Friday Caption Contest (Lampshade Bercow Edition)

Buy me on AmazonThe winner of this week’s caption contest, announced this afternoon, gets a copy of David Charter’s book on what will happen if we were to leave the EU:

Europe, In or Out? Everything You Need to Know

Make them witty…

Friday Caption Contest (How Do You Solve… Edition)

Comments in the comments please…

Caption Contest Winner

The winner of a bunch of Mother’s Day flowers courtesy of Arena Flowers is:

Vinny says:

“Do you expect me not to talk to Labour?” – “No Mr Cable …. I expect you to die!”

Get in touch with your mum’s address and Arena Flowers will sort her out with a Mother’s Day bouquet.

Friday Caption Contest (Clegg Feels the Heat Edition)

The best entry* of this week’s caption contest, chosen by 3pm, will win a bunch of flowers delivered to their mum for Mother’s Day on Sunday, courtesy of the generous souls at Arena Flowers. Make them witty…

*Entries in the comments on this blog, not on Twitter.

Friday Caption Contest (Behind the News Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (Express Conspiracy Theory Edition)

By Stefan Rousseau.

Friday Caption Contest (Face to Face Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (Affiliation Edition)

Friday Caption Contest (Awkward Ed Moments Part 94)

Via Awkward Ed Miliband Moments.

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Friday Caption Contest (Taxi for Miliband Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Over a Barrel Edition)

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Caption Contest Deux: Two Ordinary Blokes in a Pub

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Labour candidate Clive Lewis tells the Staggers:

“I mean, in the multiverse there’s still three universes in a hundred where there’s a Green MP in Norwich, so anything could happen. I could be caught with my pants down behind a goat with Ed Miliband at the other end – well, hopefully that won’t happen.”

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