Friday Caption Contest (St Patrick’s Edition)

This week’s winner, for once the best of a fairly witty bunch, is Bill Quango MP:
“lies to the right, neighs to the left”
Get in touch for your Valentine’s Day roses courtesy of Arena Flowers…
Last week’s Friday caption contest is open for another hour, with a bunch of Valentine’s Day roses from Arena Flowers delivered on Thursday for the winner.
One liners in the comments please.
Make them good…

Win a bunch of Valentine’s Day roses from Arena Flowers delivered on Thursday for the winning the caption. Usual rules…

Obama’s Presidency is Imploding | Nile Gardiner
Miliband Could Be a Great PM | Thomas Pascoe
What Are You Really Paying in Income Tax? | TPA
Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator
Murdoch: Facebook is the New MySpace | Telegraph
Clegg’s Manifesto Referendum Pledge Spin Unravels | ConHome
Coalition Here to Stay | Ben Brogan
Tories Plan Coalition Divorce | Times
Public Doesn’t Back Dave on Europe | Peter Kellner
Public Backs Dave on Europe | John Rentoul
We Can’t Afford HS2 | Fraser Nelson

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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:
“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”

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