As Huhne wakes this morning after his first night in HMP Wandsworth, click above to see how the papers have covered his downfall. Inside Time, the national newspaper for prisoners, was not immediately available. 

You can watch his mea culpa on Channel 4 News in full here:

“I lied and lied again.”

Guido is sharing a page with Ed Miliband in the Sun today. In Guido’s column:

• Evidence that Carina will stand by her man
  
• Theresa May’s rubber chicken circuit tour
• The ominous past of the Victory 2015 conference venue
• With the LibDems in trouble – who do they call?
• Labour’s expectations from Lord Ashcroft
• Burnham’s Mid Staffs crisis
• Fox’s advice for Osborne

There are 25 political stories in the Sun today. All for just 50p…

In Guido’s column in the Sun today you can find out:

• Which super ambitious Tory MP was drinking champagne when the Eastleigh result came in
• Nigel Farage’s generous offer to Maria Hutchings
• Why Chuka Umunna ran off the TV set on election night
• Where Lord Ashdown was when he found out his party had held Eastleigh
• How Tim Loughton is trying to embarrass his old boss Michael Gove
• Lord Sugar’s new hire in Ed Miliband’s office

There are 21 political stories in the 50p Sun today. Politics for the many, not the few…

@Kazipooh page three so last century! You maybe right, don't know but considering. Perhaps halfway house with glamorous fashionistas.—
Rupert Murdoch (@rupertmurdoch) February 10, 2013

With Murdoch hinting that Page 3 is “so last century”, po-faced critics of boobs are campaigning with new vigour today. So much so that Guido is launching #SavePage3.

They do not speak for everyone…

Lots of Guido gossip in The Sun column today:

Clegg’s isolation, big Tory donations, coppers and cappuccinos, Twitter abused MPs, cruel nicknames for SpAds, Boris pranking Clegg,Vicky Pryce’s men and more.

Worth the 50p alone… 

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Iain Dale had it right, Guido has replaced Archbishop Sentamu’s Sunday column opposite the op-ed page. Unlike the ‘bish we will be bashing political sinners. The Guidoisation of politics has mainstreamed…

Quite a mix in Guido’s column yesterday; from Stringfellow and Clegg, Balls throwing his weight around and even Bryan Ferry pops up. Guido’s favourites included the curse of David Morris and Sadiq dodgy donor kebab:

TALKING of 80s chart-toppers, if you see Rick Astley’s former keyboardist-turned-Tory MP David Morris travelling anywhere, run away – the man seems to be cursed. Not only was the MP for Morecambe an extremely close witness to the recent London helicopter crash on the way into work, he spent Friday night building snowmen on the M6, stranded in his car by the weather. In both cases he took to Sky News to discuss his plight. It seems the profile-conscious MP is never going to give you up when it comes to free publicity.

SOME were surprised to see the over-abundant Shadow Public Health Minister Diane Abbott declare war on fried chicken shops and takeaways recently, especially in the same week that her Labour colleague the Shadow Minister for London, Sadiq Khan, promoted the Best British Kebab Awards in Parliament. Khan said: “It is important that we take the time to celebrate the fantastic establishments.” And why do you think Khan is such a fan of the industry? Nothing to do with the £5,000 donated to his 2010 re-election campaign by the Tayyab Kebab House in his constituency…

You can read the whole of Guido’s Daily Star Sunday column online here.

In Guido’s Daily Star Sunday column:

• Fuhrer-ious! The Lib Dem who asked how government would mark coming to power of Hitler.
• Sadiq Khan’s £5,000 donor kebab.
• Find out who Ed Balls was trying to push out.
  
• Stringfellow could switch to UKIP to stand against Clegg in Sheffield.

All for just £1…

Guido’s Sunday column had more of the fallout from Dave’s speech that never was, and David Miliband’s well oiled shadow campaign team, but his favourite story had to be about Dave’s wonderful man-management skills:

“DAVE’S grip over his party’s loyalty is slipping even further and he’s becoming a figure of fun – lethal to a leader. When asking how one MP’s relationship was with the Prime Minister, Guido was told he was the wrong person to ask, as he’d only spoken to the Prime Minister once – when Dave stood on his shoe and then did not apologise. Hard to recover when you start off on the wrong foot.”

Guido is also still chuckling at this one too:

“THIRTEEN years ago, the politically influential Climatic Research Unit of the University of East Anglia – the leading scaremongers about man-made global warming – warned us that within just a few years “children just aren’t going to know what snow is” and that it will be “a very rare and exciting event”. Last week, a foot of this mythical snow stuff closed 3,000 schools, triggered power cuts, shut airports and caused chaos on the roads. As it did last year. And the year before that.”

Elsewhere delusional London mayor hopeful Sadiq Khan has hit a brick wall of derision from his rivals in the Labour Party, also north of the border the leader of Glasgow council was busted performing a gay sex act in a car. And the sad news of “Ed Balls dead at 45″. Yesterday’s column is now online here…

In Guido’s Daily Star Sunday column:

• Labour’s new “Shadow Minister for London” Sadiq Khan eyes the Mayoralty. Who are the rivals who say “No You Khant?”
  
• Dave’s relationship with backbenchers explained in a nutshell.
• Another blow for the Glasgow Labour leadership: from cocaine to police caution for gay public “sex act”.
• David Miliband trousers £1.1 million since “losing”. Blairite Lord Sainsbury funds his comeback campaign with half-a-million.
• Green peer reviewed climate research scaremongering from yesteryear: “children just aren’t going to know what snow is”.
• Newsroom shock at the “death” of the Shadow Chancellor.

All for just £1…