Friday Caption Contest

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Our friends at Arena Flowers are offering to send a bunch of flowers to the loved one of the competition winner this week. You need to enter sharpish as we will need to get the details over quick as today’s competition closes at 2 p.m. Entries in the comments only will be considered…

If you have just realised that it is Valentine’s Day tomorrow, get on to the Arena Flowers website sharpish!

Friday Caption Contest (Nun of the Above Edition)

Entries in the comments please…

Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of the caption contest is…

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George, email us your postal here to get your Big Brother Watch mug…

Friday Caption Competition

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The wit who wins this week’s Caption Contest will receive a thermo-dynamic* mug courtesy of the internet privacy campaigners at Big Brother Watch. The emphasis being on wit. If the entries in the comments are the usual rubbish we’ll keep the mug for ourselves. Competition closes at 5 pm today…

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*It changes colour when you put hot coffee in it.

Friday Caption Contest (You Having a Giraffe? Edition)

Entries in the comments please…

Friday Caption Contest (Vaizey Eyes Up Pussy Edition)

Comments in the comments please…

Friday Caption Contest (Draw Me Like One of Your MPs Edition)

Comments in the comments please…

Via @MatCro

Friday Caption Contest (He’s Not the Messiah… Edition)

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Entries in the comments please…

Via @mattchorley.

Going for Lunch: Meme Miliband Challenge

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Ed Miliband’s 7-minute immigration speech reminded Guido of something…

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So here goes…

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Co-conspirators can use the top picture to create their own versions and upload into the new comments system below.

We will try sort out a goodie bag for the best entry.[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Dirty Donations Edition)

Entries in the comments please…

Pic via Spectator.
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Friday Caption Contest: Entou(Fa)rage Edition

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Entries in the comments please…[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Catching the Speaker’s Eye Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Never Seen Anything Like It Edition)

The winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of…

‘The Fat Boy with the Bomb and 299 of the World’s Craziest Politicians’

…an illustrated encyclopaedia of the fanatics and revolutionaries; the xenophobes and homophobes; Islamists, Zionists and bible thumpers; the anarchists and fascists; extreme libertarians and unreconstructed Stalinists; populists, demagogues and hated despots; the idealistic and the corrupt.[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Mind the Snap Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (I Can Start on Monday Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Pink News Edition)

Witty comments in the comments please…[…]

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Owen Smith backs one hour contracts but wants to abolish zero hours contracts:

“You need to give people a contract to say, ‘here’s what you will be working’. It could be one, but I’m saying it shouldn’t be zero, we should invert that emphasis.”

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