Friday Caption Contest (New Approved Candidate Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Dr Tucker Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (Don't Mention the Wharton Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Frog Prince Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Speaker Fundraiser Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

The winner of today’s Caption Contest and two tickets to the Freedom Association McWhirter Memorial Lecture, delivered by John Redwood on board the HMS President, is:

Anonymous says:

This is pure saltire.

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Friday Caption Contest (Cuddly Mascot Edition)

The winning entry for today’s caption contest will win two tickets worth £60 to the McWhirter Memorial Lecture, delivered by John Redwood on board the HMS President. Beforehand a drinks reception will be held on deck, with views of the Thames from London to Westminster, courtesy of the Freedom Association. The event is on August 12. Make them witty…

Friday Caption Contest (Silent But Deadly Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (World Cup Final Predictions Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Want You Back Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Stop Looking at My Messages Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Real Men Don’t Hit Women Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of House of Cards: Season 2 on DVD to celebrate its release on 16th June is:


Blue Eyes
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Brad Pitt: Hey look, I’ve got rid of my silly, unbelievable beard.

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Friday Caption Contest (Mr & Mr Smith Edition)

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In order to mark the release of House of Cards: Season 2 on Blu-ray & DVD on the 16th June, the winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of the must-watch television series starring Kevin Spacey. 

That means you’ll be one of the first to get your hands on the DVD.[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Hancock For Britain Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

The winner of Friday’s caption contest and two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day Pimms and politics boat trip on June 15 is:
Peter Grant says:

“We have a lot in common Roy, you know.

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