Friday Caption Contest (Control Order Yourself Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: Soldering On Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Hands Where We Can See Them Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

putin merkel

The winner is:

Brother York
‘EU’sual Suspects.

The winner and only the winner should get in touch here ASAP with the name and address of your loved one and Arena Flowers will send them a bouquet for Valentine’s Day. Tomorrow is the 14th so don’t hang about…

Friday Caption Contest

putin merkel

Our friends at Arena Flowers are offering to send a bunch of flowers to the loved one of the competition winner this week. You need to enter sharpish as we will need to get the details over quick as today’s competition closes at 2 p.m. Entries in the comments only will be considered…

If you have just realised that it is Valentine’s Day tomorrow, get on to the Arena Flowers website sharpish!

Friday Caption Contest (Nun of the Above Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of the caption contest is…

georgerobo
George, email us your postal here to get your Big Brother Watch mug…

Friday Caption Competition

robo

The wit who wins this week’s Caption Contest will receive a thermo-dynamic* mug courtesy of the internet privacy campaigners at Big Brother Watch. The emphasis being on wit. If the entries in the comments are the usual rubbish we’ll keep the mug for ourselves. Competition closes at 5 pm today…

bbw-mug

*It changes colour when you put hot coffee in it.

Friday Caption Contest (You Having a Giraffe? Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Vaizey Eyes Up Pussy Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Draw Me Like One of Your MPs Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (He’s Not the Messiah… Edition)

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Going for Lunch: Meme Miliband Challenge

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Ed Miliband’s 7-minute immigration speech reminded Guido of something…

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So here goes…

ONE-DOES-NOT-MEME

Co-conspirators can use the top picture to create their own versions and upload into the new comments system below.

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Friday Caption Contest (Dirty Donations Edition)

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Pic via Spectator.
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Friday Caption Contest: Entou(Fa)rage Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Catching the Speaker’s Eye Edition)

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