Friday, October 4, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Share Your Pain Edition)

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Some belated caption contest prizes to give out. Rob Hutton’s “Romps, Tots and Boffins: The Strange Language of News” goes to ‘The Common Man‘ for:

“After 36 hours Ed still cannot decide what to write on his brother’s leaving card”.

Iain Martin’s “Making It Happen: Fred Goodwin, RBS and the Men Who Blew Up the British Economy” is won by ‘A nice cup of tea‘ for:

“Both “It appears we share the same hairdresser””.

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Friday, September 27, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Diversity Edition)

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Friday, September 20, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Countdown to Conference Edition)

The winner receives a copy of Rob Hutton’s must-read dictionary of journalese:

“Romps, Tots and Boffins: The Strange Language of News”

Make them witty…

Pic via Stefan Rousseau.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (So What Do You Do Edition)

The best entry will win a copy of Iain Martin’s new book:

“Making It Happen: Fred Goodwin, RBS and the Men Who Blew Up the British Economy”

Make them witty…

Friday, September 6, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Let’s Arm Wrestle For It Edition)

The best entry will win a copy of Bobby Friedman’s new book

Democracy Ltd- How Money and Donations Corrupted British Politics

Make them funny…

Friday, August 30, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Succour Edition)

Friday, August 23, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (New Batman Announced Edition)

UPDATE: Ed Balls himself gets involved: “I can’t believe they gave Ben Affleck the part”.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (His Master’s Voice Edition)

Friday, August 9, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Going Down Under Edition)

Friday, August 2, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Red Trousers Edition)

Ken Clarke obviously didn’t get the memo that the public has shunned red trousers as he enjoys the cricket today. The best entry will win a copy of Lee Rotherham’s A Fate Worse Than Debt

Make them witty…

Via @eyespymp

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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