Friday, August 28, 2009

Friday Caption Competition

Monday, August 24, 2009

Caption Competition Winner

Wanking BallsAs is traditional, most of the Friday Caption Competition entries were lame.  Marginally less lame was this one

Ollie Cromwell says:

Gordon enjoyed wearing his gift fron J.K Rowling.

The spin-off on Ollie’s own Red Rag blog* deserves some reward, a copy of The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze will wing it’s way if Ollie emails his postal address. Don’t go to the blog without mind-bleach to hand…

*Guido is sure he has heard that name somewhere before.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Friday Caption Competition

Wanking Balls

A copy of The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze is the prize for the wittiest caption entry.  Note, that is “witty”, not “obvious”…

Friday, July 17, 2009

Friday Caption Competition (Exclusive Purnell Hotpants Edition)

lone_purnell_shorts

N.B. If you like what you see, he is back on the market ladies…

Friday, July 10, 2009

Friday Caption Contest (O-bum-er Edition)

Friday, July 3, 2009

Friday Caption Contest (Glasto Marr Edition)

Friday, June 26, 2009

Friday Caption Contest (My Little Pony Edition)

Friday, June 19, 2009

Friday Caption Contest (Bercow Rangers Edition)

Bercow-Rangers

Picture taken at a Glasgow Rangers Supporters Club in the late 80s, note the Rangers / red hand, UDA poster.  Those Scottish (Catholic) Labour MPs who bet so successfully on the outcome of the last election  for Speaker and are now considering backing Bercow, might reflect on some of the traditional songs which John led the gathering in singing.  One thing about us “dirty Fenian fuckers”, we have long memories…

Sadly the picture of Bercow taken on a junket to Israel (not long after the Sabra and Shatila massacre) posing Rambo-style, wearing a comically over-sized Israeli Defence Force uniform whilst holding a machine gun, hasn’t turned up. Yet…

Friday, May 29, 2009

Friday Caption Contest (Blessed Margaret Edition)

Friday, May 22, 2009

Friday Caption Contest

Troughing Twosome Margaret Moran & Jacqui Smith

Guido will send a copy of  A History of Political Trials: From Charles I to Saddam Hussein and a copy of  The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze to the wittiest caption writer.  Note that it is the wittiest, not most abusive comment that wins…


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Guido’s Column | Sun
Carney is a Feminist | Kathy Gyngell
Middle Class Moralism of Owen Jones | Spiked
Booze-Fuelled Fight at Palin Party | Times
Nick Robinson Attacked as “Liar” | Mail
Sweden Turns Left | Times
Public Wants England Only Votes in Commons | Times
Ban Scottish MPs From Voting on Tax and NHS | Mail
Elitist Politicians Caused Democratic Disenchantment | Janet Daley
Police Can’t Stop Man Who Stalked Me for 7 Years | Nadine Dorries
Owen Jones’ Middle Class Moralism | Spiked


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