Britain Votes For Brexit

Jean-Claude Juncker, Andrew Cooper, Janan Ganesh, Peter Kellner, Dan Hodges, Sajid Javid, Eddie Izzard, Peter Mandelson, Roland Rudd, Will Straw, Ryan Coetzee, Richard Branson, Sarah Wollaston, Sayeeda Warsi, Barack Obama, Christine Lagarde, Mark Carney, Alan Mak, Tom Newton Dunn… You boys took one helluva beating…


BBC Declares Brexit Winner

History in the making…

Nigel Farage “Dares to Dream” Brexit Victory

“Dare to dream that the dawn is breaking on an independent United Kingdom.”

Guido’s Referendum Best Bits

Relive all your favourite bits from the referendum in one handy video. Let’s hope we can add an alternative ending tomorrow… 

Bob Geldof Boat Passenger Votes Leave


Among those on Bob Geldof’s pro-EU vessel was 21 year-old Remainer Bethany Pickering, who disembarked in disgust at Bob’s w*nker and V-signs at Brexit-backing fishermen. Well, today Bethany has voted. For Leave…

If only every Remain voter could’ve got on a boat with Bob…

Which Brexiteer Are You?

Want to know what Remainer you are? Find out with our quiz here

Stronger In Welcome Anjem Choudary Support

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Good Morning, It’s Referendum Day

The polls are neck and neck, the weather is inclement, all is to play for. Vote Leave, Take Control…

Liz Hurley Backs Brexit

Enough said.[…]


Juncker: No More Reform If You Vote Remain

Juncker says today that there will be no more reform if Britain votes Remain:

“British voters have to know that there will be no kind of renegotiation. 



Which Remainer Are You?



EU to Open New Turkey Membership Talks on June 30


Diplomatic sources tell AFP:

“The EU will open new membership talks with Turkey as planned in a few days, EU diplomatic sources said Wednesday, just as Ankara’s accession becomes a hot-button issue in Britain’s vote on its future in the bloc. 



German Business Chief Calls Possibility of Post-Brexit Barriers “Very, Very Foolish”


Markus Kerber, head of the BDI (Germany’s answer to the CBI), is calling on his country to not risk damaging trade with punitive post-Brexit tariffs.

“Imposing trade barriers, imposing protectionist measures between our two countries – or between the two political centres, the European Union on the one hand and the UK on the other – would be a very, very foolish thing in the 21st century.



PROJECT SNEER: Luvvies Say Leavers are ‘Thick Idiots’

Millionaire comic and achingly right-on Labour moderate Robert Webb has deleted this late-night tweet calling Leave voters “thick people”:


Before clarifying that actually he was only calling half the Wembley audience “stupid“:

Meanwhile Ben Goldacre, the celebrity scientist and Guardian columnist, has written:

“There will be lots and lots of immigration: bad luck if you don’t like that… This is not the fault of the EU… Deal with it.



Turkey “Flabbergasted” By Cameron: “He’s Our Biggest Supporter!”

Chief adviser to the Turkish government Ilnur Chevik was on Newsnight last night, where he expressed surprise that Cameron is now claiming Turkey won’t join the EU:

“We are really, really flabbergasted, let’s put it that way. We thought Mr Cameron was our chief supporter for our quest for European Union membership.



Boris Looks Forward to Independence Day

“If we stand up for democracy, we’ll be sticking up for hundreds of millions of people around Europe who agree with us, who currently have no voice. And if we vote leave, and take back control, I believe that this Thursday will be our countries independence day.” Boris saves the best line until last…[…]


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Quote of the Day

Trump supporter Raheem Kassam responds to Suzanne Evans calling him “far right”:

“We’re going to rise above it. When she goes low, we go high, to quote Michelle Obama.”

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