Friday Caption Contest (You Having a Giraffe? Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Vaizey Eyes Up Pussy Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Draw Me Like One of Your MPs Edition)

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Via @MatCro

Friday Caption Contest (He’s Not the Messiah… Edition)

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Via @mattchorley.

Going for Lunch: Meme Miliband Challenge

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Ed Miliband’s 7-minute immigration speech reminded Guido of something…

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So here goes…

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Co-conspirators can use the top picture to create their own versions and upload into the new comments system below.

We will try sort out a goodie bag for the best entry.

We’re off to our Christmas lunch, blogging may be sporadic… see you in 2015.

Friday Caption Contest (Dirty Donations Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: Entou(Fa)rage Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Catching the Speaker’s Eye Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Never Seen Anything Like It Edition)

The winner of today’s caption contest will receive a copy of…

‘The Fat Boy with the Bomb and 299 of the World’s Craziest Politicians’

…an illustrated encyclopaedia of the fanatics and revolutionaries; the xenophobes and homophobes; Islamists, Zionists and bible thumpers; the anarchists and fascists; extreme libertarians and unreconstructed Stalinists; populists, demagogues and hated despots; the idealistic and the corrupt.[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Mind the Snap Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (I Can Start on Monday Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Pink News Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Split the Bill Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Danny’s Easy Listening Edition)

The winner of today’s Caption Contest will receive a copy of “Billionaires”:

Darrell M. West’s book on the growing political activism of the super-rich looks at the influence, transparency and power relationships with government held by the wealthy, laying bare the wealthification of politics.[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (UKIP Coke Party Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Long Term Fitness Plan Edition)

Today’s caption contest is taken from George Osborne’s profile on the Jawbone fitness app:

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