Friday, November 22, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (BBC Phone Drome Edition)

Friday, November 15, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Stranglehold on the Free Press Edition)

Friday, November 8, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Loose Cannon Edition)

Friday, November 1, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Phone Trouble Edition)

Friday, October 25, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Jordan’s New Man Edition)

Friday, October 18, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Jumper-Gate Edition)

Friday, October 11, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Chuka Pies Edition)

Friday, October 4, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Share Your Pain Edition)

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Some belated caption contest prizes to give out. Rob Hutton’s “Romps, Tots and Boffins: The Strange Language of News” goes to ‘The Common Man‘ for:

“After 36 hours Ed still cannot decide what to write on his brother’s leaving card”.

Iain Martin’s “Making It Happen: Fred Goodwin, RBS and the Men Who Blew Up the British Economy” is won by ‘A nice cup of tea‘ for:

“Both “It appears we share the same hairdresser””.

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Friday, September 27, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Diversity Edition)

Friday, September 20, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Countdown to Conference Edition)

The winner receives a copy of Rob Hutton’s must-read dictionary of journalese:

“Romps, Tots and Boffins: The Strange Language of News”

Make them witty…

Pic via Stefan Rousseau.

Seen Elsewhere

Rachel Reeves’ Pension Howler | Mail
UKIP Propose 90% Cut in Overseas Aid | Breitbart
Ed Milibaaaand | Sun
Ed Miliband Phrase Generator | Guardian
Blair Right About ISIS | Jago Pearson
Miliband Will Be Prime Minister By Default | Alex Wickham
Labout Have Learned Nothing | Jeremy Warner
How Cameron Can Return to No. 10 | Telegraph
Balls Speech Was Mush | FT
Labour Makes a Mess of Its Big Moment | James Kirkup
Miliband Must Win Back Blair’s Englanders | Rachel Sylvester


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Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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