph bash¬†has one of the more exclusive guestlists – Dave and George used¬†to show up, Philip Hammond was once turned away – this year they’ve canned the whole thing. Sticking five figures behind the bar so execs can get¬†sloshed with¬†the Cabinet wouldn’t be a good look in a year when they’ve laid off so many journalists. Shame, the Facebook live stream would¬†have gone totes viral…

Campaign Takes Credit Where None Due

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The popularity of e-cigarettes is seeing a seismic shift away from burning tobacco – smoking is down to 16.9% or 1 in 6 adults. Deborah Arnott, the fanatical ¬£160,000-a-year chief executive of the taxpayer-funded pressure group Action on Smoking and Health (ASH), still has to continue justifying her taxpayer subsidy. Arnott credits the¬†continuing decline in smoking prevalence to among other things “getting rid of glitzy tobacco packaging”. ¬†Just a small point of order, this hasn’t happened yet, cigarette packaging is still branded…

Come On a Westminster Pub Crawl

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WikiGuido takes you on a pub crawl through SW1 for Spectator Life, your essential guide to¬†who drinks where among¬†Westminster’s best and worst¬†watering holes. Read it here. Hic.

Corbyn Loves an After-Work Drinks Session With the Lads

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Teetotal Jeremy Corbyn’s latest policy to win the support of traditional working class Labour voters is that after-work drinks are sexist. Jez reckons¬†“early evening socialisation discriminates against mothers”. The photo above shows him at an after-work drinks party he hosted for Lobby journalists which went on from 6pm until 9pm. His top aide Seumas Milne even stayed out boozing with the lads. Not many women in that photo…

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Turns out Jezza is quite a fan of going down the pub. Here he is singing the Red Flag with his blokey mates in footage captured by Russia Today. And here he is at Westminster’s Sanctuary pub addressing a boozy crowd. Can you spot any mothers?¬†

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Not many women in this photo of Jez at the pub with his brother, either:

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Maybe he has a point…

Act That Tried to Ban “Poppers” Bites

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Crispin Blunt will be breathing a sigh of relief today, as figures released by the Home Office reveal the Psychoactive Substances Act stopped¬†332¬†“headshops” selling the contraband and shutdown 24 altogether, with 186 arrests. The act gained notoriety earlier this¬†year when it was revealed that the government was to attempt a blanket ban on then “legal highs”, including popular “poppers”.[…] Read the rest

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Jamie Oliver’s Sugary, Fatty Advertising Hypocrisy

Fresh from celebrating¬†the sugar tax while¬†hawking his own sickly sweet recipes, Jamie Oliver today announced that he was “in shock” over the government’s new obesity strategy. In a hand-wringing Facebook post, the once-naked chef complained:

“Where are the actions on irresponsible advertising targeted at our children, and the restrictions on junk food promotions?”

“Junk food promotions” like this Taste the Difference advert from when Oliver was in a deal with Sainsbury’s estimated to be worth between ¬£1-2 million per year?[…] Read the rest

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Gun Totin’ MI6 Spy Boss Daughter’s Musical Remain Endorsement

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Corrine Sawers, the Remainer pop-video director with a star wailing that she “don’t want to be dancing on my own”, might be more familiar to Guido readers as the gold Kalshnikov wielding daughter of former MI6 spy chief Sir John Sawers.[…] Read the rest

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Corbyn’s Brother Hopes He Votes Leave

One man stole the show at the after-party for the premiere of Brexit: The Movie,¬†Jeremy Corbyn’s brother Piers. Guido shared a beer and a laugh with the Labour leader’s climate change¬†sceptic, Brexit-backing sibling, who explained that Jezza is a “long-term Eurosceptic” who “has been voting with Graham Stringer [the Labour Outer] for years”, but¬†is now in “party management mode“.[…] Read the rest

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Cameron Watches Glasto on TV in June “In Front of a Warm Fire”

Glastonbury is in June. Maybe he records it and watches it at Christmas…[…] Read the rest

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Sad-Disco Sausage Fest

Young Labour activists were promised some night fever on Friday evening as their mayoral candidate vowed to cut some shapes at a “Sadisqco” party¬†at Bankside. Yet just eight people had turned up by the time Khan arrived. All of them blokes.[…] Read the rest

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Another U-Turn: Poppers Unbanned

Victory for Crispin Blunt as Home Office minister Karen Bradley confirms that the government no longer considers poppers a psychoactive drug:

“I understand that the Council has now advanced its understanding of the psychoactivity of the alkyl nitrites group under the Act and concluded that only substances that directly stimulate or depress the central nervous system are psychoactive under the Act.

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Leadsom and Mordaunt Woo Outers Over Wine

Since he declared¬†for Leave the odds on Boris joining Osborne in a leadership final have shortened, with¬†ambitious colleagues¬†jostling for position. Andrea Leadsom and Penny Mordaunt have both previously been tipped to mount leadership bids, they are both Outers who help run¬†the intriguing¬†‘Fresh Start’ group of Tory MPs.[…] Read the rest

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