This week’s winner will win a copy of ‘Mullahs Without Mercy’, Geoffrey Robertson’s ground-breaking study of Iran’s nuclear ambitions. Make them witty…

This bloke is up there, naked, right now… and it is a bit brass monkeys…

Via Ben Duckworth

Guido went to see Argo this week – the story behind the Iranian hostage crisis.

Guido enjoyed it but Mrs Fawkes enjoyed it even more with Ben Affleck.

Today’s winner gets a t-shirt from the film.

Usual rules, like being funny, apply.

Nearly 650 entries to last week’s caption contest celebrating the demise of Denis MacShane. The winner was the ever-witty Steve Miliband with this well-informed effort:

“Celebrations are a trifle early.”

Get in touch for your bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape courtesy of Oddbins.

To celebrate Denis MacShane’s demise this week’s caption contest sees the shamed expenses cheat pose with the cake given to him upon his return to the Labour Party just this July.

The winner will receive a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape courtesy of the charitable souls at Oddbins.

Their ‘Wine Not War’ campaign calling for peace between Dave and Nick will donate £1 to War Child for every bottle of CNDP sold.

See what they did there.

The winning entry better be good.

Usual rules apply…

Via @LondonJase

There’s signed copy of Philip Gould An Unfinished Life up for grabs this week signed by Alaistair Campbell, Georgia Gould, Dennis Kavanagh, Danny Finkelstein and Stan Greenberg.

Usual rules apply…

Last week’s caption contest winner was, for once, actually quite witty. “Denis McShane’s Shed” suggested:

“Heckler and C**k.”

Get in touch for your two tickets to the Battle of the Chancellors Spectator debate on 29 October. 

The winner of this week’s wit-fest will receive two tickets to the Spectator Debate on the evening of Monday 29^th October. It’s the battle of the Chancellors – ‘George Osborne isn’t working – we need a Plan B’ -  Lord Lamont V Alistair Darling.

On the panel with Darling will be David Blanchflower and Lord Oakeshott.  With Lamont, Sajid Javid MP and one further speaker.

Usual rules apply…

Pic: @politicalpictures