Caption Contest (Lab-Con Thanet Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: Dave Election Diet Latest Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Hasta La Vista, Beeb-y Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest (Tories Running Positive Campaign)

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Friday Caption Contest

Friday Caption Contest (Hammond and May in No.10 Edition)

The winner of today’s Caption Contest will receive a copy of Eliza Filby’s God and Mrs Thatcher:

“A woman demonised by the left and sanctified by the right, there has always been a religious undercurrent to discussions of Margaret Thatcher. A truly original perspective on the source and substance of Margaret Thatcher’s political values and the role that religion played in the politics of this tumultuous decade.”

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Friday Caption Contest (‘Brella Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: I Can Start in May Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Control Order Yourself Edition)

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Friday Caption Contest: Soldering On Edition

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Friday Caption Contest (Hands Where We Can See Them Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

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The winner is:

Brother York
‘EU’sual Suspects.

The winner and only the winner should get in touch here ASAP with the name and address of your loved one and Arena Flowers will send them a bouquet for Valentine’s Day. Tomorrow is the 14th so don’t hang about…

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Friday Caption Contest

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Our friends at Arena Flowers are offering to send a bunch of flowers to the loved one of the competition winner this week. You need to enter sharpish as we will need to get the details over quick as today’s competition closes at 2 p.m.[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Nun of the Above Edition)

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Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of the caption contest is…

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George, email us your postal here to get your Big Brother Watch mug…
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Friday Caption Competition

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The wit who wins this week’s Caption Contest will receive a thermo-dynamic* mug courtesy of the internet privacy campaigners at Big Brother Watch. The emphasis being on wit. If the entries in the comments are the usual rubbish we’ll keep the mug for ourselves.[…]

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Quote of the Day

David Cowling, the BBC’s head of political research, in an internal memo…

“It seems to me that the London bubble has to burst if there is to be any prospect of addressing the issues that have brought us to our current situation. There are many millions of people in the UK who do not enthuse about diversity and do not embrace metropolitan values yet do not consider themselves lesser human beings for all that. Until their values and opinions are acknowledged and respected, rather than ignored and despised, our present discord will persist. Because these discontents run very wide and very deep and the metropolitan political class, confronted by them, seems completely bewildered and at a loss about how to respond (“who are these ghastly people and where do they come from?” doesn’t really hack it). The 2016 EU referendum has witnessed the cashing in of some very bitter bankable grudges but I believe that, throughout this 2016 campaign, Europe has been the shadow not the substance.”

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