Friday Caption Contest (Speaker Fundraiser Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

The winner of today’s Caption Contest and two tickets to the Freedom Association McWhirter Memorial Lecture, delivered by John Redwood on board the HMS President, is:

Anonymous says:

This is pure saltire.

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Friday Caption Contest (Cuddly Mascot Edition)

The winning entry for today’s caption contest will win two tickets worth £60 to the McWhirter Memorial Lecture, delivered by John Redwood on board the HMS President. Beforehand a drinks reception will be held on deck, with views of the Thames from London to Westminster, courtesy of the Freedom Association. The event is on August 12. Make them witty…

Friday Caption Contest (Silent But Deadly Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (World Cup Final Predictions Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Want You Back Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Stop Looking at My Messages Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Real Men Don’t Hit Women Edition)

Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of House of Cards: Season 2 on DVD to celebrate its release on 16th June is:


Blue Eyes
 says:

Brad Pitt: Hey look, I’ve got rid of my silly, unbelievable beard.

Can the winner, and only the winner, please get in touch here to claim your prize.[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Mr & Mr Smith Edition)

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In order to mark the release of House of Cards: Season 2 on Blu-ray & DVD on the 16th June, the winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of the must-watch television series starring Kevin Spacey. 

That means you’ll be one of the first to get your hands on the DVD.[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Hancock For Britain Edition)

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UPDATE: Now with added confusion:

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Caption Contest Winner

The winner of Friday’s caption contest and two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day Pimms and politics boat trip on June 15 is:
Peter Grant says:

“We have a lot in common Roy, you know.

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Friday Caption Contest (Yes, Pwime Minister Edition)

This week we have another two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip on June 15. It’s a great event with loads of booze and always attracts a strong line up of guests, so the winner is in for a good day out.[…]

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Caption Contest Winner

A typically large number of unfunny entries for today’s caption contest, but the winner of two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip is:

Smilerman says:

Pull my finger and you get an election strategy

The winner, and only the winner, can get in touch here to collect their prize…[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Losers Edition)

The wittiest entry to today’s caption contest will win two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip on June 15. Guests include Tory MP Steve ‘Sound as a Pound’ Baker and Lord Stoddart of Swindon.[…]

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Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of today’s caption contest is…

Jack Ketch says:

“It’s OK Mum, he promised me an IN-OUT, but only in 2017 when it’s legal.”

Drop us an email here to get your copy of Lord Tebbit’s new book.[…]

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