Friday, May 23, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

A typically large number of unfunny entries for today’s caption contest, but the winner of two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip is:

Smilerman says:

Pull my finger and you get an election strategy

The winner, and only the winner, can get in touch here to collect their prize…

Friday Caption Contest (Losers Edition)

The wittiest entry to today’s caption contest will win two tickets to the Freedom Association’s Magna Carta Day pimms and politics boat trip on June 15. Guests include Tory MP Steve ‘Sound as a Pound’ Baker and Lord Stoddart of Swindon. Details here. Make them funny…

Friday, May 16, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

And the winner of today’s caption contest is…

Jack Ketch says:

“It’s OK Mum, he promised me an IN-OUT, but only in 2017 when it’s legal.”

Drop us an email here to get your copy of Lord Tebbit’s new book.

Friday Caption Contest (Questionable Selfie Technique Edition)

The winner of today’s caption contest gets themselves a copy of Lord Tebbit’s brand new book Ben’s Story.

It is about a radioactive telekinetic Russian dog. Really.

Only entries in the comments will be accepted…

Via @Hide_ItsHannah

Friday, May 9, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Cameron Solo Barn Dance Edition)

Friday, May 2, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Child of Maggie Edition)

Entries in the comments please…

Friday, April 25, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (UKIP Fancy Dress Party Prep Edition)

Friday, April 18, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Lines to Take Edition)

When David Axelrod met his future colleague Tom Baldwin, then the Times’ Washington correspondent. Captions in the comments please…

Via @laurapitel

Friday, April 11, 2014

Caption Contest Winner

The lucky winner of David Charter’s ‘Europe, In or Out? Everything You Need to Know‘ is:

Simples says:

Just a shade over 5 ft

Get in touch for your prize…

Friday Caption Contest (Lampshade Bercow Edition)

Buy me on AmazonThe winner of this week’s caption contest, announced this afternoon, gets a copy of David Charter’s book on what will happen if we were to leave the EU:

Europe, In or Out? Everything You Need to Know

Make them witty…


Seen Elsewhere

Sack David Ward | LibDem Voice
David Ward Condemned for Rocket Support | BBC
LibDem MP Backs Rocket Attacks | Indy
LibDem MP: I Would Bomb Israel | ITV
A Bold Plan to Reform Welfare | Ruth Porter
Clinton’s Busty Mistress Nicknamed ‘Energizer’ | Mail
Photo Analysis of Miliband’s Obama Visit | Buzzfeed
Dave Shouldn’t Have Moved Gove | Michael Howard
Bercow’s Nightmare | Alex Wickham
Miliband Abandons Britain to Meet Obama | Sun
Tequila-Quaffing Chat Show Plonker Clegg | Quentin Letts


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Owen Paterson lifts the lid on the Green Blob:

“I received more death threats in a few months at Defra than I ever did as secretary of state for Northern Ireland.”



Flight Watch says:

Russia Today is a cauldron of bullsh*t. The only people that take it seriously are deluded conspiracy theorists. Other RT journos have resigned citing the same reasons.

It’s about as believable as Press TV, KCNA of North Korea or the Daily Mirror.


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