Hollande’s Calais Threat to British Voters

Earlier a French minister threatened to end border controls in Calais if Britain votes to Leave, now Hollande is making empty ultimatums to British voters. Asked specifically about what would happen to Calais border controls post-Brexit, Hollande warned:

“I don’t want to scare you. I just want to say the truth. There will be consequences if the United Kingdom is to leave the EU… I don’t want to give you catastrophic scenarios, but there will be consequences … especially in the way we handle the situation in terms of immigration. There is no solution where there is no consequences.”

Cameron just stands there and smiles. Does Hollande really think British voters are going to be threatened by a Miliband-loving, triple-dipping, pint-sized French socialist philanderer?

Political Prisoners to Be Freed in Liberated Venezuela

Two weeks after the centre-right candidate ousted Corbyn-loving Cristina de Kirchner in Argentina, now the left’s darling in the socialist paradise of Venezuela has been trounced in the polls. Nicolas Maduro’s Socialist party has lost control of the National Assembly, with the opposition gaining 99 seats. The happy results mean that political prisoners caged at the hands of the repressive Maduro regime will finally be released. Owen Jones, Diane Abbott, Grahame Morris, Colin Burgon, Richard Burgon, Tariq Ali, George Galloway, Ken Livingstone, Seumas Milne, Jeremy Corbyn – your boys took one hell of a beating.

In France, final estimates of their regional election results have the Front National in first place on 28%. The ruling socialist grouping slipped to 23.5%, while the right-wing grouping took 27%. Socialism is being rolled back across the world, just in time for Christmas…

Boris Recites La Marseillaise

Guido is off to Wembley. Vive la France!

Paris Attackers: “F***ing Arseholes”

Good rant from John Oliver:

“It is important to remember that nothing about what these arseholes are trying to do is going to work, and I’ll tell you why: If you’re in a war of culture and lifestyle with France – good f*cking luck…” 

Vive la France…

Who Were the Paris Attackers?

Sorry Obama Couldn’t Be Bothered, But Here’s James Taylor

John Kerry reaffirmed his status as international diplomacy’s leading pillock this afternoon with his excruciatingly embarrassing apology to France. After no senior American official could be bothered to attend the unity rally in Paris last week, John Kerry stowed James Taylor in his hand luggage for his visit to the French capital. Taylor was paraded at a press conference to sing “You’ve got a friend…” Which wasn’t at all awkward…

What Would Prime Minister Miliband Be Like?

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Today the French press and social media are convulsed with a hat-related collective “Why is our president an embarrassing jerk?” spasm.

Guido would like to point out that “Hollande” is the French word for “Miliband”…

‘Tis the Eve of St Crispin’s Day, Dave…

On which day, according to Shakespeare, the leader of the English told the herald of the Constable of France:

Come thou no more for ransom, gentle herald:
They shall have none, I swear, but these my joints;
Which if they have as I will leave ’em them,
Shall yield them little, tell the constable.

“…he which hath no stomach to this fight, let him depart…”

Hollibandism Sees Foreign Direct Investment Fall 77%

Hollibandism

The economic numbers coming out of France are horrific, the Wall Street Journal is reporting that new investments by foreign businesses in France fell sharply in 2013 by 77%.  A collapse of international confidence in France…

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City AM Sparks Diplomatic Incident With France

The French Embassy has taken French-born Allister Heath’s column on their government’s failed socialist experiment personally. Since there is definitely nothing else interesting going on in France at the moment, they took the time to condemn the piece […]

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François Hollande Abandons “Milibandism”

In a panicky new year message France’s President François Hollande has pledged to cut public spending, lower taxes and reduce labour costs for businesses in a bid to convince French voters that he is trying to avert le triple dip[…]

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Sun Readers Gave More for Typhoon Haiyan Than France

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