Ed’s Floppy Farage Power Pat

At least Nige went back to collect his notes…

Survation/Mirror Snap Poll: Miliband Wins

The Rainbow Coalition

Expect the Tories to play this section showing what life would look like under a Miliband government again and again:

Here is Farage accusing Miliband of lying on the NHS:

Chaos, to coin a phrase…

#BBCDebate: Leanne Wood Claims ‘We Spend 6% of Our Budget on Defence’

#BBCDebate: Moment Farage Attacked “Left-Wing” BBC Audience

A bold tactic…

#BBCDebate: Sturgeon Silences Miliband

Both the BBC and Sun ‘worms’ are putting Nicola Sturgeon ahead of Ed Miliband so far. Ed was left gurgling as Sturgeon told him “we need to replace the audience with something better”:

The three left-wing women are ganging up on Ed…

Thursday’s ‘Challenged’ Debate Line-Up

Miliband dodges the bullet of being drawn in the middle for Thursday’s BBC debate. Still not going to be a fun outing… 

Ruth Davidson Batters Jim Murphy in #ScotDebates

 

Jim Murphy was under the cosh during last night’s Scottish Leaders’ Debate, repeatedly mansplaining to Ruth Davidson and Nicola Sturgeon and coming fourth with the Sun’s Twitter worm. This is the moment the Scottish Tory leader pummelled her Labour counterpart on the economy:

RD: “There’s a massive difference between you and me. You crashed the economy and I’m trying to rebuild the economy. That’s the difference between you and me, Jim. You’ve run from your role in the referendum and I’m proud of my role in the referendum. That’s another difference between you and me, Jim.”

JM: “…The growth big growth in the last few years hasn’t been in industries, it’s been in foodbanks.”

RD: “The big growth in the last few years has been in jobs, you had higher unemployment…”

JM: “…There are people out there tonight sitting over their phones who have got zero hours contracts…”

RD: “And 68 of your MP colleagues employ people on zero hours contracts. Have you ever worked on a zero hour contract? Have you ever worked on one? I have.”

There was no snap poll, but Ruth was the resounding winner among the pundits…

Video via @liarpoliticians

#MassDebate #ThugLife

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How Much Did Ed Pay For This Training?

Ed reportedly blew £10,000 a day on Obama’s debate coach before last night. Value for money? […]

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At Last! Dave and Nige Meet

This is the moment after last night’s debate when, for the first time in eight years, Cameron and Farage shook hands:

And off they went into the night…[…]

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Highlights: ‘Say You’re Sorry For Crashing the Economy’

The moment it all went wrong for Ed, punched out by Clegg on the economy…[…]

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