Friday, May 2, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Child of Maggie Edition)

Friday, April 25, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (UKIP Fancy Dress Party Prep Edition)

Friday, April 18, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Lines to Take Edition)

Friday, April 11, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

Friday Caption Contest (Lampshade Bercow Edition)

Friday, April 4, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (How Do You Solve… Edition)

Friday, March 28, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

The winner of a bunch of Mother’s Day flowers courtesy of Arena Flowers is:

Vinny says:

“Do you expect me not to talk to Labour?” – “No Mr Cable …. I expect you to die!”

Get in touch with your mum’s address and Arena Flowers will sort her out with a Mother’s Day bouquet.

Friday Caption Contest (Clegg Feels the Heat Edition)

The best entry* of this week’s caption contest, chosen by 3pm, will win a bunch of flowers delivered to their mum for Mother’s Day on Sunday, courtesy of the generous souls at Arena Flowers. Make them witty…

*Entries in the comments on this blog, not on Twitter.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Behind the News Edition)

Friday, March 14, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Express Conspiracy Theory Edition)


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Eric Hobsbawm: Companion of Dishonour | Standpoint
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UKIP Gets Professional | Red Box
Kelly Tolhurst Wins Rochester Open Primary | BBC


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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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